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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:00 am
by ch85us2001
Yeah we get millions of canadians to watch us grow corn down here i OHIO
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:01 am
by dj_venom
[QUOTE=Ravager]Any crocodile wrestling souvenirs?

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Of course, bits of human flesh, or your choice of Steve Irwin dolls, that when you poke him, he goes 'Crikey!'

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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:03 am
by Ravager
#If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise...# Crikey!
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Yeah we get millions of canadians to watch us grow corn down here i OHIO[/QUOTE]
You have a celebrity Ohian farmer that draws in the punters...er...tourists?

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:06 am
by dj_venom
[QUOTE=ch85us2001]Yeah we get millions of canadians to watch us grow corn down here i OHIO[/QUOTE]
It beats watching grass grow, which the rest of us are left with doing.
[QUOTE=Ravager]#If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise...# Crikey!

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Hahaha, trust me, he gets a heap of copouts here. Especially when he had his son right next to the crocodile, the media went crazy here.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:09 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Hahaha, trust me, he gets a heap of copouts here. Especially when he had his son right next to the crocodile, the media went crazy here.[/QUOTE]
The Australian equivalent of Michael Jackson hanging a baby over a balcony?
When the media go crazy over someone like Irwin, your celebrity A-list need serious help.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:12 am
by dj_venom
[QUOTE=Ravager]The Australian equivalent of Michael Jackson hanging a baby over a balcony?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, except we had heaps of coverage for that too.
[QUOTE=Ravager]When the media go crazy over someone like Irwin, your celebrity A-list need serious help.

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What's an A-List?
Think of it this way, we have no movie stars because Australian movies suck, our television stars are few, because we mostly have US shows, and then when someone finally does become famous, they go move to the US and never return (except bloody Russel Crowe, we can't get rid of him

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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:16 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dj_venom]What's an A-List?

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The opposite to people that have 5 minutes of because they've won a reality show.
That's Z-list.
Someone has to be stuck with Crowe.
Every other country just arrests him when he gets drunk & disorderly.
But you have quality soap operas- Neighbours and Home And Away. *snores*
I don't need to insult Australia, it works by itself.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:21 am
by dj_venom
[QUOTE=Ravager]The opposite to people that have 5 minutes of because they've won a reality show.
That's Z-list.[/QUOTE]
Oh I really hate them! We've copied American Idol (we have Australian Idol) and it's very sad. When you win you get a $1million record contract, but the person who won it didn't sell enough albums to hold the contract, so they lost it

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[QUOTE=Ravager]Someone has to be stuck with Crowe.
Every other country just arrests him when he gets drunk & disorderly.

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We do too, but then we realise it is more fun if we just set him on all the other countries, that and he threatens to throw phones at us. (Here's a joke, his guards at his wedding tried to stop him from entering because he looked like a trouble maker, then they realised it was actually him

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[QUOTE=Ravager]But have quality soap operas- Neighbours and Home And Away. *snores*

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Oh, I don't like them either. But supposedly you Brits are mad about Neighbours.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:26 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Oh I really hate them! We've copied American Idol (we have Australian Idol) and it's very sad. When you win you get a $1million record contract, but the person who won it didn't sell enough albums to hold the contract, so they lost it

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Australia copied America? I love that irony. The Americans copied
US. Pop Idol started in the UK, that's the original name. But I can't stand any music talent search things. Big Brother either (also from here).
And hardly any of the winners last here either.
[QUOTE=dj_venom]We do too, but then we realise it is more fun if we just set him on all the other countries, that and he threatens to throw phones at us. (Here's a joke, his guards at his wedding tried to stop him from entering because he looked like a trouble maker, then they realised it was actually him

)[/QUOTE]
LOL!
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Oh, I don't like them either. But supposedly you Brits are mad about Neighbours.[/QUOTE]
Not AFAIK. Who told you that?!
Looks like chu's vanished

. Talk about D&D if you want....

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:30 am
by dj_venom
[QUOTE=Ravager]Australia copied America? I love that irony. The Americans copied
US. Pop Idol started in the UK, that's the original name. But I can't stand any music talent search things.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but the only thing we get from the UK is the Bill and Dr Who (and I don't watch either). But once the US gets something, well then we get it straight after. Oh, a really good UK show was the Sketch Show, and Brainiac.
[QUOTE=Ravager]Big Brother either (also from here).[/QUOTE]
Oh it's great to see that at least some intelligence remains within this reality tv infested world. Well done brother

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[QUOTE=Ravager]And hardly any of the winners last here either.

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The way it should be, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
[QUOTE=Ravager]Not AFAIK. Who told you that?!

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Just things I've seen, though then again they were usually about boosting neighbours, so no surprise it had people who liked it.
[QUOTE=Ravager]Looks like chu's vanished

. Talk about D&D if you want....

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I'll honour his memory by not mentioning it

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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:34 am
by Ravager
I think one of the only reality shows I liked was Survivor, but that only lasted two series. It wasn't that popular. I think the Americans copied it though, so I suppose it reached Down Under.
I'll honour his memory by not mentioning it .
I'm sure he'll appreciate it.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:36 am
by dj_venom
[QUOTE=Ravager]I think one of the only reality shows I liked was Survivor, but that only lasted two series. It wasn't that popular. I think the Americans copied it though, so I suppose it reached Down Under.

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Yep, and it didn't last two seasons, it's still going. I think they are up to the eleventh season, or something similar, I'm just waiting for one of them to die on the sow

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And Ravager, due to your high morals in these questionable times, I say that you are the best thing to come out of England since us Aussies
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:41 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=dj_venom]Yep, and it didn't last two seasons, it's still going. I think they are up to the eleventh season, or something similar, I'm just waiting for one of them to die on the sow

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Oh, you haven't seen the lowest of the low yet. Killer Shark Live! I'll find a link somewhere...
[QUOTE=dj_venom]
And Ravager, due to your high morals in these questionable times, I say that you are the best thing to come out of England since us Aussies
.[/QUOTE]
That has to be quoted for preservation.
Thank you.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:43 am
by dj_venom
Hahaha, well on that note I leave you, I have an exam tomorrow, and am sick as a dog, let's see how it goes

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Night,
AND GO THE AUSSIES!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:45 am
by Ravager
Cya later Venom.
Good luck with the exam.
And a link for anyone interested in the low point of reality genre...
http://www.itv.com/news/entertainment_1379701.html
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:48 am
by Juniper
Hello & Happy Tuesday!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:49 am
by Ravager
Wow, that is excellent timing. I got another accolade! YAY!

*smug*
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:51 am
by Juniper
Accolade!!??? Ohhhhh...for what!!
I enjoying haveing ggod timing....you were talking about me right?!

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:54 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]Accolade!!??? Ohhhhh...for what!![/QUOTE]
This:
[QUOTE=dj_Venom]And Ravager, due to your high morals in these questionable times, I say that you are the best thing to come out of England since us Aussies .[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]I enjoying haveing ggod timing....you were talking about me right?!

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Yes, I'm talking about you Juni. Brightning up the day with your presence again...never too early for innuendo.

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:59 am
by Juniper
**APPLAUSE** congrats on your high morale standards!!
Yes, I'm talking about you Juni. Brightning up the day with your presence again...never too early for innuendo.
It is a little early here.....i gotta get warmed up......hold on....
Smmmmoooooth......very nice....with locke not around...your working on dethroning the smoothie talker...
