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Let McBane handle all that liabilities nonsense. You even speaking of such things is a liability.

Here.
**hands BS a shot of the chemically enhanced batch of shine**

buh-bye

**sets free the bears**

I just so happen to have this small waiver for any combatants erm I mean contestants to sign. **Pulls out 15 page document**

Give them one of our special brews, wait 20 minutes, then have them sign the last page.


**draws another pint, humming merrily**

** sends the bears back to the distillation chamber. looks around disappointed as there were no customers during the lunch hour to 'mingle' with the bears.**

The bears are disappointed as well as they are relegated back to their boring diet of country and western singers.

GWAR will be playing again this evening and plans on showering all those in the front row with blended pancreas which will erupt from special nozzles in the necks of their guitars. Get you tickets now.

Tonight's featured shot:
electric moonshine

Also: during GWAR's intermission, we will have a GB member drawn and quartered. This will be based on a popular public vote to be cast here. McBane, we need a disclaimer here on how we'll be able to put this individual back together again.

I'll start the voting with THEJAKER, haven't seen him in a while so he's as good a candidate as any.

I have an idea! How about we put the ring over the Croc pit? Thats an added incentive to survi... I mean fight really well!

Good idea Nippy, and halfway through the match, we distribute bannanna peels through the audianece to toss into the ring

Gentlemen: I would be happy to put together a waiver clause for our patrons. Obviously, I do not need to remind you of my hourly billing rate.

**scribble on a bar napkin**

By entering this premise, all patrons waive all liability from McBane and Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality(BToN). By entering said premise, patrons are automatically subject to any contests or sweepstakes held in BToN. If, for any reason, patrons are drawn and quartered, or inadvertantly consumed by crocodiles, surviving family members may hold one Waverly accountable for any monetary recompense, if necessary.

Will this work gentlemen?

Originally posted by McBane:
<STRONG>Gentlemen: I would be happy to put together a waiver clause for our patrons. Obviously, I do not need to remind you of my hourly billing rate.

**scribble on a bar napkin**

By entering this premise, all patrons waive all liability from McBane and Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality(BToN). By entering said premise, patrons are automatically subject to any contests or sweepstakes held in BToN. If, for any reason, patrons are drawn and quartered, or inadvertantly consumed by crocodiles, surviving family members may hold one Waverly accountable for any monetary recompense, if necessary.

Will this work gentlemen? </STRONG>

That sir, was fabulous, I doff my cap to you!

Now where are them bananas? Should we get some gorillas too? Is that overkill?

Nippy, where do you want to store those primates. The bears and crocs are contained and they're free labor. What are we gonna do with a buncha monkeys. Wait, do you mean davey jones and company??? We've already got a house band.

Fear GWAR

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>HEY!! SS!! wait, that's not romulan....*sound of car speeding off* ale

sigh, I guess she'll find out that was a bottle of Ned's moonshine..... </STRONG>

Guess I already had a bottle of Romulan Ale in my purse then, cause that's what I pulled out while dri...er...I mean, walking to my class this morning.

*begins digging into her purse, gradually getting farther and farther inside the purse until she's completely inside, then hops out holding the bottle of Ned's moonshine*

*hands the bottle to BS* Here, you can have that back.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>Nippy, where do you want to store those primates. The bears and crocs are contained and they're free labor. What are we gonna do with a buncha monkeys. Wait, do you mean davey jones and company??? We've already got a house band.

Fear GWAR</STRONG>

What does GWAR mean exactly? I have no idea about the apes, it's just I thought we would have a free banana-peeling service!

Nippy,

GWAR is a band. I have no idea what it stands for but they used to put on one of the most entertaining stage shows I've ever seen. I saw them several times at a bar called First Avenue and they combined the element of fantasy with heavy metal all the while spraying those in the front row with 'fluids'. Look em up on the web, i don't think they tour anymore but McBane is writing up a contract as sort of a reunion tour.

I guess we'd only need a couple of gorillas to peel bananas. Seems lucrative thought, perhaps we could use a smaller primate.

by SS
begins digging into her purse, gradually getting farther and farther inside the purse until she's completely inside, then hops out holding the bottle of Ned's moonshine*

*hands the bottle to BS* Here, you can have that back.

You so missed out. keep it. you'll enjoy it.

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>Nippy,

GWAR is a band. I have no idea what it stands for but they used to put on one of the most entertaining stage shows I've ever seen. I saw them several times at a bar called First Avenue and they combined the element of fantasy with heavy metal all the while spraying those in the front row with 'fluids'. Look em up on the web, i don't think they tour anymore but McBane is writing up a contract as sort of a reunion tour.

I guess we'd only need a couple of gorillas to peel bananas. Seems lucrative thought, perhaps we could use a smaller primate.</STRONG>

You mean Waverly?

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>You so missed out. keep it. you'll enjoy it.</STRONG>

Um...why does this scare me?

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Um...why does this scare me? </STRONG>

It doesn't scare me. I wonder why?

by ss
Um...why does this scare me?

Awww, don't be scared. After a couple of pulls of Ned's electic shine, you'll be pounding romulan ale like its' ice water. just steer clear of the croc pit. BS, as the twisted owner he is, has been starving them. Anyone that falls in...well, I'd rather not think about it.

Just keep near the bar tonight and you'll have a great time. McBane is behind the bar tonight so he'll definitely cut you off when he thinks you've had enough.

BS, as the twisted owner he is, has been starving them

Glad to see my labors have been appreciated.

SS, Are you SURE you won't try a little of Ned's special brew?

Nippy, i need you to put up a "Do Not Feed the Croc's" sign. If anyone wishes to feed them, see me, and I will arrange it personally......

GWAR??? My God that rings some distant bells somewhere That aside, I just thought to pop in for a beer and to see what this magic sauce is all about

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>

Nippy, i need you to put up a "Do Not Feed the Croc's" sign. If anyone wishes to feed them, see me, and I will arrange it personally...... </STRONG>

Hmm in other words it all depends on whom we wish to feed to the crocs?? I have a list here of future croc chow candidates

Welcome Ysh....don't stray too close to the croc pit,

hand Ysh a beer, hollers for Ned.....We got someone here wantin' ta sample your special brew!!!!

he'll be with you in a moment , once he gets the bears back to work.

So how is Ysh today anyway?