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Re: Business has really sucked today
Knowing BS, he's had so much to drink, by the time he realizes it, business'll be booming.Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Does BS know how bad business is?
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I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
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by SS,
Knowing BS, he's had so much to drink, by the time he realizes it, business'll be booming.
Yes, you're probably right although one cannot neglect the echo in this establishment. the crocs are starving.
Oh well, I am resigned to keeping this tavern on page one and stir up efforts to increase business.
Knowing BS, he's had so much to drink, by the time he realizes it, business'll be booming.
Yes, you're probably right although one cannot neglect the echo in this establishment. the crocs are starving.
Oh well, I am resigned to keeping this tavern on page one and stir up efforts to increase business.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
Re: Business has really sucked today
Mind you, he is only responsible for liabilities.....all assets are split between BS, yourself, and of course, your esteemed attorney.
Why don't you pass some of that shine over here and we have a little toast.
Actually, I have anticipated this....**pulls out a signed waiver** I "adjusted" Waverly's waiver......He has accepted full financial liability for any debts BToN incursOriginally posted by Ned Flanders
McBane,
I believe you should contact your colleague who covers bankruptcy. Does BS know how bad business is?
Mind you, he is only responsible for liabilities.....all assets are split between BS, yourself, and of course, your esteemed attorney.
Why don't you pass some of that shine over here and we have a little toast.
McBane
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by mcbane
Actually, I have anticipated this....**pulls out a signed waiver** I "adjusted" Waverly's waiver......He has accepted full financial liability for any debts BToN incurs
Mind you, he is only responsible for liabilities.....all assets are split between BS, yourself, and of course, your esteemed attorney.
Why don't you pass some of that shine over here and we have a little toast.
**slides some electric shine (in defining some, I really can't recall what size glass I poured for you)**
I have to Waverly might have a problem with this nor do I really care to see him face the music while we bask in the glory of what's left. We'll have to see if Waverly responds.
Now, I really don't think we'll go bankrupt. Turns out the grizzlies were all for solicitation, and I've turned a pretty penny pimping bears. Weird, huh? It also seems there's cash to be made with the croc's as well. Turns out, people will pay you to have certain unwanted individuals thrown into the croc pit. Hey, if I don't know 'em, like I even give a care.
So, I believe, we'll survive. Perhaps we can become a tavern, bed and breakfast, grizzly brothel, and pest remover.
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Okay guys, be truthful with me.....did I drink up all the profits?
I see business is a little slow, maybe they just can't handle prolonged exposure to the electric shine, (not EVERYONE is from Kentucky) so maybe some alternate measures are needed.
We can turn the croc pit into a petting zoo, and make money of the bets as to how many fingers they will lose in the process.
*considers how hungry the crocs have grown*
ok, make that how much of their arm is missing afterwards.
We can do a "Last ten minutes with Buzzy" challenge to where sucke.....uh.....contetstants have to last ten minutes in the ring with the bear. Just remember to not let Buzzy drink before hand, and douse the combatant in beer.
Ned, don't hog the shine.
I see business is a little slow, maybe they just can't handle prolonged exposure to the electric shine, (not EVERYONE is from Kentucky) so maybe some alternate measures are needed.
We can turn the croc pit into a petting zoo, and make money of the bets as to how many fingers they will lose in the process.
*considers how hungry the crocs have grown*
ok, make that how much of their arm is missing afterwards.
We can do a "Last ten minutes with Buzzy" challenge to where sucke.....uh.....contetstants have to last ten minutes in the ring with the bear. Just remember to not let Buzzy drink before hand, and douse the combatant in beer.
Ned, don't hog the shine.
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
It seems we did have a great turnout for the wet t-shirt contest.
Of course, I was passed out for it, but still...
I am surprised pimping the bears could turn such a profit
Worst case, we still have the liquor license and we can always move to a more attractive location if needed. I hear Vegas is nice this time of year.....Hmmm prostituting bears, wrestling crocs, wet t-shirts........Maybe we are in Vegas now
Of course, I was passed out for it, but still...
I am surprised pimping the bears could turn such a profit
Worst case, we still have the liquor license and we can always move to a more attractive location if needed. I hear Vegas is nice this time of year.....Hmmm prostituting bears, wrestling crocs, wet t-shirts........Maybe we are in Vegas now
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I am not sure...Last thing I remember is Waverly in white shorts wanting to be hosed down........ (thank god I do not remember anything after thatOriginally posted by Ned Flanders
I missed the wet t-shirt contest. blast. who won?
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You're lucky, McBane. I, on the other hand, wasn't so lucky.Originally posted by McBane
I am not sure...Last thing I remember is Waverly in white shorts wanting to be hosed down........ (thank god I do not remember anything after that![]()
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I won, and in a rare crossover victory, carried the day in the T-shirt division as well. My shorts are signed, framed, and in a trophy case behind the bar.Originally posted by McBane
I am not sure...Last thing I remember is Waverly in white shorts wanting to be hosed down........ (thank god I do not remember anything after that![]()
Errr, could someone hand me a towel or something
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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You ain't the only one, BS.Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I don't even wanna go there![]()
hands Wverly a towel and pours himself some shine.![]()
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
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Why, certainly, BS. I was wondering when ye'd ask.Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I didn't think I was alone SS![]()
Join me in a drink?![]()
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
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