Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:38 pm
On second thoughts, avoid the bunnies, they're vewwy dangerous. Vicious, even!
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bunny
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bunny
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:40 pm
Bunnies brought useless inventions to the world like cellphones and microwaves? Those bunnies must be American....
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:42 pm
Just look at what is written about [url="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mice"]Mice[/url].
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:45 pm
LOL! thank you!
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:46 pm
Nothing quite like an animal conspiracy. Even the penguins are at it...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:47 pm
[QUOTE=Ravager]Just look at what is written about Mice. [/QUOTE]
So thats how the mouse was discovered
[/QUOTE]So thats how the mouse was discovered
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:49 pm
I know i should put this in the other thread....but, well...i put it here....
Maine is a state in the United States and was once a great and peaceful land. That is until the entire state of Massachusetts decided it would be great fun to drive north every weekend, year round, and torture the kind people of Maine with their horrible driving skills and complete lack of self control. Then the worst happened. They started to buy homes in Maine and have been doing their best to turn it into another Massachusetts. Maine is inhabited by zombie alien spork people who are disguised as humans.
It is known for being the world's #1 producer of muffins, toasters, and Reggae musicians.
Maine is a state in the United States and was once a great and peaceful land. That is until the entire state of Massachusetts decided it would be great fun to drive north every weekend, year round, and torture the kind people of Maine with their horrible driving skills and complete lack of self control. Then the worst happened. They started to buy homes in Maine and have been doing their best to turn it into another Massachusetts. Maine is inhabited by zombie alien spork people who are disguised as humans.
It is known for being the world's #1 producer of muffins, toasters, and Reggae musicians.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:51 pm
Yeah, I saw that earlier. I was thinking of posting it. Mayne right?
Instead I settled for London Ontario, the copy of the British version.
Mayne right? Instead I settled for London Ontario, the copy of the British version.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:53 pm
[QUOTE=Juniper1028]I know i should put this in the other thread....but, well...i put it here....
Maine is a state in the United States and was once a great and peaceful land. That is until the entire state of Massachusetts decided it would be great fun to drive north every weekend, year round, and torture the kind people of Maine with their horrible driving skills and complete lack of self control. Then the worst happened. They started to buy homes in Maine and have been doing their best to turn it into another Massachusetts. Maine is inhabited by zombie alien spork people who are disguised as humans.
It is known for being the world's #1 producer of muffins, toasters, and Reggae musicians.[/QUOTE]
And that my friends is how we get off topic and into a random discussion......LOL
Ill be back I have a Respiratory therapy Class to attend....bye....
Maine is a state in the United States and was once a great and peaceful land. That is until the entire state of Massachusetts decided it would be great fun to drive north every weekend, year round, and torture the kind people of Maine with their horrible driving skills and complete lack of self control. Then the worst happened. They started to buy homes in Maine and have been doing their best to turn it into another Massachusetts. Maine is inhabited by zombie alien spork people who are disguised as humans.
It is known for being the world's #1 producer of muffins, toasters, and Reggae musicians.[/QUOTE]
And that my friends is how we get off topic and into a random discussion......LOL
Ill be back I have a Respiratory therapy Class to attend....bye....
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:54 pm
I have to head for the exit......
take care & enjoy all!
Bye!
@ ravvy.....yup...it came up as mayne!
take care & enjoy all!
Bye!
@ ravvy.....yup...it came up as mayne!
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:56 pm
Yeah, this is spamming...
THough there isn't off-topic in spamming. Just distractions.
My county: Essex is a moon of the planet England. People in Essex have brilliant accents that are absolutely the best ever. Essex is the final resting place for Ford capris, purple pool tables and Hydrogen Peroxide. Men in Essex are fat builders with Fred Perry shirts and gold chains. they marry women from essex. Most people in Essex moved there after The war.
House prices in Essex are ten trillion times as much as anywhere else int he world because they don't like foreign types or people from 'up norf' living next to them.
Completely innacurate of course.
Cya slade. And Juni.
Abandoned again...
THough there isn't off-topic in spamming. Just distractions.
My county: Essex is a moon of the planet England. People in Essex have brilliant accents that are absolutely the best ever. Essex is the final resting place for Ford capris, purple pool tables and Hydrogen Peroxide. Men in Essex are fat builders with Fred Perry shirts and gold chains. they marry women from essex. Most people in Essex moved there after The war.
House prices in Essex are ten trillion times as much as anywhere else int he world because they don't like foreign types or people from 'up norf' living next to them.
Completely innacurate of course.
Cya slade. And Juni.
Abandoned again...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:02 pm
Something to help you pass the time
Extreme Snooker
From Uncyclopedia
Extreme Snooker is a cracking new pastime, which is gripping university students worldwide.
It is called 'Extreme Snooker' so as not to raise the attention of killjoys / fun spoilers / and Police worldwide.
Table of contents [showhide]
1 The Rules
2 Pot as many balls as you can
3 Examples of abandoned junk are as follows
4 Examples of extreme homes are as follows
5 New rules for 2005
[edit]
The Rules
The rules are VERY simple:
You must find an 'extreme' home for junk left by the side of the road by your local council and then alert as many people as possible by Word of mouth, Photography, Videos, or posting photos online.
[edit]
Pot as many balls as you can
The junk acts as your balls, you local area is your table and the new home you find for the junk acts as your pockets. You put the balls in the pockets and so you are the cue.
[edit]
Examples of abandoned junk are as follows
Traffic cones
Road signs
Road blocks
Sandbags
JCBs (Very rare)
Temporary traffic lights.
[edit]
Examples of extreme homes are as follows
The roof of your university
The roof of your shopping mall
The top of a famous monument
The top of a mountain
Piers (for people who live near the sea)
Uninhabited islands
Canada
Scotland
and basically anywhere eye catching.
[edit]
New rules for 2005
The 2005 Extreme Snooker rulebook states that players may now photograph themselves with their extreme pot (the action of putting a ball in a pocket) so as to claim bragging rights and the 'I did that before you' in future discussions / arguments.
Extreme Snooker
From Uncyclopedia
Extreme Snooker is a cracking new pastime, which is gripping university students worldwide.
It is called 'Extreme Snooker' so as not to raise the attention of killjoys / fun spoilers / and Police worldwide.
Table of contents [showhide]
1 The Rules
2 Pot as many balls as you can
3 Examples of abandoned junk are as follows
4 Examples of extreme homes are as follows
5 New rules for 2005
[edit]
The Rules
The rules are VERY simple:
You must find an 'extreme' home for junk left by the side of the road by your local council and then alert as many people as possible by Word of mouth, Photography, Videos, or posting photos online.
[edit]
Pot as many balls as you can
The junk acts as your balls, you local area is your table and the new home you find for the junk acts as your pockets. You put the balls in the pockets and so you are the cue.
[edit]
Examples of abandoned junk are as follows
Traffic cones
Road signs
Road blocks
Sandbags
JCBs (Very rare)
Temporary traffic lights.
[edit]
Examples of extreme homes are as follows
The roof of your university
The roof of your shopping mall
The top of a famous monument
The top of a mountain
Piers (for people who live near the sea)
Uninhabited islands
Canada
Scotland
and basically anywhere eye catching.
[edit]
New rules for 2005
The 2005 Extreme Snooker rulebook states that players may now photograph themselves with their extreme pot (the action of putting a ball in a pocket) so as to claim bragging rights and the 'I did that before you' in future discussions / arguments.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:05 pm
So, basically use Scotland and Canadia as dumping grounds?
(What's the difference? )
Nice find.
(What's the difference?
)Nice find.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:06 pm
1. Aegis doesn't live in Scotland
2. Hill doesn't live in Scotland
3. DW doesn't live in Scotland
I'd call those significant differences
2. Hill doesn't live in Scotland
3. DW doesn't live in Scotland
I'd call those significant differences
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:09 pm
No, I meant, aren't Scotland and Canada used as dumping grounds already?
Also look up street snooker.
Also look up street snooker.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:13 pm
[QUOTE=Ravager]No, I meant, aren't Scotland and Canada used as dumping grounds already?
[/QUOTE]
Probably. Essex is full already
[/QUOTE]
Probably. Essex is full already
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:15 pm
LOL. Visited our fair county then?
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:19 pm
Not yet. I'm saving up for white stilletoes, as I hear they are compulsory.Then I have to get a shellsuit.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:22 pm
[QUOTE=Fiona]Not yet. I'm saving up for white stilletoes, as I hear they are compulsory.Then I have to get a shellsuit.[/QUOTE]
Ouch. Nice stereotyping.
If I ever wanted to visit Scotland, I'd have to develop a taste for Haggis and check out the tartan for the clan of my surname.
Ouch. Nice stereotyping.
If I ever wanted to visit Scotland, I'd have to develop a taste for Haggis and check out the tartan for the clan of my surname.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:24 pm
[QUOTE=Ravager]Ouch. Nice stereotyping.
If I ever wanted to visit Scotland, I'd have to develop a taste for Haggis and check out the tartan for the clan of my surname. [/QUOTE]
You're right, that was terrible. Sorry
You're right again about the first part. But I happen to know you've already done the second. You're secretly proud of your Scottish heritage IMO. You should tell Slade all about it in his thread
If I ever wanted to visit Scotland, I'd have to develop a taste for Haggis and check out the tartan for the clan of my surname.
[/QUOTE]You're right, that was terrible. Sorry
You're right again about the first part. But I happen to know you've already done the second. You're secretly proud of your Scottish heritage IMO. You should tell Slade all about it in his thread