100 crazy things to do before you die
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If you'd like, I could change the name of the thread to 1000 crazy things to do before you die. Or 1546 things to do before you die. But posts that start referring repeatedly to the numbers in the thread, etc, are probably going to cause two-headed calves to spontaneously appear, lands to sink beneath tidal waves, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso to dance across the earth, and, just possibly, the mods to close the thread. Just a thought.
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Have you ever heard of Ronnie, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, who left before they became famous? :laugh: (see Terry Pratchett's "Thief of time" for that)
10...) Go with your partner to a posh restaurant. Order the weirdest, most expensive meal, wine and dessert. Then, after eating it, pretend to have a huge row, run out of the place crying, make your man chase you screaming "No, Maria, no me dejes!" in columbian-tv-show style, and thus, exit without paying...
10...) Go with your partner to a posh restaurant. Order the weirdest, most expensive meal, wine and dessert. Then, after eating it, pretend to have a huge row, run out of the place crying, make your man chase you screaming "No, Maria, no me dejes!" in columbian-tv-show style, and thus, exit without paying...
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ROFLMAO!!! Oh that's great! :laugh:QuenGalad wrote:Have you ever heard of Ronnie, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, who left before they became famous? :laugh: (see Terry Pratchett's "Thief of time" for that)
10...) Go with your partner to a posh restaurant. Order the weirdest, most expensive meal, wine and dessert. Then, after eating it, pretend to have a huge row, run out of the place crying, make your man chase you screaming "No, Maria, no me dejes!" in columbian-tv-show style, and thus, exit without paying...
* Make love in a canoe... and try not to tip it over...
(I'm not going to even try guessing the number we're at here)
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^ taunt fate and the mods.
try some chemistry jokes in a stand up bar.
There was recently a murder but the police couldn't get any clues except a few trace elements, potassium, nickel and iron. They took the readouts to a chemist and asked "what weapon can you make with these?" who looked at them and said "you're looking for a KNiFe"!!
Haha
try some chemistry jokes in a stand up bar.
There was recently a murder but the police couldn't get any clues except a few trace elements, potassium, nickel and iron. They took the readouts to a chemist and asked "what weapon can you make with these?" who looked at them and said "you're looking for a KNiFe"!!
Haha
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I've never read anything by Pratchett. (I think Mort Sahl first did that "5th Beatles joke" in the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse context back in the 1960s. I seem to recall seeing him deliver it on the Ed Sullivan Show.) I did hear the first episode of a radio play by him involving someone chosen to be death's apprentice, but it was boring, to me--rather like second rate Douglas Adams. Each to their own, though!QuenGalad wrote:Have you ever heard of Ronnie, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, who left before they became famous? :laugh: (see Terry Pratchett's "Thief of time" for that)
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If it reaches one million, the site turns into an acorn. That's a well known prediction, and so illogical that it's bound to occur. Of course, anyone who's reading or posting at the time will turn into mulch.Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Guys did you notice that the number of posts in the forums are reaching a million?
Wonder which fellow would eventually get the millionth post....
So if I were you, I'd start hoarding plant food.
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Two nifty things people should do before they croak:
1. Confess your undying love to a stranger to see what happens.
2. Make a stop-motion animation with an artists' dummy.
1. Confess your undying love to a stranger to see what happens.
2. Make a stop-motion animation with an artists' dummy.
"It just goes to show, you can kill a guy, fold him up, stuff him in your trunk, and you still don't really know him." --The Kids in the Hall
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I was under the impression it would turn into a blackbird pie, fit for a king...fable wrote:If it reaches one million, the site turns into an acorn. That's a well known prediction, and so illogical that it's bound to occur. Of course, anyone who's reading or posting at the time will turn into mulch.
So if I were you, I'd start hoarding plant food.
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