The Heathen Citadel
I've done that once, the sherrif's wife was always walking her dog through my yard, bagging the poo and leaving it there. I got pissed one afternoon because I always hit the damn things when mowing my lawn. I grabbed the bag, swung it around to get a good velocity and whipped it at her. Hit her square in the back and boy was she PISSED. I told her she was trespassing and to stop littering in my yard or I'd call her husband and have her arrested. ![Stick Out Tongue :p](./images/smilies/)
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Morning Mag! Glad i've caught you in full flow!
Anyway, I'm at a party tonight so excuse my lack of prescence ![Big Grin :D](./images/smilies/)
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
hehe. I'll be glad to take over if you want! I love Mag when he's in these moods... It leads to all sorts of revalations ![Big Grin :D](./images/smilies/)
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Well, I'm not disrespectful enough to leave fecal matter in another person's lawn, not even completely wasted.Ravager wrote:Well she would be, wouldn't she? How would you like it?
Have fun! Get drunk and make sure you don't end up holed up in your home, hiding from veangeful young women.Morning Mag! Glad i've caught you in full flow! Anyway, I'm at a party tonight so excuse my lack of prescence
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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Have fun! Get drunk and make sure you don't end up holed up in your home, hiding from veangeful young women.
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That was ONCE! Although I forsee it happening again soon
ANyway, back in 10-20 mins or so
gunna make some pancakes![Smile :)](./images/smilies/)
Have fun! Get drunk and make sure you don't end up holed up in your home, hiding from veangeful young women.
That was ONCE! Although I forsee it happening again soon
ANyway, back in 10-20 mins or so
gunna make some pancakes
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Woot! I made a point!
Go giles! Remember, don't be a fool, wrap your...umm. I mean, have fun cooking.![Eek! :o](./images/smilies/)
Go giles! Remember, don't be a fool, wrap your...umm. I mean, have fun cooking.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Have a good one.
Maybe I'll be around still then. I'm wired like you would NOT believe at the moment.
Maybe I'll be around still then. I'm wired like you would NOT believe at the moment.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Hello Maggie! Pancakes were yummy
And I've already had an offer of someone buying alcohol for me later
Todays going well! Whats up in life?
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
The sun's coming up, I wish I had pancakes. More fries with wing and parmesian sauce will be necessary shortly. I've been up too long and I feel loopy. Looooopy.
Alcohol sounds nice...have you decided what to do with your party this weekend?
Alcohol sounds nice...have you decided what to do with your party this weekend?
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
That ones next weekend... And we'll probably just buy cheap vodka, mix it with strong juice and slosh it back. Simple ![Big Grin :D](./images/smilies/)
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.