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Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:41 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Not spraying Juni. She stands up to you. I like that.

Could spray Locke though.

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keep your hose and your watersports between you and hill thank you

hannibal is starting on TV so i won't be spamming tonight.. take care spammers..

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:42 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]If I gave you whisky, would you be nice?

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Im working a half day today, since its the weekend, so I should be back home soon. Ill try to find my whisky. well, whats left, Im may have to drop by the beer store on the way home...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:43 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]keep your hose and your watersports between you and hill thank you

hannibal is starting on TV so i won't be spamming tonight.. take care spammers..

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Thanks Locke for transforming two nasty things into one thing that just about made me throw up.

I am seriously going to need a drink when I go home...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:44 pm

keep your hose and your watersports between you and hill thank you

Actually, it was a pressure washer.

Enjoy Hannibal

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:45 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Actually, it was a pressure washer.

Enjoy Hannibal

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You are aware you just made that worse, right? *sigh* The british. Crazy buggers.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:48 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]

You are aware you just made that worse, right? *sigh* The british. Crazy buggers.[/QUOTE]

Okay. Okay. The peressure washer was used for the entirely innocent job of cleaning slabs of concrete in the back garden.

Good enough?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:50 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Okay. Okay. The peressure washer was used for the entirely innocent job of cleaning slabs of concrete in the back garden.

Good enough?

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Good thing he doesnt know what watersports is... who wouyld want to do watersports anyways? Thats ust nasty.

By the way, no thank you, Im straight. Do you want the hose locke?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:55 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]
By the way, no thank you, Im straight. Do you want the hose locke?

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no, no i don't want it.. and it's handy-candy time cya pervs...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:56 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]no, no i don't want it.. and it's handy-candy time cya pervs...

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Why thank you for tellin us its handy candy time. Nice to know that we arent totally boring you in front of your computer screen...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:56 pm

hill, is there a way to innocently use a pressure washer? If there is, please tell me.

Why thank you for tellin us its handy candy t

He probably means it's time to go watch Hannibal.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 2:58 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]hill, is there a way to innocently use a pressure washer? If there is, please tell me.

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Now that Locke has mentioned water sports, I cant think of a way. Hes plugged my mind with his disgusting slab of spam.

Handy Candy doesnt fit into my mind as being Hannibal first an foremost.

Hey, Locke, you probably have a lot of experience at this, why dont you give Rav and I some tips...

jk.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:01 pm

Good edit reason.

Damn fat pixie thing.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Good edit reason.

Damn fat pixie thing.

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I like writing in the edit box. Since no one reads it.

Ill never let the fat pixie leave you. In forty years, after Magie dies of alcohol poisioning, Locke of an STD and Luis of poisioned tequila, if we are still on here, Ill continue to call you the fat pixie.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:07 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]Ill never let the fat pixie leave you. In forty years, after Magie dies of alcohol poisioning, Locke of an STD and Luis of killer cheese(ill come up with a better death later), if we are still on here, Ill continue to call you the famous fat pixie.

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Luis - poisoned tequila.

Nice to know fat pixie is always staying with me.

Oh well, at least I'm the FAMOUS fat pixie!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:08 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Luis - poisoned tequila.

Nice to know fat pixie is always staying with me.

Oh well, at least I'm the FAMOUS fat pixie!

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Ill go and edit the post.

UHOh, xandax removed the new post for being sexually explicit. ALL THE SYM THREADS ARE IN DANGER!

Did I put famous in there? Gotta edit that too.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:11 pm

I think we're spamming faster over 2 threads. Nice!

But I want to be famous!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:14 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I think we're spamming faster over 2 threads. Nice!

But I want to be famous!

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You can be INfamous. Sorry, your not old enough in gb yet to be famous, not even for your amount of posts. then again, we are restricted by that once every thirty seconds thing. Maybe I should ask if we can have it changed to fifteen.

Oh yes, we are spamulous! All hail spam. I have to go and count how many times I have spammed today.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:17 pm

I have to go and count how many times I have spammed today.

Uh.. why? Do mine at the same time will you?

Infamous is good too. It's a kind of fame after all.

The time limit doesn't matter. Spamming on 2 threads compensates for it.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:19 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Uh.. why? Do mine at the same time will you?

Infamous is good too. It's a kind of fame after all.

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I have estimated mine at around 150. I dont know what yours is. Im too scared to check.

It would be nice to post twice in gaming threads and in two threads here under thirty seconds. Thats how all the legends got such high posting averages.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 3:23 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]It would be nice to post twice in gaming threads and in two threads here under thirty seconds. Thats how all the legends got such high posting averages.[/QUOTE]

You could still do that, I think. With enough planning and a new window per thread.

I'm happy with my average anyway.