Awakened From Slumber

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:08 am

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Right. Magrus, when you sober a bit and read this, you will wonder what you were thinking.

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:laugh: I really am serious, no matter how drunk I am.

Realistically speaking, I've been tied up, smacked around, whipped, cut open and bitten. All drew blood, more than once requiring bandaging, and once requiring hospitalization. I highly doubt any female frequenting the forums can out-do my exes, so....gimme your best shot.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:10 am

[QUOTE=Magrus] I highly doubt any female frequenting the forums can out-do my exes, so....gimme your best shot.[/QUOTE]

Oh, very well. *snaps on latex gloves*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:13 am

@Hill,
ROFL!

@Mag,
Indeed.. but my ways are often far more subtle and insidious than anything like that...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:17 am

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Oh, very well. *snaps on latex gloves*[/QUOTE]

Back or I'll set you on fire and tell your woman what you're motives are towards me!

[QUOTE=dragon wench]@Mag,
Indeed.. but my ways are often far more subtle and insidious than anything like that... [/QUOTE]

That sounds exciting.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:20 am

*shakes head*

Anyway, my pillow is calling me, so I'm off for the night, laters!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:25 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Back or I'll set you on fire and tell your woman what you're motives are towards me!

That sounds exciting.

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Oh please, my interest in you is merely as much as you keep on asking me to do. I just wanted to perform a simple favour.

'My woman'. Your lucky she doesn't know where you live. I am her slave, she is master.

See you DW... I may leave soon myself.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:29 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*shakes head*

Anyway, my pillow is calling me, so I'm off for the night, laters!

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*wiggles* I made you laugh before you took off to sleep.

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]'My woman'. Your lucky she doesn't know where you live. I am her slave, she is master. [/QUOTE]

I always figured you for a sub. :laugh: I'm lucky she doesn't know where I live hmm? Is she going to send racoons after me bearing pinecone's to clog my gutters?

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:21 pm

Look

i was just talking to the Witch King and he wanted me to remind certain of you who are being disrespectful that he still has the pictures.

he said you'd know who you are, and warns you that he may post them if you do not tread carefully.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:25 pm

[QUOTE=Witch King]i was just talking to the Witch King and he wanted me to remind certain of you who are being disrespectful that he still has the pictures.

he said you'd know who you are, and warns you that he may post them if you do not tread carefully.[/QUOTE]

Uses them often for his own questionable private purposes does he?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:15 am

[QUOTE=Witch King]i was just talking to the Witch King and he wanted me to remind certain of you who are being disrespectful that he still has the pictures.

he said you'd know who you are, and warns you that he may post them if you do not tread carefully.[/QUOTE]

Boy, it's fun to remind you that some of us are free of such bonds. We'll begin taunting you immediately.

Oh, the joy of being a rookie.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:54 am

[QUOTE=Witch King]Waverly, Weasel and the Witch King have been talking, and we have decided that almost all of you have exceeded your welcome on these boards.

We've talked to Buck, and while he said he would prefer to ban most of you outright, he technically can't justify it as his advertisers would be angry. so WWWK has a suggestion for you- LURK, don't speak.

- WWWK

Ick 911 – we took a poll, and 85% of SYMiams believe your posts are so insipid you might as well type in black all the time and save us the bother of having to read them. Die a thousand deaths

Aegis/Magrus – what you are doing is called by psychologists "projection" you disease-ridden whores.

Curdis – your talk of waiting outside my bedroom and pulling your pants down is disturbing. your weird anal fixation is not something with which i want to be involved.

Brynn - the rules do not apply to the WK, so He advises you to tread carefully.

Minerva - hi sexy one. you in the mood for a little WK action again tonight? IF THE FELL BEAST'S A-ROCKIN', DON'T COME A-KNOCKIN'

BS & Ysh - i never like either of you anyway.[/QUOTE]

WWWK!?

One is quite enough at a time, and if there are all three of you, it is too much!!
I feel sorry for Buck.

I might consider a little WK action, but not WWWK action. Absolutely not! I am not stupid, you know.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:34 am

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Boy, it's fun to remind you that some of us are free of such bonds. We'll begin taunting you immediately.

Oh, the joy of being a rookie.[/QUOTE]

*nod nod* Even if you had pictures, I'd just bask in the attention. I have no shame. :laugh:

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:18 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]*nod nod* Even if you had pictures, I'd just bask in the attention. I have no shame. :laugh:[/QUOTE]

I.e. Attention whore

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:30 am

[QUOTE=CM]I.e. Attention whore

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*wiggles and bats eyelashes* Who, me?

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:32 am

Nope. BS

Well both you and BS

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:35 am

So, I've been slotted in with him, have I? :speech:

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:36 am

Would you prefer Aegis or Hill? I mean i had the decency to atleast stick you with an american. Do you really want to go across the border?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:39 am

[QUOTE=CM]Would you prefer Aegis or Hill? I mean i had the decency to atleast stick you with an american. Do you really want to go across the border?

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Canadian police have asked me not to cross the border.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:32 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]The old folks are pissed this has changed from when they ran the joint is all Tony. My kind, your kind, we run the place now, and if they want to show up, they need to shoulder themselves in like any bum at a bar. That's the problem. :laugh:[/QUOTE]I’m pretty sure that Buck ran the place then, just as he runs it now. All I do is post very infrequently, and make the odd attempt to get in Minerva’s bloomers. When I shoulder up to the bar, you will note the bodies flying.

Does my mere presence make you nervous? Good. You must have an iota of sense left somewhere in that hollow pate. Now run along, and don’t meddle in the affairs of the W’s.

Witch King · Post by **Witch King** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:08 pm

Indeed

[QUOTE=Minerva]

I might consider a little WK action[/QUOTE]

Excellent. The Witch King will have you polishing his Palantir by the pale
moonlight, and will make you his Dark Queen. Ride the Witch King's Fell Steed!

@Maggot et al -- We have no wish to actively "run" these boards. We merely check in from time to time to see if any new wits have appeared. Looks like we'll have to come back in a few months...