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Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament

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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>*Everything becomes visible again, and all that is seen is Aegis standing over top of Nippy (Who is on the ground, unconscious). In his hand, Aegis holds the head to Nippy's fish* :D </STRONG>
You know that can be taken out of context soooooo easily ;) Sleepy's euphamism's are just the beginning ;) :D
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*Nippy's fish takes a life of it's own and kisses Aegis, a near fatal kiss Aegis lies drained of 15 levels! Nippy's fish rejoins and wakes Nippy up. Darkangel, I offer you and alliance, do you accept so we can bash Aegis and Gwalchmai? :D :D ;)
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@Dark Angel: Where did you come from? This was a match between Nippy and mysefl... Oh well...

*Spins a full 360, flailing with both of his fish.*

SMACK
SMACK

SMACK
SMACK

*Both Nippy and Dark Angel get hit repeatily by the Fish, as Aegis awaits Gwal as his back up.*
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Post by Gibsonajt »

@ Nippy : Ok i'll ally with you :D

@ Aegis : I declared all for all :rolleyes:

Dark Angel gets up a little dizzily see's aegis still spinning around and sticks baracuda out at arms length so aegis can't hit him and whenever aegis' face comes round he gets slapped!!

SMACK!!
SMACK!!
SMACK!!
SMACK!!
SMACK!!
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Post by Gwalchmai »

Gwally the Knave snaps his electric eel whip out for a rapid succession of hits.

ZAP! Nippy's hand it hit!
ZAP! Dark Angle's face it hit! (ohh, that's gonna leave a mark)
ZAP! Nippy's nose is hit! another nasty mark, but who can tell on that face? :D
ZAP! Dark Angle's big toe is hit!

Gwally leaves his stung opponents to lick their wounds.... and gives the reeling Aegis a quick pint of Guinness to fortify him.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Ohhhhh
Forgot about the matches.
*Takes out fish*
*Attacks Aegis, Angel, and Nipples :D *
"Super crotch grab attack"
*Fish attempts to bite Aegis in the...*
"What no nuts?"
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OMG, Nipples lol...

Nippy walks up to Thorin and forcibly plants his two handed fish through his nose. He then wheels around and smacks Aegis and Gwalch to the ground, Aegis drops his Guiness. :D
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>Aegis drops his Guiness.</STRONG>
*referee steps in and shows Nippy the red card for causing unwarranted wastage of alcohol* :p :D
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Referee!!!!!!! What are you doing!? Aegis fumbled his Guiness! Send HIM off! :D :D
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>Referee!!!!!!! What are you doing!? Aegis fumbled his Guiness! Send HIM off!</STRONG>
*Nippy incurs a season ban for arguing with the referee* :p :D
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Post by Nippy »

Chant with me now:

The referee's a wan***
The referee's a wan***
The referee's a wan***

or

The referee needs glasses
The referee needs glasses
The referee needs glasses

:D :D :p
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*The crowds break through the barrier and storm the fish slapping arena... cod, haddock and even the occasional salmon flying everywhere* :D
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Nippy:
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The referee's a wan***
</STRONG>
I am fairly sure that is impossible since Georgi is female :p :p
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Pitch invasion!!!!! CHARGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
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Post by Tom »

I am fairly sure that is impossible since Georgi is female
females dont **** ??? :eek: :eek:

praise the lord im man. :D ;)

[ 08-29-2001: Message edited by: Tom ]
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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I am fairly sure that is impossible since Georgi is female :p :p </STRONG>
Hmmm, this boy has yet to learn... :p ;) :D

And the referee already is wearing glasses :p
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Post by Mr Sleep »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Hmmm, this boy has yet to learn... :p ;) :D

And the referee already is wearing glasses :p </STRONG>
It is not referred to as ****ing, there are other words for it. This conversation is getting out of hand, safe to say i know a lot of things about this subject, ones i would prefer not to. :eek:
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

We're the spam gang. Throw bottles at the mod. Throw garbage cans. Its a mod. Chase him. :D
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Post by Tom »

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>It is not referred to as ****ing, there are other words for it. This conversation is getting out of hand, safe to say i know a lot of things about this subject, ones i would prefer not to. :eek: </STRONG>
come on sleep - tell us what you know

pluueeeaaasssseee... pretty please :D
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Good job Sleep, look what you started!

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