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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:19 am
by Stilgar
*Orders a CCB, and put something strong next to it please*
You work at an hel;pdesk Eerhardt?
I helped a friend at an helpdesk once, realy fun what questions you got.
They used to write the most funny once down.
Someone had once broken his cup-holder what later apeared to be a CD-Rom drive.
And when they asked this woman if her broken printer was color or black&white, she answered that it was a little beige
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:27 am
by Eerhardt
the actions of Eerhardt
** hands Stilgar a mug of C.C.B. and puts a glass of J.D. next to it ** This way, you can make that C.C.B.
Irish if you want... Yeah, those are 2 classic "User Failures"
. The calls I usually get aren't that funny, though...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:29 am
by Beldin
The Linkmaster strikes again!
@Stil & everyone who's interested in Helldesk-Stories...
Just go
there, .... it's good for a couple of laughs....
No worries,
Beldin, The Bastard Dispatcher From Hell
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:31 am
by Stilgar
Re: the actions of Eerhardt
Originally posted by Eerhardt
** hands Stilgar a mug of C.C.B. and puts a glass of J.D. next to it ** This way, you can make that C.C.B. Irish if you want... Yeah, those are 2 classic "User Failures" . The calls I usually get aren't that funny, though...
Thanks *pours the JD half in the CCB and drinks down the remaining half*
I don't have the patience to explain computers to people.
all my mom needs to know it to double click words, and IE.
But she always wants to know how i install things, i once made a network petween her PC and my laptop, if i wanted to explain what i did to here.
But for those things, i just don't have the patience.
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:35 am
by Stilgar
Re: the actions of Eerhardt
Originally posted by Eerhardt
Yeah, those are 2 classic "User Failures" . The calls I usually get aren't that funny, though...
How about the question if the internet is available on CD-Rom?
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 2:48 am
by Eerhardt
the actions of Eerhardt
If it is, I'm sure
Sleep has it ** takes another sip from his Buck's FIZZ ** @Beldin: thx for the link...
of course, there's only one address to go to for real Bastards...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:01 am
by Stilgar
Re: the actions of Eerhardt
Originally posted by Eerhardt
If it is, I'm sure Sleep has it ** takes another sip from his Buck's FIZZ ** @Beldin: thx for the link...
of course, there's only one address to go to for real Bastards...
No sleep removed it from his HD to make room to install NWN!
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:05 am
by Eerhardt
the actions of Eerhardt
LOL, Stilgar. Good thing that, too... content and/or quantity would probably force Sleep to close down the entire internet otherwise ** takes another drink from his Buck's FIZZ **
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:20 am
by Stilgar
Re: the actions of Eerhardt
Originally posted by Eerhardt
LOL, Stilgar. Good thing that, too... content and/or quantity would probably force Sleep to close down the entire internet otherwise ** takes another drink from his Buck's FIZZ **
I would love to see him moderating that
Orders another CCB + a GIGGLE
Any music suggestions?
What kind of helpdesk you work on?
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:25 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Originally posted by Georgi
Ummm... or what?
Or I will change my avatar to the flappy tongue smiley.
Dammit, I just want a goddam hug! It's not much to ask considering the Cher dig!
I assure you I am not bluffing.
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:27 am
by Stilgar
Hé Ode's here.
Everything alright Gunner?
*get's Ode a purplebeer*
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:29 am
by Eerhardt
the actions of Eerhardt
** lets Dusty take care of Stilgar's order ** @Stilgar: We support MS Office (Word, Excel, Access, PowerPoint) and 2 in-house products, respectively a programme for managing patient files for hospitals and a programme for managing Hazardous Substances for chemical firms and creating evacution plans for all types of firms. @Ode: now there's a threat
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:32 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Starts in on the
purple beer** Cheers Stil, everything's good here. I just got paid for last week's work, and now that I've finished Georgi-baiting for the moment I can kick back and SLURR uninterrupted.
Business bfore pleasure and all that.
@Beldin/Eerhardt-Is it just me or do helpdesk operators have a whole sub-culture of their own?
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:34 am
by Eerhardt
the actions of Eerhardt
Could very well be, Ode... it sort of grows from dealing with (L)users
** takes a drink from his Buck's FIZZ **
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:34 am
by Beldin
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 3:41 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Over here we just get those stupid recorded messages. I can't wait for the day when the helpdesk operators form their own nation...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 4:02 am
by Eerhardt
the actions of Eerhardt
@Ode: world domination can always wait until tomorrow. For now, I content myself being an utter Bastard.
Do you feel remorse? Why, of course, there's so much more I could've done if they'd let me... (Murder Balads - Nick Cave)
@Beldin: [size=0]shhhh...[/size]
** finishes his Buck's FIZZ and orders a pint of
black beer **
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 4:18 am
by Ode to a Grasshopper
Hey, if people like you two are in charge I see no problems...
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:11 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Hey, if people like you two are in charge I see no problems...
Thank's, but *I* wouldn't really trust *me* ....
No worries,mate.
**SLURRS some Laphroaig and starts a new spliff**
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2002 5:19 am
by Eerhardt
the actions of Eerhardt
LOL, Beldin ** takes a drink from his
black beer ** - No further comment
** programs the speed dial button for "911" and puts all incoming calls in forward
**
