Top Ten Game

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:21 pm

[QUOTE=Darzog]Appliances? As in washing machines and microwaves? I'm confuzzled.[/QUOTE]

As in uses...

7)Pizza

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:28 pm

In that case:

6. Cheesy Garlic Bread ([url="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000D8GIL/002-5642519-7803238?v=glance&n=3370831"]5-cheese Garlic Bread from Schwans[/url] is the bombage)
5. Chili Cheese Fries
4. Fondu (from [url="http://www.meltingpot.com/"]The Melting Pot[/url])

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:18 pm

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]I don't see why someone would take offense, he is a hero.

[/QUOTE]To put him in a row with Murdoch and the Bushes could be taken in an offensive way...

[quote="Darzog]4. Fondu[/quote]
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shana · Post by **shana** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:22 pm

2. Cheese and crackers
1. Cheesecake

Top Ten Definitions of S on a J (this was discussed in SS yesterday)

10. Spam on a Jellyroll
9. Santa on a Jetski

The Melting Pot ROCKSSS!!!!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:31 pm

8. Step on a Jellyfish

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:36 pm

7. Surfing on a Jumbojet

shana · Post by **shana** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:41 pm

6. Sitting on a Jamaican (beach).

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:48 pm

5. Sucking on a juicebox

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:57 pm

4. Steroetypes on a Jury

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed May 24, 2006 5:03 pm

3. Strapping on a jetpack

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:20 pm

2. Summoning a Jehovah's (Witness)
1. Subjugating a Junkie

Top ten ways to ascend into Godhood.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:35 pm

[QUOTE=shana]Jimmie Doolittle??[/QUOTE]
He was a US pilot who Led a big bombing sortie over Japan in WWII. A true hero. If it wasnt for him, we may not have won the war. Rest His Soul.

10) Be Chu.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:05 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]He was a US pilot who Led a big bombing sortie over Lapan in WWII. A true hero. If it wasnt for him, we may not have won the war. Rest His Soul.[/QUOTE]

Bombing into la pan? Are we talking about excretion? Did his heroic deeds and unquestioning defecation strike fear into our enemies?

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:09 pm

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Bombing into la pan? Are we talking about excretion? Did his heroic deeds and unquestioning defecation strike fear into our enemies?[/QUOTE]
As a fan of WW2 history, I think I'm offended.

9.) Kill the Queen of Sands with the Dagger of Sand

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:11 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]9.) Kill the Queen of Sands with the Dagger of Sand[/QUOTE]

That's Empress of Time and Dagger of Time...

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:13 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]As a fan of WW2 history.[/QUOTE]
Alright, I've (somewhat) forgotten. Was it Japan, or the Phillipenes? I should know this. I was at Wright Pat a few weeks ago.

8) Stab the ever immortal piece of a God with the captured But conviently found items.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:37 pm

7. Finally find that artefact you've been looking for for the whole game, which looks suspiciously like a hunk of rock.

TonyMontana1638 · Post by **TonyMontana1638** » Wed May 24, 2006 8:39 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001] If it wasnt for him, we may not have won the war. Rest His Soul.[/QUOTE]
Seriously? I wasn't under the impression the Doolittle raid was all that crucial to the war-effort...

6). Be in the right place at the right time when a God dies and become "Mystra #2"

shana · Post by **shana** » Wed May 24, 2006 11:58 pm

5. Be Shana!! (I'm just copying Chu, if that's not too obvious!)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu May 25, 2006 4:39 am

4) Follow Nano's True Way...wait..*check notes*...oh, my mistake, that just leads me to nasty cold place. I'm doomed...

Someone save me...

3) Get the Amulet of Extreme Plot Significance, which turns out to be a homing beacon to the Evil Villain, who turns out to be a decoy for the Real Evil Villain, who is a cleaner in the server of the deceased former Evil Villain.