Entertain me

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:21 pm

No! I am pure as driven snow! We are waiting until our wedding night!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 12:33 am

Sensei, bored?

...with all the dead kittens under your bed

no wonder you stopped being entertained.

Why not start making some moonshine just like Ned would use to make...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:07 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
I sent Waverly a PM asking him where he was. I said I adored and missed him. He didn't reply, the bugger!

Mmm, I suspect his mind calculated either;

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = Not someone worth talking to, 'cause she's got terrible taste in man>

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = Well, even though he's not my best mate, it's not a good idea to give him wrong impression>

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = Even the thought causes me to shed tears for the poor girl>

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = I must exorcise her before even replying to the PM>

or,

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = She obviously has no idea there're men with greater mind and better looking than him, like me. Now, where's my holiday photo on the beach?>

Take your pick! (Or, should I make this into a poll...??)

@Yshania: Thank you for the Jamesons and the blanket.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 4:02 am

Am I in the SYM of some alternate, bizarro universe? Because I know that is not the real Minerva flaming me. It’s a twisted doppelganger, imposter Minerva.

I’ll PM Enchantress promptly, and we can chat about how snarky certain formerly wise goddesses have become.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:17 am

Originally posted by Minerva
Mmm, I suspect his mind calculated either;

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = Not someone worth talking to, 'cause she's got terrible taste in man>

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = Well, even though he's not my best mate, it's not a good idea to give him wrong impression>

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = Even the thought causes me to shed tears for the poor girl>

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = I must exorcise her before even replying to the PM>

or,

<Gruntboy's girlfriend = She obviously has no idea there're men with greater mind and better looking than him, like me. Now, where's my holiday photo on the beach?>

Take your pick! (Or, should I make this into a poll...??)

Oh! I am a person in my own right, not just Gruntboy's GF!

At least I think I am....

OK - maybe I'm not (*confused*)

@ Waverly: I was just worried about you. I can sense how misunderstood you must be in real life and feel a deep sense of pity for you...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:37 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
@ Waverly: I was just worried about you. I can sense how misunderstood you must be in real life and feel a deep sense of pity for you...

*sigh* Yes, I am ever so misunderstood and underappreciated. If your pity might move you to take some video of Minerva and yourself kissing and hugging, it just might just help lift my spirits.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:22 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Oh! I am a person in my own right, not just Gruntboy's GF!

At least I think I am....

OK - maybe I'm not (*confused*)

I'm not saying you don't have your own mind and not just Grunty's GF. Unfortunately, you are in the SYM, and "Gruntboy's GF" gives terrifying imp... err, I've just misspelt, I meant terrific impact on rest of us in this place.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:23 am

Originally posted by Waverly
*sigh* Yes, I am ever so misunderstood and underappreciated. If your pity might move you to take some video of Minerva and yourself kissing and hugging, it just might just help lift my spirits.

How about a photograph of me giving Gruntboy a hug instead?

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 8:32 am

Originally posted by Minerva
I'm not saying you don't have your own mind and not just Grunty's GF. Unfortunately, you are in the SYM, and "Gruntboy's GF" gives terrifying imp... err, I've just misspelt, I meant terrific impact on rest of us in this place.

Oh dear - shall I dump him, do you think?

@ Waverly: Yes, Minerva grabbed Gruntboy and fondled him for the camera right in front of me! I was shocked! I think she did it just to annoy you.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 9:00 am

Originally posted by Minerva

How about a photograph of me giving Gruntboy a hug instead?

Sure, why not? I never took you for a hugger. I'll chalk it up to the Guinness.

Enchantress: She's just trying to make me jealous, but I have photoshop and can replace Gruntboy with my own photo in no time. It's not like I haven't photochopped Grunty before.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Jun 24, 2003 6:14 pm

Originally posted by Minerva

How about a photograph of me giving Gruntboy a hug instead?

What is this, a kinder , gentler Minerva?

It wasn't two weeks ago that she was asking Weasel for a backrub, now she is copping *HUG*s from the pantless wonder.

Next thing I am sure, BS will give up drinking,
and Weasel will give up wearing bras

@Waves....Heya Scoundrel, Where you been hiding lately ???

*HUG*

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:59 am

Originally posted by Scayde
What is this, a kinder , gentler Minerva?
It wasn't two weeks ago that she was asking Weasel for a backrub, now she is copping *HUG*s from the pantless wonder.

Scayde, you haven't read this page properly!

And I have never, never, never asked Weasel to rub my back!!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:22 am

Everyone talks about Weasel but he's practically never here!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:25 am

Such is the power of the High COMM...

Originally posted by Enchantress
Everyone talks about Weasel but he's practically never here!

...such charisma, such is his influence.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:26 am

Re: Such is the power of the High COMM...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...such charisma, such is his influence.

Is he like God, then?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:29 am

Re: Re: Such is the power of the High COMM...

Originally posted by Enchantress
Is he like God, then?

No, no, no! He's the SPAM. He infected everyone with spam virus. Without Weasel, we don't have the SYM. Ask Buck if you don't believe me.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:35 am

Re: Re: Re: Such is the power of the High COMM...

Originally posted by Minerva
No, no, no! He's the SPAM. He infected everyone with spam virus. Without Weasel, we don't have the SYM. Ask Buck if you don't believe me.

Buck doesn't speak to me. He thinks I am Gruntboy.

Minerva, I think you may have gone mad. Didn't you say you were feeling a bit off colour?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:48 am

Re: Such is the power of the High COMM...

Originally posted by Enchantress
Buck doesn't speak to me. He thinks I am Gruntboy.

I think you should be worried...

Minerva, I think you may have gone mad. Didn't you say you were feeling a bit off colour?

I still can't breath.

But it's true Buck created the SYM because of Weasel & co who spammed up his BG2 forum (there's only one then) too much with non-BG2/game related staff, full of filth and flames and pantless marines. The SYM was quarantine, you might think. Unfortunately, we were all infected by then, and the SYM had to be expanded. Even moderators could not escape from the power of Weasel.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:52 am

Weasel is indeed God, then....

He said "Let there be SPAM" and verily SYM wast created.

Why should I be worried that Buck doesn't speak to me or thinks I am Gruntboy?

Edit: I'm sorry to hear you can't breathe. Breathing is something I rarely do on weekdays.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 8:24 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Why should I be worried that Buck doesn't speak to me or thinks I am Gruntboy?

Who do you think was responsible of rampaging (one way or the other) pantless marines in the pre-SYM world (and after)?

I suspect Buck is sewing lots of pants to prepare for the new threat them and prevent his forum from ugly sight of pantlessness. He might have been struggling against the spread of Weasels, but he might have chance to recover some visible panty lines in the SYM.