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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:58 pm
by Hill-Shatar
6. Didn't you speed to catch up to me?
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:01 pm
by Athena
Good one Hill. NEway I edited this post, cuz I thought of this
5.Reverse psychology, (think Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas) First speed up, then put your directional on so the cop knows you're looking for a proper place to pull off. Then do a 180 turn into your said parking spot and tell the cop, "Look at me, I'm a freakin criminal" beer can in hand, you might as well hand it over and hope the cop advises you to proceed to the next rest area.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:05 pm
by Phreddie
4. slip a couple a ones in his/her belt, and ask if she uses the uniform in their 'other' job... thats more of how to provoke police brutality, but if ur cursed with beauty and you try it with c notes instead of ones, you might just get somewhere...
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:36 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:39 pm
by Hill-Shatar
#2. You forgot to lock the parking brake.
#1. Pepper Spray
Top ten things never to say on a date.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:42 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
#10. You have somethin' stuck in your teeth, hon. (duh, be more subtle
)
#9. This is my favourite restaurant! They serve virgin clamato, yum!
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:46 pm
by Hill-Shatar
8. Isn't that waitress hot?
7. Your head is in the way of the big screen TV again...
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:46 pm
by dragon wench
6. This is where my ex and I broke up
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:48 pm
by Hill-Shatar
@ DW: LOL.
5. Oops, I dropped my napkin.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:49 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
NICE you two.
#4. You eat grapes with a fork and knife?!
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:51 pm
by dragon wench
3. Is that a pimple or spaghetti sauce on your chest?
@Hill and OS *snicker*
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:53 pm
by Bloodstalker
#2 "Oh, just eat it for God's sake. This place has a clean floor"
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:53 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
LOL DW!
#1. Did you see the one when Rocket Robin Hood battles Little John?
Top ten foods with odd names.
#10. Spanikopita.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:53 pm
by dragon wench
1. They serve my favourite brand of beef chunks here
EDIT
OS, you are 1. so when you come up with a topic, I'll come back and edit
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 9:55 pm
by Hill-Shatar
9. Ouze
8. Maranara (always sounded funny to me..)
@ DW: I take it chunky meat is the best kind of meat?
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:03 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
#7. Poi.
Don't ask why..
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:05 pm
by Hill-Shatar
#6. Spam. What the hack does that acronym stand for, anyways, 'cause I don't think spam would be a useful name for food...
I can see it now-
Sergeant, whaty should I call these pieces of donkey meat?
I don't know sir!
Sergeant!
SPAM! Don't hurt me.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:06 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:09 pm
by Hill-Shatar
#4. Couscous.
Very few foods have repeated syllables.
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:10 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
#3. Slouvaki.