Waverly the Living Legend

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 10:19 pm

Originally posted by Aragorn Returns
from all the talk it sounds like i should be glad i've never been flamed by wankerly

GLAD ??????? Never been flamed by Wafflefry is like missing an ingredient on SYM....in short you haven't experience all SYM good stuff

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 10:20 pm

Originally posted by KidD01

GLAD ??????? Never been flamed by Wafflefry is like missing an ingredient on SYM....in short you haven't experience all SYM good stuff

Well, I'm not so sure about good, but everything else you said was bang on!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 10:01 am

There is no link to show off Master Waverly's flaming "talent".

Even the most inbred of inebriates (e.g. Frogus) must realise that Waverly couldn't flame a 5-alarm house fire on the flamingest day of his life, even if he'd had 6 pints of Guinness the night before and eaten chili and beans for breakfast.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 10:07 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
There is no link to show off Master Waverly's flaming "talent".

Even the most inbred of inebriates (e.g. Frogus) must realise that Waverly couldn't flame a 5-alarm house fire on the flamingest day of his life, even if he'd had 6 pints of Guinness the night before and eaten chili and beans for breakfast.

That sounds like a challenge to him Grunty...

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 10:11 am

The Metamorphosis

You know, in an effort to better understand where Waverly came from, I clicked on his profile, did a search of all his posts, and started reading from his very first topics. When he started out, he was actually very polite - a real posterchild for Comm (RIP). Now, I wasn't about to read through all 4,000 some posts of his, but it just makes me wonder: when and why did he change? Anyone have any clues?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 11:46 am

@DM : I don't quite remember that, but perhaps Baassie showed him the way.......in other words, He found what is his destiny

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 4:53 pm

Re: The Metamorphosis

Originally posted by der Moench
You know, in an effort to better understand where Waverly came from, I clicked on his profile, did a search of all his posts, and started reading from his very first topics. When he started out, he was actually very polite - a real posterchild for Comm (RIP). Now, I wasn't about to read through all 4,000 some posts of his, but it just makes me wonder: when and why did he change? Anyone have any clues?

My feeling is, is that he started off as a gentleman, testing the waters. Once he felt comfortable with the people, he dove in, and everyone climbed out.

Aragorn Returns · Post by **Aragorn Returns** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 5:09 pm

i just went back to my very first post, it was in the BG2 forum. october of last year. i asked what was the deal with the cloak of reflection getting all turned into the cloak of deflection. i was promptly told by curdis that this was throne of bhaal's doing, and then i was told by userunfriendly how to hack this and get my old cloak back.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:38 am

Bastards!!

Originally posted by Weasel

I will have to break a promise to Minerva now...

Minerva's request " Please don't harm my Wankerly Poo!!"

Are you saying I'm so stupid to promise something with you?

Originally posted by Waverly
Weasel, there is no harm in admitting you are jealous of Minerva’s affection [oh, wait she is not here… so she won’t kill me if I say passion] for me.

Passion? What gives you such an idea?

I have not been here when you posted, but Buck is not a man (well, Satan) of leasure with plenty of time to delete threads after threads.

Originally posted by Weasel

Here's a e-mail transcript from the last time Waverly and Minerva talked..

Minerva sent it to me before she left, saying something about putty in her hands?

So, contrary to the posts in the SYM, you and Waverly are close enough to exchange wild fancies by emails frequently, then. Well, well...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:33 am

Re: Re: The Metamorphosis

Originally posted by Aegis
My feeling is, is that he started off as a gentleman, testing the waters. Once he felt comfortable with the people, he dove in, and everyone climbed out.

ROFLMAO!!!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 7:01 am

I have always been a gentleman. I just don’t suffer fools gladly.

Waverly is busted by Minerva’s search capabilities:
Passion? What gives you such an idea?

Err. Obviously Weasel hacked my account. I demand that he be punished.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Apr 16, 2002 7:12 am

Originally posted by KidD01

GLAD ??????? Never been flamed by Wafflefry is like missing an ingredient on SYM....in short you haven't experience all SYM good stuff

Now that i read that i was thinking if i have ever been flamed.
To my memory Waverly hasn't flamed me, neither has weasel.
Lets do a search i say!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 7:16 am

Showing off even more search power

Originally posted by Waverly
Err. Obviously Weasel hacked my account. I demand that he be punished.

Such as shaving off his chest hair with two razors?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:42 am

I see you have been catching up on the recent posts, Goddess. Yes, sadly the voices in my head have once again led me astray. On the plus side, I am much more aerodynamic.

I still need someone to rub lotion on me, though.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:48 am

Originally posted by Waverly
I still need someone to rub lotion on me, though.

Be careful what you say! Beldin and Eerhardt have been having "manly" fun in the hot tub. They might just answer your prayer.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:53 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy

Be careful what you say! Beldin and Eerhardt have been having "manly" fun in the hot tub. They might just answer your prayer.

LMFAO

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:39 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy

Be careful what you say! Beldin and Eerhardt have been having "manly" fun in the hot tub. They might just answer your prayer.

Jealousy Grunty ? I'm hurt.

We DID invite you !

At least WE are showered and clean now. That's more than could be said for you -

**sniffs the rancid air arund Grunty**

Geeeez ...what's your aftershave ? "Skunk Anal" ?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:40 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
I see you have been catching up on the recent posts, Goddess. Yes, sadly the voices in my head have once again led me astray. On the plus side, I am much more aerodynamic.

I still need someone to rub lotion on me, though.

Aerodynamic? What for!?

I agree with Gruntboy. There are a few guys in the SYM willing to give you rubbing lotion.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:43 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
I agree with Gruntboy. There are a few guys in the SYM willing to give you rubbing lotion.

What are you suggesting about me, i deny it all!!!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 2:50 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep

What are you suggesting about me, i deny it all!!!

Dear me, I didn't even know you are one of them!!