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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:29 pm
by the_limey
Sorry, mate, you've lost me there.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:31 pm
by Magrus
It's the official mascot for a puerto rican rum. You've never heard of it?! :eek:

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:34 pm
by the_limey
Nope. Sounds like my kind of pirate chap though ;)

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:36 pm
by Magrus
You poor deprived soul. It's wonderful stuff really. A few shots of the stuff in a can of Coke is a wonderful breakfast. :D

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:38 pm
by Denethorn
[QUOTE=the_limey]Sorry, mate, you've lost me there.[/QUOTE]

Avast ye sissified sea urchin!

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:44 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Avast ye sissified sea urchin![/QUOTE]

Speak not unto me in the cursed language of the infidel, lest I cast thee down into the blackest fires of hell, thou craven blackguard!

Seriously, mate, it's been ages- how are you?

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:45 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Denethorn]Avast ye sissified sea urchin![/QUOTE]

Experience with the royal navy? :p

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:47 pm
by the_limey
And what, pray tell, are you insinuating about Her Majesty's Navy? Hmm?

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:51 pm
by Magrus
Insinuating? Nothing. Just a simple question. :D

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 4:59 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Magrus]Insinuating? Nothing. Just a simple question. :D [/QUOTE]

Cut that, you're insinuating, I know that, you cant be non pervert on any (ANY) question. ;)

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:01 pm
by the_limey
Good, because there's nothing...nautical about British sailors. At least not in *that* sense.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:03 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=the_limey]Good, because there's nothing...nautical about British sailors. At least not in *that* sense.[/QUOTE]

Nautical... :o :o :o

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:04 pm
by the_limey
You don't change do you Luis?

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:06 pm
by Luis Antonio
Should I, Limey? I mean, I'm bored. There's a hot girl downstairs and my sister keeps poking me out of there. And the worst thing is, the girl looks like me in the mood for (at least) kisses. Damn. I'm bored and mad. And lonely. Damn.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:09 pm
by the_limey
Doctor Limey suggests a very English cure for your condition- ice-cold showers twice-daily and lots of brisk walks through the countryside.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:12 pm
by Luis Antonio
LMAO! But damn dude, i hate cold showers :D

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:17 pm
by the_limey
That is the whole point, we invented cold showers to stop people having certain urges, or at the very least prevent one from acting uopn them. Or possibly as a from of torutre...

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:17 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Should I, Limey? I mean, I'm bored. There's a hot girl downstairs and my sister keeps poking me out of there. And the worst thing is, the girl looks like me in the mood for (at least) kisses. Damn. I'm bored and mad. And lonely. Damn.[/QUOTE]

See, if I were there, I could keep your sister too busy to bother you from going after her hot friend. *sighs* Such a waste. :(

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:19 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Magrus]See, if I were there, I could keep your sister too busy to bother you from going after her hot friend. *sighs* Such a waste. :( [/QUOTE]

I'm not sure *what* I should prescribe to keep you in control of your urges.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:22 pm
by Luis Antonio
the_limey wrote:That is the whole point, we invented cold showers to stop people having certain urges, or at the very least prevent one from acting uopn them. Or possibly as a from of torutre...
You're way more pervert than I've thought :o You MUST be mag's relative. :p
See, if I were there, I could keep your sister too busy to bother you from going after her hot friend. *sighs* Such a waste.


Magrus, with this girl... visuals... I wouldnt even mind much if you entertain my sister. Erm... well, I'd mind, but later, and by then I'd be happy already, so the danger of me killing you is minimal :D