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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:39 pm
by Gruntboy
Isn't spam made out of pork products?
And what's wrong with banana's? Allergic to them are we?
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:43 pm
by Alienbob
pork? well that explains why you pigs do it so much.
but actually i thought it was artificial
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:47 pm
by Gruntboy
Are you stalking me Alienbob?
Spam is like ham. Definitely pork. Probably horse testicles, cow spinal cord and hog anus though. Along with the squirrel.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:49 pm
by Alienbob
:ducks into doorway: no of course not.
why the hell would i want to stalk a pig?
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:53 pm
by Gruntboy
Anal probe?
Cow mutilitions only let you find out so much.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:56 pm
by Alienbob
im not that kind of alien. if you want something stuck up your ass, get Ubik ta do it.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:57 pm
by Weasel
LOL you two are too much..
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 6:59 pm
by Gruntboy
You're not an ILLEGAL alien are you Bob?
No Weasal, Ubik is too much. Ouch! Ouch!
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:02 pm
by Pigdog
Spam is probably what Gruntboy described it as. It is like eating a hotdog without the skin to hide all the "goodness" inside.
It even has its own Spam "jelly". Now THATS Nasty...
I wouldnt even eat it with Vodka and a fine Cigar.
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Swine
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:04 pm
by Alienbob
Ileagal? damn how did you know? are you a cop? are you stalking me?
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:05 pm
by Gruntboy
And you know what the jelly is?
Brain juice.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:07 pm
by Pigdog
I was thinking of some other juice.
Thats 'cuz I'm a PIG.
Don't wanna think of all my parts in that there spam......
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Swine
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:07 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Alienbob:
: Gruntboy your are my hero!!!
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The Defender of Truth
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:09 pm
by Alienbob
HERO!! HERO!!! HE- wait a minute....i dont remember saying that. dammit Weasel stop messing with my mind.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:16 pm
by Gruntboy
Now Pigdog, go post that filth in the "speak your mind" forum
Weasel, you are the mast of psywarop
How you do that?
That's OK Alienbob. I know you love me. Now I'm off for some hog anus before I go to bed. Nitey-nite!
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:19 pm
by Alienbob
NOOOO!!!! I love Katie!! oh wait a minute..that was yesterday. ok today grunt i love you.(hope Ubik doesnt get mad at me
) tommorow, someone new.
[This message has been edited by Alienbob (edited 01-22-2001).]
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:34 pm
by Weasel
ROTFLMAO ... Who needs movies when we have you two.
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The Defender of Truth
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:34 pm
by Katie
I think all you guys (especially gruntboy and Alienbob) have some serious attention depravation problems. It's hard to imagine how you turned my original post into perverted sex talk, but you managed to do so. That must be all men think about. My boyfriend denies it but I think he knows it's true.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:37 pm
by Alienbob
Sextalk? i thought we were talking about spam. does spam=sex? (damn, knew i shoulda payed more attention in math class)
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2001 7:37 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Katie:
I think all you guys (especially gruntboy and Alienbob) have some serious attention depravation problems. It's hard to imagine how you turned my original post into perverted sex talk, but you managed to do so. That must be all men think about. My boyfriend denies it but I think he knows it's true.
Please don't take any of this serious..
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The Defender of Truth