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Bloodstalker wrote:People, if it's a distraction you want, why not just throw me the bottle?

*Suddenly BS is almost hit by a flying bottle of Turkey appearing from nowhere* :devil:

I was just going to fill the hot-tub with Wild Turkey instead, but that works too.

Scayde wrote:
*Suddenly BS is almost hit by a flying bottle of Turkey appearing from nowhere* :devil:

1. Sensei highly appreciates such a gesture if such a bottle is filled with Turkey and he gets to partake in its contents

---or---

2. He is mighty displeased and disgusted that you threw him an empty bottle.

I think that he wouldn't mind getting hit with a few lumps on the noggin' for as long as the projectile is filled with his liquid of choice. :laugh:

Bloodstalker wrote:People, if it's a distraction you want, why not just throw me the bottle?

Sensei, you got to be more specific. Surely you don't want an empty bottle, aye? :laugh:

Maharlika wrote:1. Sensei highly appreciates such a gesture

Sensei, you got to be more specific.

Why are you calling him Sensei?
Btw, I think it is 2.

Smiley :) wrote:Why are you calling him Sensei?

Because he supplies the booze.

It's been long, too long!

* Injects a pint of duff directly into the kidney*

Ahhhh, that's better...

* Passes out in an arm chair covered in cobweb *

Smiley :) wrote:You are so brave for you to be sacrificing yourself for others Bloodstalker.

I was under the impression the we were trying to avoid BS, not entice him to frenzied levels by offering more bottles of unknown liquid.

we are not really trying to avoid BS, just trying to keep him at a safe distance.
that grope master 5000 he has..... i heard can leave bruises :laugh:

thats why i always have my whip ready, in case of emergencies

now go play with the Quantum Vacuumatic and you'll have a better understanding

And I brought the fish. Swordfish, no less. On guard!!

Minerva came to say hello to the good people of GB before turning into zombie from tomorrow.

Well, I just ordered Civ IV complete edition, which will be delivered tomorrow if not today.

Happy gaming!

Minerva wrote:Well, I just ordered Civ IV complete edition, which will be delivered tomorrow if not today.

Cool, another Civ gamer. Care to share a pint whilst we discuss strategies to dethrone Gandhi from his world domination scheme?

Hint:

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Cool, another Civ gamer. Care to share a pint whilst we discuss strategies to dethrone Gandhi from his world domination scheme?

Make sure that pint is Guinness.

Maharlika wrote:Make sure that pint is Guinness.

Guinness? I thought all the stuff we have here was duff? Or are you guys keeping the good drinks away from me for some reason???

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Guinness? I thought all the stuff we have here was duff? Or are you guys keeping the good drinks away from me for some reason???

Guinness is Minerva's poison of choice. She's a bit picky when it comes to drinking companions. Not even the exalted Weasel was allotted some of her precious time. Now with Guinness, it just MIGHT give you a fighting chance for you to share some drinking time...

hey, i thought there were always 3 standard drinks on tap.... duff, guinness, and wild turkey

sparky_kat wrote:hey, i thought there were always 3 standard drinks on tap.... duff, guinness, and wild turkey

You forgot to mention SHINE. Of course, for the non-alcoholics there is always tea.

i thought the SHINE was kept in the mason jars under the counter

yes, yes, the non-alcoholic beverages are at that end of the bar

anything i can pour for you kemosabe?

The Shine, yes, where can it be?

sparky_kat wrote:i thought the SHINE was kept in the mason jars under the counter

yes, yes, the non-alcoholic beverages are at that end of the bar

anything i can pour for you kemosabe?

You have no idea where BS and Ned have stashed their shine, eh? Well, better for us not to know where. But if you want to know, go ask them. :mischief:

Eery's special C.C.B. (coffee brew) would be nice thank you.

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Cool, another Civ gamer. Care to share a pint whilst we discuss strategies to dethrone Gandhi from his world domination scheme?

Why don't you just assassinate him? That would save you a ton of trouble. Not to mention I know the perfect man for the job.

Maharlika wrote:You have no idea where BS and Ned have stashed their shine, eh? Well, better for us not to know where. But if you want to know, go ask them. :mischief:

Eery's special C.C.B. (coffee brew) would be nice thank you.

i dont know if that would be safe, especially with all the turkey Scayde splashed on me :laugh:

here ya go brother scribe, one C.C.B. on the house of course