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Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:24 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=the-limey]I'm not sure *what* I should prescribe to keep you in control of your urges.[/QUOTE]

Sadly, I think I'm beyond help. I wear out every girl I've been with and still have them. Can you get me a beautiful, kinky, nympho of a woman who doesn't need sleep or ever get exhausted or sore? That might just do the trick.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:28 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=Magrus]Sadly, I think I'm beyond help. I wear out every girl I've been with and still have them. Can you get me a beautiful, kinky, nympho of a woman who doesn't need sleep or ever get exhausted or sore? That might just do the trick.[/QUOTE]

I need two of that please, hamburgers and fries packed up for the road. And honey. And coffe. Yeah. Coffe. And... hm... no, that'll do.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:30 pm
by the_limey
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]You're way more pervert than I've thought You MUST be mag's relative[/QUOTE]

I prefer the term "connoiseur of the erotic arts"

[QUOTE=Magrus]Sadly, I think I'm beyond help. I wear out every girl I've been with and still have them. Can you get me a beautiful, kinky, nympho of a woman who doesn't need sleep or ever get exhausted or sore? That might just do the trick.[/QUOTE]

Yes but she belongs to me :p

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:33 pm
by Luis Antonio
[QUOTE=the_limey]I prefer the term "connoiseur of the erotic arts"[/QUOTE]

LiMeY, this goes to the personal record database, pervert files, quoted.

Boys and girls, I'll try to... hm... eye contact her again.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:39 pm
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Magrus, with this girl... visuals... I wouldnt even mind much if you entertain my sister. Erm... well, I'd mind, but later, and by then I'd be happy already, so the danger of me killing you is minimal [/QUOTE]

*snickers* She's that good looking eh? :eek: (just saw this on the last page. :o )

Good thinking Luis, food and drinks are imperative two hours before playtime to give you lots of energy and hydration. ;)

@Limey, Rubber women don't count, are you sure you have one? :confused:

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:59 am
by Ravager
[QUOTE=the_limey]I'm not sure *what* I should prescribe to keep you in control of your urges.[/QUOTE]

I know, a cage. That'll protect the innocent, naive girls out there :D .
I'm going now, I'll be back in a couple of hours.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:24 am
by giles337
Good morn all. Another party down... This one went ok though. No mstakes :) I did get hit a few times by some lary Asbos, but i'll get over it.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:07 am
by Magrus
[QUOTE=Ravager]I know, a cage. That'll protect the innocent, naive girls out there :D .
I'm going now, I'll be back in a couple of hours.[/QUOTE]

Bah, innocence dies with whipped cream and handcuffs my friend.

@giles, what are you talking about man? It sounds like gibberish near the end with the hitting and such. :confused:

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:18 am
by giles337
Oh, I got hit a couple of times by some guys, (ASBOs stands for Anti-social behaviour orders - it's slang for that kind of person) but theres nothing on it :)

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:24 am
by Magrus
You got like, physical hit, or served with papers from some weird cult-like group with an anal-retentive social fetish??

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:24 am
by Yeltsu
Time for you to sing Eye of the Tiger Giles :D :P

DUH!
DUH DUH DUH!
DUH DUH DUH!
DUH DUH DUUUUUUUH!
DUH!

Chase the chicken giles, chase the chicken!

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:51 am
by giles337
Maggie: First one.... :D

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:17 am
by Ravager
Hi, I'm back( just like I said I would be)

Anyone else around?

Don't remind me of that song, Yeltsu. I don't want it in my head :p .

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:42 am
by ik911
Nope. Usually, nobody is online when one asks such a question.

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:44 am
by Ravager
That's what I thought. So I just be sarcastic :D and try to make people feel slightly guilty.

:o I'm bored. Still no-one to talk to. :(

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:24 am
by Denethorn
Go to a chat room is you want to talk :p this is a dirty discussion and spamming forum :D

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:33 am
by giles337
Hehehe. Yup, perverts only here, I'm afraid. :p

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:15 am
by Ravager
Yeah, I knew that. :D
Well, at least I didn't miss anything good or... anything at all :p .

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:17 am
by Yeltsu
You missed my song! :eek: !!!

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:40 am
by Ravager
No, I saw that.
I mean, I wasn't around when you posted it, but near enough. I'm blaming YOU, Yeltsu, if that song gets into my head :p .

Anyone to talk to now? Or should I say spam :) .