The new pre-spammer's guide to the SYM Forum-By Brink

TheDeacon · Post by **TheDeacon** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 6:39 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
TSNSTSWUPTDNCTTD

Tossing Snail Nuts Skyward Till Snowflakes Work Up Permanently Transmogryfied Duck Noses Caught Titillatingly Tight Dutchmen?

Close, but the Dutchmen part is off...

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 6:45 am

Spamming up my guide??

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Bartender of the Tom's Tea Tavern and the Prancing Pony; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 6:47 am

TSNSTSWUPTDNCTTD

Tossing Scandinavians Never Saying Too Supply Wanking Underpants Perverts Totals Dissolve Near creatures tongues toads definately....

(Lost it a bit at the end?

)

BlackSheep · Post by **BlackSheep** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:38 am

Originally posted by Brink:
Update for all you pre-spammers(and guide fans) .Original idea by Flagg with improvisations by yours truly .Minor addition by TheDeacon.Enjoy

List of Abbreviations often used by members Thou shall not flame the moderators of this board unless thou wish to be famous for the wrong reasons

LMAO (What reasons

)

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Baaaaaaad luck!!!
Bannedsheep
Badsheep
StuntedSheep
BaassieSheep
SheepFarmer
any more names???

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:43 am

Blacksheep-Take a look at your list of names

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Bartender of the Tom's Tea Tavern and the Prancing Pony; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:44 am

Never seen that Mr Sleep. I think it captured my personality in a nutshell.

BlackSheep · Post by **BlackSheep** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:49 am

Originally posted by Brink:
Blacksheep-Take a look at your list of names

@Brinky: Thanx for the tip

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Baaaaaaad luck!!!
Bannedsheep
Badsheep
StuntedSheep
BaassieSheep
SheepFarmer
any more names???

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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:52 am

Blacksheep-Glad to be of assistance

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Bartender of the Tom's Tea Tavern and the Prancing Pony; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 8:49 am

ROTFL

I like the new additions to the guide

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Apr 03, 2001 8:58 am

T'lainya-Glad you liked it

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Bartender of Deke's Dragon Inn and The Prancing Pony; tea-master at Tom's Tea Tavern; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 12:52 pm

LMAOASAOTM

Good job Brink!

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 12:58 pm

I like too

.

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 6:57 am

Brink asked me to write the following update to the guide.

Flirt lines ready for use

Notice, that there is a certain risk associated with using flirt lines. We are not responsible for your actions. Use the following at your own risk.

* Good morning <insert name> You are looking radiant today?
* Good morning <insert name> I was just thinking of you?
* <insert name>, has anyone told you lately that you are a very special girl?
* Tell me <insert name>, when has the last time been that a guy has prepared
you a 7 course candle light dinner meal?
* <insert name>, why is that I can't help but flirt with you?
* <insert name>, I have absolutely nothing worth mentioning, but I hope that this post would draw your attention.
* <insert name>, What do you say to sharing one of those purple pills?
* Here are some flowers for you <insert name>
<insert name> would you like to share a drink?
* Do you know that I have a special thing for Asians?
* Do you know that you are my favorite spamster
* <insert name>, I know that you may think that I am flirting with you, but that truly isn’t…….errrr……. Who am I kidding? That is exactly my intention.

This section will be expanded in the future..

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:36 am

Thanks Flagg

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Bartender at Deke's Dragon Inn ; tea-master of Tom's Tea Tavern; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum ; One heck of a busy person

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:57 am

Originally posted by Flagg:
* Do you know that I have a special thing for Asians?

Risk? Quite right. If a guy come up to me using this line, I shall knock his tooth off. I swear!

I have come across too many guys with similar lines (using Japanese instead of Asians, mostly) in real life. I am paranoid meeting anyone now, you know.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 9:01 am

Please note that I would not use that line since I'm an Asian as well (it would be funny if I used that here

)

And,the above list is done by Flagg.I will contribute my (innocent and naive

) extension to it when I get back on Monday

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Bartender at Deke's Dragon Inn ; tea-master of Tom's Tea Tavern; owner of 'the Fence'; author of the Pre-Spammer's Guide to the SYM Forum ; One heck of a busy person

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 9:03 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
Risk? Quite right. If a guy come up to me using this line, I shall knock his tooth off. I swear!

I have come across too many guys with similar lines (using Japanese instead of Asians, mostly) in real life. I am paranoid meeting anyone now, you know.

Sorry Minerva

, you remember that I said that in here, Flagg

just decided to use it.
To make up a little I also have a thing for blonds with green eyes.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 11:25 pm

Pre-holiday edition of the guide.Sorry to all you loyal guide fans for not really keeping my promise of updating the guide a few days ago.Anyway,here goes nothing :

A list of what people do in the SYM forum :

-visit one of the many tavern threads found in this forum

-flirt with Flagg (note: this only applies to the ladies.If you're a male and you constantly flirt with Flagg,I suggest paying a visit to Doc Waverly )

-indicate that you're laughing using long and weird abbreviations

-claim that you're a genious and start posting in a code only known by you(and fellow geniouses )

-recieve a flaming from Waverly/T'lainya (

)

-have some fun with groundhogs and puffins

-flirt with the ladies(note: this only applies to the male members of this forum,though I'm sure some guys here wouldn't mind seeing two ladies flirting with each other )

-ubik the keyboard as often as possible

-update the guide when there's nothing better to do

-get paranoid when a new member who claims to be a lady starts posting

-post links to pictures of other members

-spam up a discussion topic

-post additions to the Roleplaying thread

-post one word to continue a story

-consume lots of imaginary alcohol (

)

-blame anything that goes wrong on Brink

Most important of all,every member should have lots of fun when they're posting in here

Please post any comments or additions to this list below.Thank you all very much

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T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 11:32 pm

@ Brink..lovely addition

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 11:35 pm

T'lainya-

Glad you liked it,my fair lady

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The Unofficial Guide of the SYM Forum as well as the author of the Pre-Spammers' Guide to the SYM Forum