Jedi Correspondance training......

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 8:04 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
I woman who can take care of herself...

Ummm... you are?!?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Dec 22, 2001 8:39 pm

Thats a typo... should read "I like women"... Anyone who says otherwise will answer to me, and my fish!

[ 12-22-2001: Message edited by: Aegis ]

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 10:44 am

Posted by Ysh..

entes the room wearing a smile - as promised it would negate any correspondence fee*

An it was well worth waiving the fee.

Look around, enjoy your stay, Aegis seems to have taken over the duel training for the moment. Although he favors fish to lightsabers...lol

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 11:49 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
Thats a typo... should read "I like women"... Anyone who says otherwise will answer to me, and my fish!

Do I look like I'm scared of your fish?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 24, 2001 10:09 pm

Do I look like I would ever strike you?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Dec 25, 2001 1:56 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
Do I look like I would ever strike you?

Do you want an honest answer?
Or do you want me to lie??

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Dec 25, 2001 8:24 am

Would you like another smack Fas?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 2:08 pm

this seems like an unfinished battle. a liitle ressurection couldn't hurt.

Who do I sign up with for some training? If luke can lift an xwing, then I want to be able to pick up women.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 2:53 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
this seems like an unfinished battle. a liitle ressurection couldn't hurt.

Who do I sign up with for some training? If luke can lift an xwing, then I want to be able to pick up women.

I believe our pal BS can hook you up with the training for the princely sum of $999.00 (batteries not included)

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 3:29 pm

Originally posted by Nippy

I believe our pal BS can hook you up with the training for the princely sum of $999.00 (batteries not included)

why go to BS... I am the Force!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 3:43 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
why go to BS... I am the Force!

The Force of an idiot monkey man...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 9:53 pm

Originally posted by Nippy

The Force of an idiot monkey man...

Well, it's better then being a male aquatic hockey player.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 9:56 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Well, it's better then being a male aquatic hockey player.

Ummm... in what universe?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 9:56 pm

So, I see my course has been revitalized. Ah, the memories, maybe I'll dig up my Be thread again. It would be conveniant, I could blame it on Ned.

Speaking of which, The course is guarranteed Ned. It made yoda a babe magnet, it can work for you.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 10:01 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Ummm... in what universe?

Not sure, I was just short on comebacks.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 10:07 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Speaking of which, The course is guarranteed Ned. It made yoda a babe magnet, it can work for you.

When's it gonna start working for you?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 10:27 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

When's it gonna start working for you?

Well, I hope he got some sort of money back gaurentee...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Feb 06, 2002 10:38 pm

Originally posted by Aegis
Well, I hope he got some sort of money back gaurentee...

But he's the one selling it!!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 11:27 am

Like I said, if luke can lift an xwing, I want to be able to pick up women. Now is this the program for me or not. I've got cash, I saw my pimp today.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 07, 2002 1:09 pm

Not only will you pick up women, you can gain incredible control over your alcohol tlerance. You will be able to drink obscene amounts, and still perform with said woman.