[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, I'm attempting to work out something so I can spend the weekend dealing with my ex. Apparently, the time she spent with me was the highlight of her life and it went to hell after she left me. Figures.

She always did things backwards.
Pent up frustration is easily fixed. Head to your local mall when it's loaded with young people, shout "Hey, Freak!" into the crowd. Any girl that turns around and isn't all sort of upset is free game to be hit on for dirty sex. Ah, good times.
There is the pub thread DW created, which still has a link in my sig. We could always go back to that you know. I tried pushing that and was shot down.

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Regarding the Hey, Freak thing: You're my new hero. I'm not certain the mall is the best location for myself though. I sense a felony.
Yeah, the pub thread would work too, but I'm lazy and would just rather have a banter thread in FF, although that may inherently go against the purpose of fan fiction itself.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.