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Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:44 am

*Must fortify myself and wait for help to arrive*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 4:48 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
And all this time, Fas has to resist the temptation of coming down and shooting the puffins with his Desert Eagle, lest he be seen in a DF owned place .

I know. Perfect, isn't it?

@Tamerlane-Those are mecha-puffins, they have jet packs.
**Presses button on remote control, causing puffins to fly into Tamerlane's hideout**

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed May 22, 2002 4:52 am

Thankfully I have a contingency plan for any emergency

Farewell my friends...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 5:04 am

At least the puffin decoys are still here to distract WK.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:08 am

@Viv - great post in DF! - I love the Battle Mage kit!!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed May 22, 2002 9:11 am

Nice touch with "...but it did help her to understand she didn't like cows." line, @Viv.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:14 am

Originally posted by Yshania
@Viv - great post in DF! - I love the Battle Mage kit!!

Too bad she only thinks she is

Ode: *hug* Thanks

I couldn't think of what to do as my original cow escapade had to be changed. So, Viv getting to fly is always good.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:27 am

lol! yes, Viv, terrific post....
I personally hate cows..... course, could be the association....once dated a guy whose family owned a dairy farm ......

*dreams up new recipes for BBQ sauce*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 22, 2002 9:55 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
lol! yes, Viv, terrific post....
I personally hate cows..... course, could be the association....once dated a guy whose family owned a dairy farm ......

*dreams up new recipes for BBQ sauce*

Why ever did you date a dairy farmer??

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed May 22, 2002 10:02 am

I was wondering what *IT* was Beldin.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 10:06 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Why ever did you date a dairy farmer??

I was 17 at the time, and living in a rural area. Pickings were slim so to speak....and whatever was a poor girl to do?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed May 22, 2002 10:29 am

What's with the prejudice against dairy farmers?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 10:36 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
What's with the prejudice against dairy farmers?

Well for one, they need to be awake very early in the morning in order to attend to the cows....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed May 22, 2002 10:46 am

So it's purely a jealousy thing then?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 22, 2002 10:50 am

Originally posted by dragon wench

Well for one, they need to be awake very early in the morning in order to attend to the cows....

They smell like cows too.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 10:51 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
So it's purely a jealousy thing then?

ROFLMAO!

More like incompatibable schedules...

I've always been a bit of a night owl myself

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 10:55 am

Originally posted by Vivien

They smell like cows too.

There is that as well.....
I am also somewhat lactose-intolerant.....and oddly this became worse after my experiences with the dairy farmer...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed May 22, 2002 11:26 am

At this news she smiled and threw herself against his chest in an exuberant hug while planting a kiss on his surprised face. She thought she heard something crack as she loosened her death grip of a hug, and he seemed to be having even more trouble breathing, but she blamed that on the cow and the dust the cow had kicked up, not an overly taxing hug.

lol! the perils of heroism!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 22, 2002 11:32 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
[At this news she smiled and threw herself against his chest in an exuberant hug while planting a kiss on his surprised face. She thought she heard something crack as she loosened her death grip of a hug, and he seemed to be having even more trouble breathing, but she blamed that on the cow and the dust the cow had kicked up, not an overly taxing hug.]

lol! The perils of heroism !

Hee

I had lots of fun writing that.

Viv can do a lot of damage somehow with a strength of '3'

Though, he COULD be having trouble breathing because he was so happy to be hugged and kissed by me, but somehow I don't think it's that

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed May 22, 2002 11:43 am

I'll tell you what boys, being a hero has it's rewards...