Hill. Didn't mean to sound harsh - or even serious. I am sorry we are boring you. We do our poor best, but your standards are so high
The exact causes of Boredom are unknown, but are believed to include:
* Sexual frustration
Are you depressed?
Most people don't know this and would never suspect it, but the word "depression" actually stems from the King of Rock'n Roll himself, Elvis Aaron Presley.
Originally called the "DePreslies", it encapsulated the feeling of getting increasingly more obese, feeling oneself as a loser and having an enormous appetite for bacon-butter-banana-fried-in-liquid-LSD sandwiches.
Later, to give a more clinical ring to it, it was changed to "depression", but the symptoms for it remained basically the same