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[QUOTE=dragon wench]A scheme to do what? To prove at some point down the road that she's actually sweet and angelic? [/QUOTE]

Yes! And thus turn us all into kind and good people! Conservative is the new black! Run!

[QUOTE=Magrus]*nods* Thought so. Well, I won't go down easy! (At least not in this kind of situation. ) [/QUOTE]


HAHA, your a funny one all right!! You naughty naughty person , (wink wink)

Supported by my peeps

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]*snort*

After reading this many posts in SYM and you think that a name such as Dark Mistress sounds wrong?

It sounds positively saintly to me.

P.S. Watching the fall of the Spam Factory.[/QUOTE]


I think I love you now Hill Shatar ( hugs hill tenderly, whispering somthing into his ear "Us saints have to stick together, the dark ones anyways. her grin broadens into a great smile!

Why i Am the Dark mistress

[QUOTE=ik911]When did you decide to call yourself Dark Mistress? It sounds so wrong, somehow...[/QUOTE]



Well, Its a LONG story, and unfortunately one that relates to some things that happened in my real life, and as this forum does not want me to post sexually expliit things, youll have to use your imagination. ( She smiles coly, looking over at her partner, saying, isnt that right hunny?)

[QUOTE=darkmistress25]HAHA, your a funny one all right!! You naughty naughty person , (wink wink) [/QUOTE]

Thank you dear. :mischief: Oh, and take it from me, you can post such things, you just can't use certain words. It takes some getting used to, but it makes for amusing spam.

Bah...i am guessing this is another darkflame type female. Tsk tsk...don't they make docile women anymore?

[QUOTE=CM]Bah...i am guessing this is another darkflame type female. Tsk tsk...don't they make docile women anymore? [/QUOTE]

I can make docile women.

No you make perverted horny women...which is a feat i admire in you. What class do you have to be to get that feat or is this a prestige class thing?

[QUOTE=CM]No you make perverted horny women...which is a feat i admire in you. What class do you have to be to get that feat or is this a prestige class thing? [/QUOTE]

:laugh: True, but I can get them to be docile and submissive on command...sometimes. I'd have to send you to a lady friend in Ohio to have you taught. I think the things she'd do to you would be against your religion.

I am sure i could find loop holes if need be But remember i prefer my women to be docile stay in the kitchen and feed me on command

[QUOTE=CM]I am sure i could find loop holes if need be But remember i prefer my women to be docile stay in the kitchen and feed me on command [/QUOTE]

That's the problem man, you want a servent. You can't treat them like servents, unless they ask you to of course. That's beyond the basic's however. Wait, wait, do I really need to start that thread on how to find and treat a woman?

I believe the phrase is pleasure slave and not servant. Servants are paid after all

Jetlag makes me a very mean person i have noticed. Anyway i am off for the morning. Catch you guys later on.

Pet, Kitten, Pleasure Slave, Sex Toy, it all works. I should go too. Work sucks.

[QUOTE=Magrus]:laugh: True, but I can get them to be docile and submissive on command...sometimes. I'd have to send you to a lady friend in Ohio to have you taught. I think the things she'd do to you would be against your religion. [/QUOTE]
Ohio?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :speech:

[QUOTE=Magrus]I can make docile women. [/QUOTE]

Women docile, surely Mag?

Scotland does tend to breed Grade-A nutters though... With DarkMistress we shall just have to see...

[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]Scotland does tend to breed Grade-A nutters though...[/quote]

Is this based on personal experience, or hearsay?

With DarkMistress we shall just have to see...

One thing is for certain: if she is a Grade-A nutter, she'll fit right in, here.

I am LMAO at the turns this thread has taken
Though, given the original intent of the thread, making me laugh is a good thing

Happily, we *finally* had a reprieve this weekend. We actually got some broken cloud and a little sun... (though this morning we are back to the gloom).
My SO and I were even able to go for a walk through a nearby park yesterday, and mysteriously... we ended up at the neighbourhood pub.. I just can't imagine how that happened...

Oh, and oddly enough, on Saturday, our butcher jokingly tried to sell us haggis :laugh: :speech: *shudders*
We walked off with buffalo steak instead...

To those who suggested making jams, and so on. That's really not a bad idea at all. Since breadbaking and the like can be quite cheering and suit a grey day nicely.

[QUOTE=fable]Is this based on personal experience, or hearsay?[/QUOTE]

It's based on heresy.

[QUOTE=fable]
With DarkMistress we shall just have to see...

One thing is for certain: if she is a Grade-A nutter, she'll fit right in, here. [/QUOTE]

Actually I've found that being a grade-A nutter (or at least a grade-B) helps you get acquainted to SYM much more easily. Take, for instance, the problem of Mag: any truly normal person would be scared away by him. Us nutters, though, find him funny .

I think it can be safely said that in any other place, were people to so openly express their eccentricities, they'd be hauled away and institutionalised....