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@SS, You got a better offer?
@God, Don't you need TWO cats to have a cat fight? - Curdis !

Originally posted by Curdis
@SS, You got a better offer?

Certainly not.

*watches as she dusts some of the "paintings" of naked women that BS has hanging on the walls*

Originally posted by Curdis

@God, Don't you need TWO cats to have a cat fight? - Curdis !

Catz. Well depends on who it is.
I mean it is possible for one person to have a cat fight with themselves, or is it???
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Thorin !

Wonders how long it will be till some sick twisted mind shows up in this conversation.

SS, you are the finest french maid I have ever employed. I just wanted you to know that your services are appreciated.

@all, I will not tolerate the flashing of man breasts in my hermit cabin. I see know one is believeing me...........................

Pulls out his shiny new slingshot and starts letting loose on Curdis and Snow. After pelting them thouroughly, the Old Man flies into a rage and proceeds to cane anything that moves, not stopping until the room is cleared and he is standing all alone screaming and shaking his fist at the ceiling.

Except for you SS, you may stay.

The Old Man returns to what is left of his senses and wonders what happened to all the people who were here a moment ago? oh well, it really doesn't matter....it's bedtime.

Hey BS, got some bad news. It seems I'm gonna have to confiscate your hermit cabin. Complaints about it not being much of a hermit cabin, and more of a party shcak. I'll ask you to pack your things, be aout before my Pool table arrives.

Throws a rock at Aegis, hitting him sqarely between the eyes.

looks down at Aegis with his slingshot loaded and ready. Suddenlt, his eyes grow wide. "Be still dude, one of those damn little bunnies is sitting on your nose. Hold still while I shoot it."

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
SS, you are the finest french maid I have ever employed. I just wanted you to know that your services are appreciated.

<french accent>Merci, mais how many french maids have you employed, ne? </french accent>

Except for you SS, you may stay.

<french accent>How kind of you, Monsieur BS.</french accent> *continues dusting*

Notices SS rather short skirt.........................

Can you reach up and dust the top of that picture a little more. It's pretty high, so you will have to reach WAY up.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Notices SS rather short skirt.........................

You just now noticed?

Can you reach up and dust the top of that picture a little more. It's pretty high, so you will have to reach WAY up.

Oui, monsieur. *attempts to dust the top of that picture but finds that she's too short to reach that high*

<french accent>I am too short...I need a stepladder.</french>

*retrieves a stepladder from somewhere, sets it up, then stands on top of the stepladder and dusts the top of that picture*

Looks up at SS on the ladder...... I have to give that girl a raise.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Looks up at SS on the ladder...... I have to give that girl a raise.

*Curdis picks his second avatar up off the blood splattered floor and says* Looks like you've already got one! - Curdis !

What are you trying to say Curdis? are you implying something?

*While running for door, and property line* Who me masssa? I'm not saying nuffin surnuf. I'll just leaf yer all to what ur waz all doin. - Curdis !

Looks up at SS on the ladder.....alone at last.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Looks up at SS on the ladder.....alone at last.

You're just trying to look up her skirt.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@all, I will not tolerate the flashing of man breasts in my hermit cabin.

Mmm, how about men flashing their bottom in your cabin? I think that's even worse...

WHAT!!!!! Point the offending male out Minerva, and they shall be dealt with swiftly

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
WHAT!!!!! Point the offending male out Minerva, and they shall be dealt with swiftly

What? your selling out a fellow male? That can only lead me to one of two conclusions. You are either a woman, or not quite a male!

Thou doth protest too much! It was probably Aegis.

No Aegis, I just have an aversion to seeing male bottoms.