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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:18 am
by Magrus
Sometimes, I wish I was a monkey so I could throw poo at people and get away with it.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:22 am
by Ravager
Okaaay. *backs away slowly*
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Wow that's deep.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:22 am
by Yeltsu
I can get away with that mag, and you can too, you just need to learn to how to do them puppy eyes
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:25 am
by Ravager
Obviously I'm surrounded by madmen
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:25 am
by Magrus
I've done that once, the sherrif's wife was always walking her dog through my yard, bagging the poo and leaving it there. I got pissed one afternoon because I always hit the damn things when mowing my lawn. I grabbed the bag, swung it around to get a good velocity and whipped it at her. Hit her square in the back and boy was she PISSED. I told her she was trespassing and to stop littering in my yard or I'd call her husband and have her arrested.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:27 am
by Ravager
I grabbed the bag, swung it around to get a good velocity and whipped it at her. Hit her square in the back and boy was she PISSED.
Well she would be, wouldn't she? How would you like it
?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:28 am
by giles337
Morning Mag! Glad i've caught you in full flow!
Anyway, I'm at a party tonight so excuse my lack of prescence
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:29 am
by Ravager
Morning Mag! Glad i've caught you in full flow! Anyway, I'm at a party tonight so excuse my lack of prescence
Oy! I've had to put up with an hour and a half of it. Babysitting Maggie
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:30 am
by giles337
hehe. I'll be glad to take over if you want! I love Mag when he's in these moods... It leads to all sorts of revalations
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:33 am
by Ravager
Think I'll take you up on that offer soon
. Make sure you raise lots of interesting questions.
Just to make sure everyone knows, I put my photo up.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:35 am
by Magrus
Ravager wrote:Well she would be, wouldn't she? How would you like it
?
Well, I'm not disrespectful enough to leave fecal matter in another person's lawn, not even completely wasted.
Morning Mag! Glad i've caught you in full flow! Anyway, I'm at a party tonight so excuse my lack of prescence
Have fun! Get drunk and make sure you don't end up holed up in your home, hiding from veangeful young women.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:41 am
by Ravager
Well, I'm not disrespectful enough to leave fecal matter in another person's lawn, not even completely wasted.
Good point.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:43 am
by giles337
[QUOTE=Magrus]
Have fun! Get drunk and make sure you don't end up holed up in your home, hiding from veangeful young women.
[/QUOTE]
That was ONCE! Although I forsee it happening again soon
ANyway, back in 10-20 mins or so
gunna make some pancakes
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:44 am
by Magrus
Woot! I made a point!
Go giles! Remember, don't be a fool, wrap your...umm. I mean, have fun cooking.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:45 am
by Ravager
Woot! I made a point!
Congrats! *slow applause* Very impressive
!
I'm going now as well. I'll be around this evening - 8.30 probably.
Have a nice day. Too cliche?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:46 am
by Ravager
Woot! I made a point!
Congrats! *slow applause* Very impressive
!
I'm going now as well. I'll be around this evening - 8.30 probably.
Have a nice day. Too cliche?
And it rhymes (well slightly). Excellent
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 2:46 am
by Magrus
Have a good one.
Maybe I'll be around still then. I'm wired like you would NOT believe at the moment.
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:17 am
by giles337
Hello Maggie! Pancakes were yummy
And I've already had an offer of someone buying alcohol for me later
Todays going well! Whats up in life?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:19 am
by Magrus
The sun's coming up, I wish I had pancakes. More fries with wing and parmesian sauce will be necessary shortly. I've been up too long and I feel loopy. Looooopy.
Alcohol sounds nice...have you decided what to do with your party this weekend?
Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:40 am
by giles337
That ones next weekend... And we'll probably just buy cheap vodka, mix it with strong juice and slosh it back. Simple