1. Is it true that a mind is a terrible thing to taste?
2. Why do UPS drivers never, ever, use parking spaces?
3. Where does the saying "A watched pot never boils" come from? I have watched pots that boiled.
4. Why do females on SYM seem to share the following things in common?
a) A fondness for whips
b) A fondness for whips of a particular color
c) A fondness for whipping others with whips
5. How can I be absolutely sure that you are not E. Gordon Liddy?
LOL....and what color whip do you prefer
*runs like hell*
Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde) The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
Can I have my video equipment back now? I promise never to take movies of the lady symers in the shower anymore *fingers crossed*
Also, if you let me have my pick and shovel back, I won't tunnel up into your kitchen and take all your beer anymore. I wouldn't ask, but I stole them from my neighbor, and he's starting to get suspicious. If he takes a notion to start watching my house, that means he's gonna catch me sneaking his daughter out.
Thanks, and I will get back to you a little closer to Christmas with my wish list....stock up on Weasel reppellant
BS
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Originally posted by Scayde LOL....and what color whip do you prefer
*runs like hell*
Redrattlesnake hide.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]