Discover your religion!

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 6:57 pm

Originally posted by fable
join a folk dancing club on the seventh.

As long as it's not Sunday... I was told the other day that apparently it's still illegal in this country to dance on Sundays

Where's Kevin Bacon when you need him...?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 7:09 pm

Originally posted by fable

Or you could elect to be an Atheist three days a week, a Secular Humanist three others, and join a folk dancing club on the seventh.

Or how 'bout the Seventh Day Adventists on the Seventh?

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 6:21 am

Is there any religion out there called "SYMbionts" or something along those lines ?

I think we would all qualify for THAT one....

No worries,

Beldin

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 6:35 am

Originally posted by fable

Or you could elect to be an Atheist three days a week, a Secular Humanist three others, and join a folk dancing club on the seventh.

If you change it Morris dancing then you can count me in!

Gnu · Post by **Gnu** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 6:45 am

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Atheism and Agnosticism (86%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
5. Liberal Quaker (70%)
6. Neo-Paganism (56%)
7. Liberal Protestant (55%)
8. Taoism (41%)
9. New Age (39%)
10. Reform Judaism (39%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)
12. Latter-day Saint (Mormon) (27%)
13. Scientology (24%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (22%)
15. Sikhism (22%)
16. Conservative Protestant (21%)
17. New Thought (20%)
18. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
19. Eastern Orthodox (16%)
20. Islam (16%)
21. Jainism (16%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
23. Roman Catholic (16%)
24. Bahá'í (13%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (12%)
26. Hinduism (11%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 6:38 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
If you change it Morris dancing then you can count me in!

A cult following! Woohoo!

Edit: So this is what it feels like to be Weasel...

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 7:35 pm

So you are admitting to being another alter ego?

tsk, tsk, tsk. - Curdis !

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 7:45 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
So you are admitting to being another alter ego?

tsk, tsk, tsk.

Damn, blown my cover...

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 8:02 pm

Originally posted by Georgi

Damn, blown my cover...

I had noted a similarity in the photos... - Curdis !

Skuld · Post by **Skuld** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:12 am

I've taken these kind of tests before and have gotten similar results so i'm not surprised.

1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (95%)
3. Liberal Quaker (93%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (93%
5. Neo-Paganism (83%)
6. Jainism (80%)
7. Secular Humanism (80%)
8. Taoism (79%)
9. New Age (74%)
10. Liberal Protestant (73%)
11. Hinduism (72%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (59%)
13. Sikhism (58%)
14. Atheism and Agnosticism (53%)
15. New Thought (51%)
16. Scientology (51%)
17. Reform Judaism (50%)
18. Bahá'í (47%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (30%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
22. Islam (25%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
24. Roman Catholic (23%)
25. Latter-day Saint (Mormon) (21%)
26. Conservative Protestant (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (15%)

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 12:23 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

But if you go upto an old traditionalist Baptist(not hard to find in small towns in Texas or the Deep South) and try to tell them that the NIV/NAS/NLT/etc., is a better translation than, or even that it is just as good a translation as, the KJV, they'll get mad at you. You can also find the exact same thing in the Church of Christ.

No, you don't!

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:30 pm

Same as Aegis, Kid, and others:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Atheism and Agnosticism (85%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
5. Liberal Quaker (64%)
6. Neo-Paganism (48%)
7. Liberal Protestant (47%)
8. New Age (33%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (28%)
10. Reform Judaism (28%)
11. Sikhism (28%)
12. Taoism (26%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)
14. New Thought (25%)
15. Scientology (25%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (23%)
17. Bahá'í (21%)
18. Latter-day Saint (Mormon) (21%)
19. Conservative Protestant (17%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
21. Hinduism (14%)
22. Islam (14%)
23. Jainism (14%)
24. Jehovah's Witness (14%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:38 pm

Originally posted by EMINEM

No, you don't!

She's on vacation with her folks in one of Disney's decadent pleasure palaces, @Eminem. You may want to wait until she gets back before you hit her with the Awful Truth--at any rate, as you see it.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:48 pm

Originally posted by fable

She's on vacation with her folks in one of Disney's decadent pleasure palaces, @Eminem. You may want to wait until she gets back before you hit her with the Awful Truth--at any rate, as you see it.

Man, these SYMians these days don't have any patience.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 1:39 am

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Liberal Quaker (84%)
4. Neo-Paganism (82%)
5. Liberal Protestant (78%)
6. Reform Judaism (68%)
7. New Age (66%)
8. Sikhism (64%)
9. Atheism and Agnosticism (61%)
10. Taoism (55%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (54%)
12. Theravada Buddhism (52%)
13. Scientology (49%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (48%)
15. New Thought (46%)
16. Bahá'í (44%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (40%)
18. Jainism (37%)
19. Latter-day Saint (Mormon) (36%)
20. Hinduism (32%)
21. Conservative Protestant (26%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (21%)
23. Islam (21%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (21%)
25. Roman Catholic (21%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (8%)

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:17 pm

Time for another tally

The Secular Humanists have finally pulled out well ahead of the Unitarian Universalists. Liberal Protestants edged out Conservative Protestants after Sailor Saturn changed camps.

1. Secular Humanists: Aegis, Waverly, CE, Mysteria, oki101, Frogus, Franke, Gnu, Gaxx_Firkragg, Xandax
2. Unitarian Universalists: Ysh, Gwally, Beldin, T'lainya, craig, Thorin, AbysmalNature
3. Atheist/Agnostics: Silur, Mediev, Dottie, Georgi
4. Liberal Protestants: humanflyz, nael, Sleepy, Sailor Saturn
5. Conservative Protestants: Eminem, Alienbob
6. Orthodox Quakers: CM, Kayless
7. Theraveda Buddhists: Minerva, Curdis
8. Mormons: Aragorn Returns, Tamerlane
9. Sikhs: Der-draigen, Morlock
10. Liberal Quakers: Me
11. Neopagans/Pagan Old Fart: Fable
12. Eastern Orthodox: Krusader
13. Mahayana Buddhist: Skuld

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:57 pm

I am seriously giving thought to joining Skuld in the Mahayana Buddhists, so we can overtake and surpass the Liberal Quakers. It's at times like these that everyone must pull together, after all.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:00 pm

Well I appeared 100% Unitarian, but 99% Theraveda Buddhist so I could also join Minerva and Curdis..on some principles

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 3:10 pm

My wife's resuts:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Protestant (99%)
3. Liberal Quaker (97%)
4. Neo-Paganism (83%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (79%)
6. New Age (77%)
7. Mahayana Buddhism (70%)
8. Secular Humanism (70%)
9. Reform Judaism (69%)
10. Theravada Buddhism (65%

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 3:12 pm

Originally posted by fable
I am seriously giving thought to joining Skuld in the Mahayana Buddhists, so we can overtake and surpass the Liberal Quakers. It's at times like these that everyone must pull together, after all.

ROFL...I was ahead of you till Sleep changed camps