Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 3:44 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
It's good spam to!

Shuddup! I weren't talking to you!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 6:22 pm

Business has really sucked today

McBane,

I believe you should contact your colleague who covers bankruptcy. Does BS know how bad business is?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 9:29 pm

Re: Business has really sucked today

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Does BS know how bad business is?

Knowing BS, he's had so much to drink, by the time he realizes it, business'll be booming.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:19 am

by SS,
Knowing BS, he's had so much to drink, by the time he realizes it, business'll be booming.

Yes, you're probably right although one cannot neglect the echo in this establishment. the crocs are starving.

Oh well, I am resigned to keeping this tavern on page one and stir up efforts to increase business.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:36 am

Re: Business has really sucked today

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
McBane,

I believe you should contact your colleague who covers bankruptcy. Does BS know how bad business is?

Actually, I have anticipated this....**pulls out a signed waiver** I "adjusted" Waverly's waiver......He has accepted full financial liability for any debts BToN incurs

Mind you, he is only responsible for liabilities.....all assets are split between BS, yourself, and of course, your esteemed attorney.

Why don't you pass some of that shine over here and we have a little toast.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 12:28 pm

by mcbane
Actually, I have anticipated this....**pulls out a signed waiver** I "adjusted" Waverly's waiver......He has accepted full financial liability for any debts BToN incurs

Mind you, he is only responsible for liabilities.....all assets are split between BS, yourself, and of course, your esteemed attorney.

Why don't you pass some of that shine over here and we have a little toast.

**slides some electric shine (in defining some, I really can't recall what size glass I poured for you)**

I have to Waverly might have a problem with this nor do I really care to see him face the music while we bask in the glory of what's left. We'll have to see if Waverly responds.

Now, I really don't think we'll go bankrupt. Turns out the grizzlies were all for solicitation, and I've turned a pretty penny pimping bears. Weird, huh? It also seems there's cash to be made with the croc's as well. Turns out, people will pay you to have certain unwanted individuals thrown into the croc pit. Hey, if I don't know 'em, like I even give a care.

So, I believe, we'll survive. Perhaps we can become a tavern, bed and breakfast, grizzly brothel, and pest remover.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 1:07 pm

Okay guys, be truthful with me.....did I drink up all the profits?

I see business is a little slow, maybe they just can't handle prolonged exposure to the electric shine, (not EVERYONE is from Kentucky) so maybe some alternate measures are needed.

We can turn the croc pit into a petting zoo, and make money of the bets as to how many fingers they will lose in the process.

*considers how hungry the crocs have grown*

ok, make that how much of their arm is missing afterwards.

We can do a "Last ten minutes with Buzzy" challenge to where sucke.....uh.....contetstants have to last ten minutes in the ring with the bear. Just remember to not let Buzzy drink before hand, and douse the combatant in beer.

Ned, don't hog the shine.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 1:27 pm

It seems we did have a great turnout for the wet t-shirt contest.

Of course, I was passed out for it, but still...

I am surprised pimping the bears could turn such a profit

Worst case, we still have the liquor license and we can always move to a more attractive location if needed. I hear Vegas is nice this time of year.....Hmmm prostituting bears, wrestling crocs, wet t-shirts........Maybe we are in Vegas now

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 1:59 pm

I missed the wet t-shirt contest. blast. who won?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 2:32 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I missed the wet t-shirt contest. blast. who won?

I am not sure...Last thing I remember is Waverly in white shorts wanting to be hosed down........ (thank god I do not remember anything after that

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 3:19 pm

SS won, as she has an aversion to being clothed while she is wet.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 3:39 pm

Originally posted by McBane

I am not sure...Last thing I remember is Waverly in white shorts wanting to be hosed down........ (thank god I do not remember anything after that

You're lucky, McBane. I, on the other hand, wasn't so lucky.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 4:36 pm

Originally posted by McBane

I am not sure...Last thing I remember is Waverly in white shorts wanting to be hosed down........ (thank god I do not remember anything after that

I won, and in a rare crossover victory, carried the day in the T-shirt division as well. My shorts are signed, framed, and in a trophy case behind the bar.

Errr, could someone hand me a towel or something

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 8:40 pm

I don't even wanna go there

hands Wverly a towel and pours himself some shine.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 8:54 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I don't even wanna go there

hands Wverly a towel and pours himself some shine.

You ain't the only one, BS.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 8:55 pm

I didn't think I was alone SS

Join me in a drink?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:20 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
I won, and in a rare crossover victory, carried the day in the T-shirt division as well.

Only by default... being the only competitor in the wet t-shirt section

(SS was disqualified for not actually having a t-shirt

)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:23 pm

Details details.....

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:44 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I didn't think I was alone SS

Join me in a drink?

Why, certainly, BS. I was wondering when ye'd ask.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 9:47 pm

excellant, so how's thing with you?