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Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:45 pm
by Magrus
Right right....

Top 10 pick-up lines:

10. "Hey you, you want to come over so I can have something sweet for breakfast tomorrow?"

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:50 pm
by Aramant
9. Baby, I like you: you're different. You can be my favourite.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:57 pm
by shana
8. I've been exposed to chemicals that have made me sterile for at least a month.

I've heard that one from 2 different guys, it must have been in a book or something!

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 7:58 pm
by Magrus
:laugh: I like that one.

@ Shana, That's disturbing. I've been with girls that were sterile. Boy, was that fun. :laugh:

7. "You're cuter than your friend. Do you taste better too?"

That ones gotten me slapped, by multiple people, all in one telling of the line. :o

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:02 pm
by Aramant
6. Hi, I'm Johnny Walker. These are my friends, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. We're hard liquors.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:15 pm
by Magrus
5. "Hi, I'm single. You look like a freak."

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:20 pm
by Aramant
4. You have really soft hands.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:23 pm
by Magrus
3. "You want to practice making babies? Practice makes perfect for the big day you know!"

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 8:24 pm
by Aramant
2. I bet I know how you like your eggs.

How?

Fertilized.

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:25 pm
by Chimaera182
[QUOTE=Aramant]6. Hi, I'm Johnny Walker. These are my friends, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. We're hard liquors.[/QUOTE]
Aramant gets the prize; that's top dog right there. :laugh:

Didn't we just do pick-up lines recently? Or was it just corny ones? I don't remember, despite being the one who came up with it. :(

1.) "Those look like my pants. Can I get in them?"

Wow, the things I come up with. :p Um, top ten... the top ten best things to say to guarantee getting slapped.

10.) "Oh, I thought you lost weight, but now I see where it went."

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:59 pm
by TonyMontana1638
9). "I'm sorry... I, I thought you were a man."

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:47 am
by JonIrenicus
[QUOTE=shana]8. I've been exposed to chemicals that have made me sterile for at least a month.

I've heard that one from 2 different guys, it must have been in a book or something![/QUOTE]

Chemicals like pot? lol

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:50 am
by JonIrenicus
8. Sorry what did you say again I wasn't paying attention to your face.

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:50 am
by dj_venom
7) Wow, you look really good... sorry, it's hard to try and say that with a straight face.

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 12:55 am
by JonIrenicus
Spamming is too fun =p

6. So you are a women riiiiiight?

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:14 am
by slade
5. No, those jeans dont make you look fat...........you were already fat when you got in them :rolleyes:

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:21 am
by penguin_king
4. my god you're ugly

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 8:22 am
by Greg.
3)Do you have a more attractive daughter/granddaughter I could speak to?

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:24 am
by Fiona
2. I'm trying to imagine what you would be like if you had a personality

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:31 am
by Lestat
1. So, how much do you charge for a blow job?

Top 10 things of annoying people on the road.

10. "Senior citizens" on their monthly outing on the road driving at 70 kph where normal speed limit is 120 kph.