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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:02 am
by Xandax
The Test Results Are In!
"You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
69% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 69% Un-telligent
[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:04 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>You are 47% GAY!</STRONG>
Just quoting for evidence

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:07 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Just quoting for evidence

</STRONG>
LMAO!

I'll witness it!

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:08 am
by Weasel
Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>The Test Results Are In!
"You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
69% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
</STRONG>
OMG

How did you get it so high??
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Just quoting for evidence

</STRONG>
Thanks

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:08 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Hmmm... Georgi 38% gay? Might have to up the alcohol level at the slumber party! Should have that percentage around 50% or so

</STRONG>

I think you're misunderstanding what goes on at slumber parties...

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:11 am
by Garcia
hi xandax how is the head after yesterday?
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:11 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>

I think you're misunderstanding what goes on at slumber parties...

</STRONG>
I'm a guy, I'm allowed to

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:14 am
by Vehemence
Hmmm...
Vehemene + Georgi at the slumber party = 92%

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:15 am
by Mr Sleep
Well i was 26% gay. (phew!

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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:18 am
by Xandax
Originally posted by Garcia:
<STRONG>hi xandax how is the head after yesterday?</STRONG>
it hurts
*mental note: keep head still, it hurts*
*check*
*mental note: don't make notes, it hurts*
@Wesel: well actually I'm devious and smart

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:19 am
by Xandax
You are 22% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 38% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (4%)
people just as gay as you (1%)
people gayer than you (93%)
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:20 am
by Vehemence
Hmmm...
Vehemence + all the girls at the slumber party = 88.5%

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:23 am
by Mr Sleep
Eat this Veh.
Mr Sleep + All the girls at a slumber party = 90%

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:24 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Eat this Veh.
Mr Sleep + All the girls at a slumber party = 90%

</STRONG>
Yes, well, last I recall, I don't remember seing your name on the invite list!

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:25 am
by Mr Sleep
Mr Sleep + georgi at a slumber party 83.5%
Mr Sleep + georgi drunk at a slumber party 90.5%
LMAO!

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:27 am
by Vehemence
Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Mr Sleep + georgi at a slumber party 83.5%
Mr Sleep + georgi drunk at a slumber party 90.5%
LMAO!

</STRONG>
ROFLMAO!

I don't know how Georgi will like these findings!

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:30 am
by Mr Sleep
Mr Sleep + Gizom monkey = 70%
Mr Sleep + love compatibility test = 94.5%
@Veh who said i wasn't invited?
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:33 am
by Garcia
LOL
you guys....are NUTS!!

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:35 am
by Vehemence
Last I heard the party was restricted to:
Vivien
Georgi
Dragon Wench
Loner
Vehemence
And any other girls welcome
I suppose you could come too. Just don't go wearing any revealing underwear Sleep!

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:40 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>
I suppose you could come too. Just don't go wearing any revealing underwear Sleep! </STRONG>
Well i guess i'll ahve to throw the thong out then.....DAMN!

what about Feather boas are those okay, and i will just have to wear some sequins darling

(i wonder if i can find a Rupaul smilie?

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