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Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:19 pm
by Robnark
Originally posted by C Elegans
Hello Rob :) Seems like everybody wants to strip themselves instead of Tyb? Well, I'm happy to watch all of you :D

oh well, since you seem to have a strong stomach...

*emerges from darkened corner wearing nothing but a strategically placed frozen haddock, which is somewhat cold in a very personal way*

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:20 pm
by Bloodmist
Originally posted by The Z
Don't forget your pills BM....


Will take them first thing tomorrow ;)

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:20 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Robnark
oh well, since you seem to have a strong stomach...

*emerges from darkened corner wearing nothing but a strategically placed frozen haddock, which is somewhat cold in a very personal way*


That's, well...some haddock.

Are you sure you don't want to give it to the cook here for frying?

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:22 pm
by Robnark
erm, I *ahem* think it's, well, frozen onto me, so to speak... :o

*sidles towards radiator*

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:23 pm
by C Elegans
Goodnight, @Bloodmist :) Sleep well. And I am sure you would look very tempting covered in syrup :D

@Z: Ok, I'm calling for the other SYM-ladies now :D
Originally posted by Robnark
*emerges from darkened corner wearing nothing but a strategically placed frozen haddock, which is somewhat cold in a very personal way*
ROFL, I always admire a brave man :D Very pretty in a sort of surrealistic way! :D But what will you do when the haddock thaws? ;)

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:24 pm
by The Z
@Robnark....*Swings axe at haddock* :D

@CE.....*glares*....

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:24 pm
by fable
:blink:

I suppose if there's one thing stranger than a man using a haddock for, well, private protection, it's a man using a haddock because it's frozen to his privates.

I am assuming that the fish didn't freeze there of its own accord, perhaps while nuzzling you affectionately. Is this correct?

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:27 pm
by Robnark
Originally posted by C Elegans
ROFL, I always admire a brave man :D Very pretty in a sort of surrealistic way! :D But what will you do when the haddock thaws? ;)

set it free? I must admit I haven't thought that far ahead.

@Z: GYAH! *performs very impressive reverse pelvic thrust* watch it or you'll... (eureka!) get slapped with it when it thaws.
:p

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:29 pm
by Scayde
LOL.....I pop in for a shot of bourbon and some stimulating conversation as I have come to expect from fable but instead I find haddocks frozen to Robs personals :rolleyes:

........LOL...this place is starting to remind me of Ty's old tavern :p ;)

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:30 pm
by Robnark
Originally posted by fable
:blink:

I suppose if there's one thing stranger than a man using a haddock for, well, private protection, it's a man using a haddock because it's frozen to his privates.

I am assuming that the fish didn't freeze there of its own accord, perhaps while nuzzling you affectionately. Is this correct?

I deny everything. I have never seen this fish before in my life. and it is a completely different fish to the one that was stolen from the aquarium last night by someone who was described only as a "nude pervert in a balaclava". :o

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:32 pm
by fable
Originally posted by Robnark
I deny everything. I have never seen this fish before in my life. and it is a completely different fish to the one that was stolen from the aquarium last night by someone who was described only as a "nude pervert in a balaclava". :o


Nudity I can understand when approaching fish, since both humans and fish have been known to bathe nude. However, a nude human pervert in the water with fish would seem to indicate...you, you're not into molesting fish, are you, now? I mean, I've heard of many disgusting things in my life; you really can't stay up here in SYM for more than three hours without that happening, but still... :eek:

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:36 pm
by Robnark
Originally posted by fable
Nudity I can understand when approaching fish, since both humans and fish have been known to bathe nude. However, a nude human pervert in the water with fish would seem to indicate...you, you're not into molesting fish, are you, now? I mean, I've heard of many disgusting things in my life; you really can't stay up here in SYM for more than three hours without that happening, but still... :eek:

me? molest fish?! never! I was swimming - nude - in the fishtank, and it just swam up to me, and then well, one thing led to another...

and the first person to make any worm-related comments is asking for physical violence, understand?

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:37 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Robnark
me? molest fish?! never! I was swimming - nude - in the fishtank, and it just swam up to me, and then well, one thing led to another...

and the first person to make any worm-related comments is asking for physical violence, understand?


Worm-related?


:D

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:38 pm
by The Z
Originally posted by C Elegans
Worm-related?


:D


What??? A tapeworm can enter from there???

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:40 pm
by fable
Originally posted by The Z
What??? A tapeworm can enter from there???


Gods, this I did *not* wish to know. :mad:

Gotta head out for a while, folks. Dinner. Back later. Have fun, and make nice. :)

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:41 pm
by Robnark
@Z: don't say things like that around partially nude, partially frostbitten men. not a nice image. *shudder*

okay, neither is the whole fishtank thing, but that's different
:o

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:43 pm
by Tybaltus
Originally posted by Scayde
.......LOL...this place is starting to remind me of Ty's old tavern :p ;)
What tavern? I dont believe Ive had a tavern of SYM yet...Im not ambitious enough to start a business. :D

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:44 pm
by The Z
Originally posted by Tybaltus
What tavern? I dont believe Ive had a tavern of SYM yet...Im not ambitious enough to start a business. :D


@Ty....Oh...so that was all some elaborate scheme of COMM :rolleyes:

@Rob....heh...heh...heh....

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:46 pm
by Robnark
Originally posted by Tybaltus
What tavern? I dont believe Ive had a tavern of SYM yet...Im not ambitious enough to start a business. :D

67 posts, 67 frickin posts. I have a long memory, sir. and an even longer... haddock. ;)

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2003 7:48 pm
by C Elegans
Originally posted by Robnark
@Z: don't say things like that around partially nude, partially frostbitten men. not a nice image. *shudder*

okay, neither is the whole fishtank thing, but that's different
:o


Well, you don't need to worry about me, I am a roundworm :D

Hm, I wonder what Animal's rights will say about your molestation of that poor haddock? :mad: :D