Granted. You become a highly successful criminal lawyer, winning case after case. Eventually, you defend a notorious serial murderer and get him off the hook through a technicality, despite his obvious guilt. The families of his victims conspire to have you bumped off and you end up wearing a fine pair of concrete boots at the bottom of a shark-infested ocean.
Even the sharks find your ethics so heinous that they deny you the customary professional courtesies. Instead.. they invite you to a lavish dinner banquet where *you* are the "guest of honour"
I wish I could be more focused
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.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
[QUOTE=dragon wench]I wish I could be more focused[/QUOTE] Granted. You're now focused at all times. You look at the computer screen. You read carefully. You absorb everything there is to be read. But it doesn't take long before all the interesting threads have been read and replied to. Your replies make a lot of sense and are thought out completely. You're very pleased with yourself for finally achieving a constructive post. But you want to read more, because you can. So you start reading the Heathen Citadel. Fully focused, it takes you only a couple of hours.
But you want more. You can't stop! Being focused all the time dehydrates and tires you, but there's nothing you can do about it. Even looking at a blank wall is a hard task for you. With great effort you manage to look at a blank wall for 5 minutes.
Your head aches like hell. You want to sleep. You want to end your thoughts, but you can't. You're completely focused, you just can't relax. Ever.
My wish: I want buck to change my name on GB to Grayshades
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
granted! you get your name changed, and end up as en gray shade. all ignores you, and you are left spamming alone....:laugh:
i wish that i could teleport
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me
Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, while trying to transport through a door, you forgot to check what the room was. It was a closet. You got a hanger through your forehead.
I wish I was sane.
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Granted, the winter is so cold, heating prices skyrocket, you become so in debt that you are forced to sell everything you own to pay off the debt, you end up dying on the street, freezing, starving, and alone.
I wish I were ninja batman! ... long story.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
You misuse your sword cutting off one of your wings. You plummet to your death.
I wish winters in Calgary were warm and mild.
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[QUOTE=Phreddie]I wish I were ninja batman! ... long story.[/QUOTE]
Granted. Your coach & colleagues on the cricket team get tired with you always wanting to wear black instead of white, with the fact you refuse to use a normal bat and in the end they kick you out of the team.
I wish I had more inspiration to find wishes than to twist other people's wishes.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
Granted, you have great wishes, many of them come true, you lead a happy life until one day you wake up, and realize that your life is based on material things, you unsuccessfuly seek spiritual enlightenment and die an unhappy man.
I wish i dwarven slave.
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
Your wish is granted. You are now a dwarven slave.
I wish I would stop hitting the CAPS LOCK button by accident.
@Ik: See above.
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Granted. The CAPS LOCK button has been completely removed from your leyboard, forcing you to hold down the shift key more than you should have to, especially when typing CAPS LOCK...
I wish i could make this face :mischief: .
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
Granted. Microsoft take out the CAPS LOCK key in their next generation of hardware and soon other manufacturers follow suit. Suddenly you have to do lots of data entry...in capitals. You prove slow enough without a CAPS LOCK key that you're fired.
@Tony, now you can, unfortunately you can only make that expression and people no longer trust you thinking you are always up to mischief. Being stuck with your eyes open doesn't help sleeping much either and what happens without sleep? You go insane.
Granted. Your broadband now operates at such a high rate you are bombarded with popup ads that cover the entire screen, making it impossible to do anything... The ads run out of room in your comuter and begin coming out of the screen to clutter reality as you know it... Kinda like that Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode.
I wish I looked like Brad Pitt.
Ps. Rav's was better for Hill's wish, disregard mine...
"Be thankful you're healthy." "Be bitter you're not going to stay that way."
"Be glad you're even alive." "Be furious you're going to die."
"Things could be much worse." "They could be one hell of a lot better."
Granted, your local delivery service calls with your pet dragon. It's a bit big to fit through the front door though. There's also the slight problems that it hasn't been tamed and it's hungry. You sign where the deliverer asks and take thhe dragon round the back. Taking off it's muzzle, it promptly gobbles you up and flys to freedom...
Happy ending, eh?
