My hermit cabin

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 7:46 pm

@SS, You got a better offer?
@God, Don't you need TWO cats to have a cat fight? - Curdis !

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 8:39 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
@SS, You got a better offer?

Certainly not.

*watches as she dusts some of the "paintings" of naked women that BS has hanging on the walls*

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 8:50 pm

Originally posted by Curdis

@God, Don't you need TWO cats to have a cat fight? - Curdis !

Catz. Well depends on who it is.
I mean it is possible for one person to have a cat fight with themselves, or is it???
???
???
Thorin !

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 10:07 pm

Wonders how long it will be till some sick twisted mind shows up in this conversation.

SS, you are the finest french maid I have ever employed. I just wanted you to know that your services are appreciated.

@all, I will not tolerate the flashing of man breasts in my hermit cabin. I see know one is believeing me...........................

Pulls out his shiny new slingshot and starts letting loose on Curdis and Snow. After pelting them thouroughly, the Old Man flies into a rage and proceeds to cane anything that moves, not stopping until the room is cleared and he is standing all alone screaming and shaking his fist at the ceiling.

Except for you SS, you may stay.

The Old Man returns to what is left of his senses and wonders what happened to all the people who were here a moment ago? oh well, it really doesn't matter....it's bedtime.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 10:23 pm

Hey BS, got some bad news. It seems I'm gonna have to confiscate your hermit cabin. Complaints about it not being much of a hermit cabin, and more of a party shcak. I'll ask you to pack your things, be aout before my Pool table arrives.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 10:28 pm

Throws a rock at Aegis, hitting him sqarely between the eyes.

looks down at Aegis with his slingshot loaded and ready. Suddenlt, his eyes grow wide. "Be still dude, one of those damn little bunnies is sitting on your nose. Hold still while I shoot it."

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 10:28 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
SS, you are the finest french maid I have ever employed. I just wanted you to know that your services are appreciated.

<french accent>Merci, mais how many french maids have you employed, ne?

</french accent>

Except for you SS, you may stay.

<french accent>How kind of you, Monsieur BS.</french accent> *continues dusting*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 10:31 pm

Notices SS rather short skirt.........................

Can you reach up and dust the top of that picture a little more. It's pretty high, so you will have to reach WAY up.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 10:50 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Notices SS rather short skirt.........................

You just now noticed?

Can you reach up and dust the top of that picture a little more. It's pretty high, so you will have to reach WAY up.

Oui, monsieur. *attempts to dust the top of that picture but finds that she's too short to reach that high*

<french accent>I am too short...I need a stepladder.</french>

*retrieves a stepladder from somewhere, sets it up, then stands on top of the stepladder and dusts the top of that picture*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 11:06 pm

Looks up at SS on the ladder......

I have to give that girl a raise.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 11:12 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Looks up at SS on the ladder...... I have to give that girl a raise.

*Curdis picks his second avatar up off the blood splattered floor and says* Looks like you've already got one! - Curdis !

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Feb 22, 2002 2:27 pm

What are you trying to say Curdis? are you implying something?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sat Feb 23, 2002 8:29 pm

*While running for door, and property line* Who me masssa? I'm not saying nuffin surnuf. I'll just leaf yer all to what ur waz all doin. - Curdis !

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Feb 23, 2002 8:35 pm

Looks up at SS on the ladder.....alone at last.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Sat Feb 23, 2002 9:03 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Looks up at SS on the ladder.....alone at last.

You're just trying to look up her skirt.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 9:06 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@all, I will not tolerate the flashing of man breasts in my hermit cabin.

Mmm, how about men flashing their bottom in your cabin? I think that's even worse...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 10:36 am

WHAT!!!!! Point the offending male out Minerva, and they shall be dealt with swiftly

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 12:21 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
WHAT!!!!! Point the offending male out Minerva, and they shall be dealt with swiftly

What? your selling out a fellow male? That can only lead me to one of two conclusions. You are either a woman, or not quite a male!

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 3:33 pm

Thou doth protest too much! It was probably Aegis.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 24, 2002 5:16 pm

No Aegis, I just have an aversion to seeing male bottoms.