1. Have we met before? I think I recognise that monobrow.
Top ten vacation injuries!
10. Walking along the street in India when a vehicle comes along, so I have to move to the side quickly and, still looking towards the street I walk into a piece of iron that is sticking out of the wall.
*Sigh* I would have got that first if I didn't have to type all that.
8.) Twisting your ankle in the parking lot of the mountain you planned to climb later in the vacation. (This happened to my mother in Hawaii; we were looking at Mount Diamonhead, a volcanic crater, and we discussed coming back later in the week, and as we were leaving, my mom twisted her ankle. It was pretty funny, except that she had to wear a thing for a month.)
General: "Those aren't ideas; those are special effects."
Michael Bay: "I don't understand the difference."
L6: People that think lane lines are just suggestions.
D6: Tearing the ligaments in your knee trying to dodge a snowball. (seriously, she should have just let it hit her in the face... I didn't even throw it very hard).
[QUOTE=Fiona]L5. People who think the speed limit is a minimum figure[/QUOTE]It isn't?
D#5: stepping in a jellyfish on the beach...
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
2) Trampled by bulls in a bull run.
1) Thrown out of a plane by a jobbie weecha (pronounced wee-ch-aa with the 'ch' sound as in 'loch' - thank you Billy Conolly)