A few questions from the new girl.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:39 pm

Isn't spam made out of pork products?

And what's wrong with banana's? Allergic to them are we?

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:43 pm

pork? well that explains why you pigs do it so much.

but actually i thought it was artificial

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:47 pm

Are you stalking me Alienbob?

Spam is like ham. Definitely pork. Probably horse testicles, cow spinal cord and hog anus though. Along with the squirrel.

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:49 pm

:ducks into doorway: no of course not.

why the hell would i want to stalk a pig?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:53 pm

Anal probe?

Cow mutilitions only let you find out so much.

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:56 pm

im not that kind of alien. if you want something stuck up your ass, get Ubik ta do it.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:57 pm

LOL you two are too much..

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:59 pm

You're not an ILLEGAL alien are you Bob?

No Weasal, Ubik is too much. Ouch! Ouch!

Pigdog · Post by **Pigdog** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:02 pm

Spam is probably what Gruntboy described it as. It is like eating a hotdog without the skin to hide all the "goodness" inside.

It even has its own Spam "jelly". Now THATS Nasty...

I wouldnt even eat it with Vodka and a fine Cigar.

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Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:04 pm

Ileagal? damn how did you know? are you a cop? are you stalking me?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:05 pm

And you know what the jelly is?

Brain juice.

Pigdog · Post by **Pigdog** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:07 pm

I was thinking of some other juice.

Thats 'cuz I'm a PIG.

Don't wanna think of all my parts in that there spam......

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:07 pm

Originally posted by Alienbob:
: Gruntboy your are my hero!!!

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Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:09 pm

HERO!! HERO!!! HE- wait a minute....i dont remember saying that. dammit Weasel stop messing with my mind.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:16 pm

Now Pigdog, go post that filth in the "speak your mind" forum

Weasel, you are the mast of psywarop

How you do that?

That's OK Alienbob. I know you love me. Now I'm off for some hog anus before I go to bed. Nitey-nite!

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:19 pm

NOOOO!!!! I love Katie!! oh wait a minute..that was yesterday. ok today grunt i love you.(hope Ubik doesnt get mad at me

) tommorow, someone new.

[This message has been edited by Alienbob (edited 01-22-2001).]

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:34 pm

ROTFLMAO ... Who needs movies when we have you two.

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Katie · Post by **Katie** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:34 pm

I think all you guys (especially gruntboy and Alienbob) have some serious attention depravation problems. It's hard to imagine how you turned my original post into perverted sex talk, but you managed to do so. That must be all men think about. My boyfriend denies it but I think he knows it's true.

Alienbob · Post by **Alienbob** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:37 pm

Sextalk? i thought we were talking about spam. does spam=sex? (damn, knew i shoulda payed more attention in math class)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:37 pm

Originally posted by Katie:
I think all you guys (especially gruntboy and Alienbob) have some serious attention depravation problems. It's hard to imagine how you turned my original post into perverted sex talk, but you managed to do so. That must be all men think about. My boyfriend denies it but I think he knows it's true.

Please don't take any of this serious..

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