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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:03 am
by Demortis
YEA! NO SCHOOL!!!! lol

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:04 am
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Perhaps we'll somehow stumble across a mage that would take a disliking to you and turn you into an actual ass? You would be, in comparison to most other asses, intelligent. Smart ass. ;)

*snickers* *Ahem* Close, m'boy, but no nicotine-free cigar. ;) [/QUOTE]

Most maybe, but not all. Pappy had an ass once that was pretty smart. Even got so intelliegnt that I believe Granny took to letting it babysit Pappy. Sadly though, I think the the ass was missing a leg or a tail or something by the way she always referred to it. I remember distinctly one Sunday morning at Sunday School when Rev. Jeb inquired as to the whereabout of Pappy. Granny just rolled her eyes and said something that seemed to shock the reverend something awful. I didn;t catch most of it, but the general gist was that Pappy had been out all night over at widder Joneses taking care of his crippled ass. Well, she said piece, but I figure that crippled made more sense. though why Widder jones would let Pappy stash his livestock at her place is beyond me.

Oh well, I got off target, but you can see what I mean.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:04 am
by Aqua-chan
[QUOTE=The Z]It's only 11:00 Pacific Time, mom :rolleyes: :D

Oh and tomorrow's Saturday.[/QUOTE]

It's 1:00 central, so get to bed, brat. :cool: :D

I was a teacher. I'll be laughing over you guys come the school months. :D

Edit: By the way, Z, stop killing my Druids. I kind of need them for later storylines. :mad: ;)

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:07 am
by Demortis
[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]It's 1:00 central, so get to bed, brat. :cool: :D

I was a teacher. I'll be laughing over you guys come the school months. :D [/QUOTE]

but your not my parents so i dont really care :p j/k

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:13 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]I was a teacher. I'll be laughing over you guys come the school months. :D [/QUOTE]

I was a teacher too once. :D Although, I don't know of any schools which teach what I did. I suppose that would be "tutoring"? :confused:

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:13 am
by The Z
[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Most maybe, but not all. Pappy had an ass once that was pretty smart. Even got so intelliegnt that I believe Granny took to letting it babysit Pappy. Sadly though, I think the the ass was missing a leg or a tail or something by the way she always referred to it. I remember distinctly one Sunday morning at Sunday School when Rev. Jeb inquired as to the whereabout of Pappy. Granny just rolled her eyes and said something that seemed to shock the reverend something awful. I didn;t catch most of it, but the general gist was that Pappy had been out all night over at widder Joneses taking care of his crippled ass. Well, she said piece, but I figure that crippled made more sense. though why Widder jones would let Pappy stash his livestock at her place is beyond me.

Oh well, I got off target, but you can see what I mean.[/QUOTE]

Are you drunk? :eek: :eek:

@AC...I only killed one....well, ok, four, including an actual character in the story. Plus the ones the army killed. Besides, Aegis has my character right now ;)

BTW - I don't get it. Did you mean that you aren't a teacher anymore? :confused:

@Demo...Be careful...she's armed and dangerous...

@Mag... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:17 am
by Demortis
yea, my dads redneck and fully armed, my mom haas knives for fingers...... i dont see how she can be any worse

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:18 am
by Bloodstalker
@Z...what does that have to do with anything? I was merely relating a little homespun observation on the intelligence of certain barnyard animals.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:21 am
by Aqua-chan
Yes, but the one you killed? I gave him a name and a dignified personality for a reason. So he wouldn't be a nameless druid and so I could use him in my major character plot later on. :( Regardless, he's dead now, so I'll make another way around it.

So from now on, unless you intend to murder BS's character in a gorey bloodbath, would you please ask me beforehand about killing some one whom Amara knows? ;)

And yes, I teach no more. Hey, we teachers get sick of you guys, too.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:24 am
by Demortis
um, its called ressurection AC, lil think clerics can do, all you need is the right skills and you dont have to pay, like say having a half orc stand behind you holding a battle axe :D

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:25 am
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]

So from now on, unless you intend to murder BS's character in a gorey bloodbath, would you please ask me beforehand about killing some one whom Amara knows? ;)

And yes, I teach no more. Hey, we teachers get sick of you guys, too.[/QUOTE]


If you simply must see BS oiled up and glistening, I'm sure we can find something a bit more suitable than blood. All you had to do was ask. ;)

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:25 am
by The Z
[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Yes, but the one you killed? I gave him a name and a dignified personality for a reason. So he wouldn't be a nameless druid and so I could use him in my major character plot later on. :( Regardless, he's dead now, so I'll make another way around it.

So from now on, unless you intend to murder BS's character in a gorey bloodbath, would you please ask me beforehand about killing some one whom Amara knows? ;)

And yes, I teach no more. Hey, we teachers get sick of you guys, too.[/QUOTE]

He could still be alive. I never explicitly said he was dead, just limbless. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he is alive. I'm sorry though, I should've asked first though so feel free to kick the crap out of me if you want. But before you do...think of the children :(

@BS...you truly are a prophet of some sort... :rolleyes: EDIT...upon seeing the post above mine, I changed my mind. The last thing I want to see is a greased up BS...

@Demo....is there anything that you can't smite :confused:

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:27 am
by Aqua-chan
[QUOTE=Demortis]um, its called ressurection AC, lil think clerics can do, all you need is the right skills and you dont have to pay, like say having a half orc stand behind you holding a battle axe :D [/QUOTE]

I'd honestly like to know where you're going to find a cleric of any diety who can bring back a man who has had his arms and legs severed and was fed to a wolf, alive.

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:28 am
by The Z
[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]I'd honestly like to know where you're going to find a cleric of any diety who can bring back a man who has had his arms and legs severed and was fed to a wolf, alive.[/QUOTE]

Can you ressurect poop?
:confused:

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:29 am
by Demortis
true ressurection is a wonderfull thing, even if we have to help a cleric grow in power to get him to do it :D

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:31 am
by Bloodstalker
[QUOTE=The Z]Can you ressurect poop?
:confused: [/QUOTE]

I'd answer that, but my down home wisdom seems to be lost on you :p

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:31 am
by Demortis
[QUOTE=The Z]@Demo....is there anything that you can't smite :confused: [/QUOTE]

not that i can think of

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:32 am
by Aqua-chan
I'm off. I'm sure I'll be back later this afternoon. :rolleyes: :)

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:35 am
by Bloodstalker
Later AC ;)

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 12:36 am
by The Z
[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]I'm off. I'm sure I'll be back later this afternoon. :rolleyes: :) [/QUOTE]

That would be tomorrow for me :D

@BS...*sigh*...enlighten me with your barnyard wisdom, oh mighty holder of the Tome of Be....

@Demo...doesn't that get boring, you know, being able to kill everything? :confused: