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Ahh, get off your high horse.

I was talking about the inanimate type of football Luis. You don't have a human football. I hope.

If you're a HEATHENMASTER then I'm a hamster. Which I'm not.

AHA!!!

You know nothing of the ancient lore, Ravager. Have you ever known who built the Heathen Citadel? Have you seen the models? The battles? The tons of banned spammers? The war of the Godlings vs Spammers? You know nothing, you're a newbie. And yes I'm a heathenmaster I'm second in the chain of command, Sytze is the true master. But he is on vacation. On Italy. With some hot biker chicks.

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Welcome SYMiers!!!

This is the Heathen Citadel, place where the heathen affiliates shall get together.

Our organization main interest is destroying the evil spam gods where they live, as well as avoiding theyr mindless servants (*hem, hem*) and promoting tequila parties, along with lots of beer, wine and everything alcoholic for those who want it.
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Those were days... Have you been chosen Ravager? Magrus, have you been chosen? Gilly boy here was chosen. He was one of those who seen the cataclisms. Mag was chosen later. Yeah. Later.

I know you started the Citadel. But hasn't Maggie been around more than you?

Does that also make him a [resounding voice] HEATHENMASTER [/resounding voice]? And if it does, why am I here?! *runs away screaming*

How does one get chosen? Not more tasks, I hope.
Had enough of that very quickly.

Magrus has been taught to spam by the Heathens. He was just a drinker - now he is also a spammer. He owes us that. I've lended him our instalations in a time of perils, when I'm traveling the world searching for power. But I'm back. For now. And yes, boy, havent you seen Harry Potter? I need to enter like Snape, I mean, feel my wrath

BTW, dudes, you guys dont spam anymore C'mon lets spam something!!! Now! I urge you guys to spam!!!

Wow, you really do have a superiority complex.


Ever thought of seeing a psychatrist?

[QUOTE=Ravager]Wow, you really do have a superiority complex.
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LMAO! you made me laugh. You're not officially declared a Heathen. Welcome aboard, kid

When do I get 'officialy declared' as a Heathen then? Do I get a certificate?

[QUOTE=Ravager]When do I get 'officialy declared' as a Heathen then? Do I get a certificate? [/QUOTE]

No, you gain a stapler, and a kick *kick*

Also, you may use the bar, and talk to Tsalanasnay. Of course, she may devour you first.

Wow, such benefits. Can I get a staple remover instead. They're rarer. Already have a stapler.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Wow, such benefits. Can I get a staple remover instead. They're rarer. Already have a stapler.[/QUOTE]

Ok ok, stop crying, I'll send you and a full coloured pencil set. Now go to the corner and spam

Ah, gotta go now. I'm too noisy on the PC apparently. Noisy typing.

Talk to you later.

[QUOTE=Ravager]Ah, gotta go now. I'm too noisy on the PC apparently. Noisy typing.

Talk to you later. [/QUOTE]

Aw, c'mon, lets drink together now. You're the new member. We havent made theinitiation rites with you.

Drink now? Hmm? Gimme gimme!

[QUOTE=Magrus]Drink now? Hmm? Gimme gimme![/QUOTE]

here

*hands magrus a stapler*

Good luck.

Bah, I can find a use for that! *stares at the stapler* Umm, *throws it at Luis and steals his Holy Water*

[QUOTE=Magrus]Bah, I can find a use for that! *stares at the stapler* Umm, *throws it at Luis and steals his Holy Water*[/QUOTE]

You could have asked me, there's a full truck of holy water outside.

Oooh, truck of holy water is good. *nods* So's is brunettes.

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oooh, truck of holy water is good. *nods* So's is brunettes.[/QUOTE]

Bad bad brunettes. Bad Bad brunettes. Make me want them. And more holy water. Bad brunettes.

BTW, where is Kitten - ten?

No clue where Kitten is, and I like brunettes.