The Harem Tent

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:04 pm

Viv: you are not a member of this old maids club are you? *sigh*

DP: You boot licking sycophant. Figures. You have a shoe polish mustache

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:08 pm

Waverly: Sort of

I joined their thread last week, and have had lots of fun creating dialogue for alternative 'female romances in BG2'

They are not old maids! Don't make me hurt you

Darkpoet: Lol! Just stop itching at it! We'll get someone to help you soon

Loner72: Where have they put Anomen, now that we know their true calling?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:10 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Viv: you are not a member of this old maids club are you? *sigh*

DP: You boot licking sycophant. Figures. You have a shoe polish mustache

So, I enjoy the company of women. Even if I have to slave for them. Ladies, the brie with pears is finished. The salomn with lemon dill sauce, and baby red skin potatoes. Will be done in a bit.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:10 pm

*cough cough*...ah...hand me my cane first

Hmm...I suggest we search Darkpoet's room. We may find other ah...evidence in there as well, bottles of um...potions and such...

Speaking of which...

*hand Darkpoet a Remove Curse scroll*

[ 05-20-2001: Message edited by: loner72 ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:14 pm

Darkpoet while preparing dinner, the ring falls off.

"Ladies, here's you ring. Vivien put the knife away, please.

"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:15 pm

Ironically Anomen is such a weenie he would likely turn down favors from a harem girl. You do recall his rude rebuff of the tavern wench that approached him in the CC? Weenie.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:16 pm

Waverly, would you like some apple pie?

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:18 pm

*Takes Ring, locks it away in a box*

Thank you, Darkpoet

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:19 pm

Ummmm...Darkpoet? What's this...bottle I found in your room?...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:20 pm

Waverly: But, we're HIS Harem women, that is a big difference

You're just sad that you've not your own Harem (besides the Witch King and Gruntboy I mean)

Darkpoet: Well..if you're giving the ring back...I suppose I can lower my dagger

All: Okay, I really have to go now, have a great night

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:26 pm

Bye Viv.
..Who wouldn't want their own harem

? *But* Anomen is a weenie with or without followers.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:30 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
*But* Anomen is a weenie with or without followers.

Um, for once, I must agree with you.

And he has a sister complex.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:35 pm

Originally posted by loner72:
Ummmm...Darkpoet? What's this...bottle I found in your room?...

That my dear and lovely Mistress, is a bottle of boot softener. To keep your boots soft, for your feet. I hope you have noticed.

Bye Mistess Vivien.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:43 pm

Hmmmm...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:54 pm

"Mistress, why would I endanger my job. I left, because I thought I was going to be sold to Omar the Terror. Why would I try to drug Anomen, when I don't need too. The man is a drunkard, especially with the ring on. He has no hangovers in the morning. I will except any punishment, if you find anything else."

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun May 20, 2001 8:06 pm

I must say, I feel honoured that we have such skilled and dedicated slaves (and fine chefs too from the sounds of things). Not sure what we've done exactly to merit such attention, but I'm not complaining

.

BTW Welcome back DP, I was very concerned that you were wandering the wilds lost and alone. And thanks for dragging Anomem out of the bar, if those stories are true we'll have to start thinking about outfitting him with a chastity belt, good thing his ring was locked away

.

Anyway, thanks to all the champagne and oysters (well actually, white wine, beer and sun), I'm slightly under the influence, so I really should sign off before I write something inappropriate.
Until later,

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 8:52 pm

After the ladies went to bed. Darkpoet went through his room, with a fine tooth comb. He had a sneeky feeling that Waverly, planted a few items to get him booted out. Looking back behind some shelves, he found what he was looking for. A potion to make people look and act drunk. Darkpoet quickly got rid of it.

[ 05-21-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon May 21, 2001 2:41 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
A potion to make people look and act drunk.

Yes we call it Bacardi 151. Very potent magic....D!ckPirate.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon May 21, 2001 2:44 am

Waverly-Hanging around the Harem tent eh?Are you in love with a certain arrogant knight??

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon May 21, 2001 2:50 am

Originally posted by Brink:
Waverly-Hanging around the Harem tent eh?Are you in love with a certain arrogant knight??

No. I am in my special agent persona. I have a disturbing report that Anomen has been seen endagering the wellfare of underage boys. He was seen dancing with a young Malaysian lad who was dressed in drag and wearing makeup.