Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2003 7:58 pm
Originally posted by Chanak
Yeah. You just like killing kittens.![]()
Ouch....that's gonna sting....
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Originally posted by Chanak
Yeah. You just like killing kittens.![]()
Originally posted by Maharlika
I really LMAOed when I read your post.![]()
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Originally posted by Fairmaiden
I must admit - facial hair really doesn't turn me on at all. In fact, it scares me.
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Sleepy:Me too, I especially try to avoid women with facial hair![]()
Originally posted by Zelgadis
And don't disrespect my pom poms. Men can be cheerleaders, too. (Not to say that I am, I am just pointing out a fact)
Originally posted by Zelgadis
VoodooDali, Shes.. uhh... what the hell rhymes with Dali?? Ok, let me start over...
Gimme a V! Gimme a D! Whats that spell? VD! Voodoo! Dali! *does some crazy dance steps, pulls a muscle and lies writhing in agony on the ground* Ah! Ah! Ah!
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Hrm...seems Zel has let out a side we've never seen.![]()
Sorry, but they're reserved for those really special customers.Bloodstalker wrote:Necroposter! Quick, get the tar and feathers out![]()
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Really Fable? I have a feeling that some people around here might be horrified to learn of your casual approach to client confidentiality.... :speech:fable wrote:Sorry, but they're reserved for those really special customers.![]()
You can do that with false teeth? I envy you more at this point than I have ever envied anyone else in my entire life.:speech:fable wrote:Sorry, but they're reserved for those really special customers.![]()
Besides, this is a damn good thread. Why don't you open a beer bottle with your teeth, put your teeth back in your mouth, and read it for a spell?![]()
Not me, you first place winner in the Ceramic Throne's Best Friend Award, for five years running.Bloodstalker wrote:You can do that with false teeth? I envy you more at this point than I have ever envied anyone else in my entire life.:speech:
To salvage my dignity, I hunted up the details of the trip to Mexico.
we needed some extra cash for some supplies *beer* and Ned had the great idea to sell tickets to our very own bullfight.
Being broke, we had to make do as best we could....so, dressed in watersoaked longjohns, Micky Mouse hats, and carrying red bathroom towels, we still couldnt find a bull. Ned steals a donkey, ties a couple sticks around it's head, and we're in business.
Unfortunatly, it went all downhill from there. The stubborn ass (donkey, not Ned) refused to charge, the patrons demanded their money back, and a scene ensued. Luckily, we were simply ordered to give everyone their money back, but for some reason, the ass( Not the donky, Ned) decided it would be funny to pull the donkeys tail. The donkey objected, and lashed out...kicking a prominent official in a place where it is now highly doubtful if he will ever celebrate father's day.
At this point, the ass( Me, not the donkey) had a sudden brainstorm and started selling tickets to pull the tail on the donkey. The official was not amused
Rhetorical question, answered by yourselfBloodstalker wrote:Why the hell does nobody ever tell me when I win something? I'd like to be able to flaunt my triumphs as much as the next person dammit......
by BSI never licked a Weasel. Even in the south we maintain some standards.