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Post by Hill-Shatar »

Aegis, Athena and I are all independant. :cool:

Tony and Slade aren't here yet...
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So, who's gonna do the next post?
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That into the story hmm? I'm busy entertaining an ex and dealing with my newest project unfortunately. :(
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Only chus and tony are hunting boar...

And tony seems to be inactive atm.
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Post by Phreddie »

Well, slade hasnt come yet, so I figure that when he does come, he canjust join whatever party he wishes, as long as there are no objections, by being some one at one of the places they visit, wanting to see the world etc. etc., Or he can just be our Long Haired Pretty Boy who we beat the crap out of to find the animals...
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Post by Ravager »

I don't think he will be back for another few days.

And I think I've almost caught up on the story. Yay. :D
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One mroe post and you'll be there, Ill wait for venom to say something about whawt I saw in the distance, or you can do it. Notice it may put you in an akward position, I saw a Large Raven being shot down by a magic missile, landing off to the side of the path. I wonder what its name is, and if it will be alive when we catch it. If its mine to write when we reach it, I do believe I hav efound a relation to Lenore, searching for their long lost kin.
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Post by Ravager »

The dead raven could be Lenore. What better way to end the raven plot? :p
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That was my original idea, but then I thought that its dying words (right before we euthanize, cok and eat it) could be telling us how to find lenore, who we find right after finding Uncle Louie, aka the Goat of Spam, at which point Lenore would expose himself and you, and the goat would eat you, although thats getting a little far ahead.
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Okay, the raven has to be Lenore then, as I'm not getting exposed and/or killed. :D
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Post by Phreddie »

You werent going to die, you just were to either be come one with the goat, or well, you know what happens with corn...

EDIT:

Should I be able to talk in goat form? Can most Flying golden weregoats talk?
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Post by Ravager »

I really don't want to think about becoming one with a goat..*shudder* :p

Um...you're probably the first golden Weregoat, so you decide...

You're not going to let me catch up with the story are you? Now I'm 2 parts behind. :rolleyes:
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Two parts? hurry it up, thou shalt be caughteth up by the New Year.

Hmm............ *deliberates, lights fire sendin up black smoke, finaly shouts out Eureka! and sneezes at the same time, the combinations of bodily fluids that go into the fire turn the smoke to white* Eureka! ive got it, I can talk as a goat.

To party of Goat:

Oops, I read the map wrong, were not going directly to Epona's Ranch, we will be heading south to the Red Lion Inn, then turning west for Epona's place.
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Post by Ravager »

What's our reason for going to there?
I don't have to know anything about, do I? I'm guessing it's something far back in SYM history that I've never heard of before. :p
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Rav, we are adventurers, in an rpgesque quest, when have you ever played an rpg and not stopped at an Inn?

Im getting ready research it, illt ry to slide in any relevant information that I can, any ideas for the location of the second goat? im planning on taking us all around the continent and ending up on Dr Grunts Island at the genetics lab (im expecting to see Hill there at some point) where someone may be trying to clone the final piece of the goat... but i dont know where to go until then to find the other six.

any way, im off to the handy dandy search engine.
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Im here......it is I, slade
*crowd talking* "and you are"

I happen to be a Hero....a spam Hero


but some how I feel more like a goat....and a bit on the crispy side.....mmmmm something smells good....barbeque....wait..... no!!!!!!!!!! :mad: you animals! :mad:
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Post by Phreddie »

Rav, The Red Lion Inn is a pub thread that was started by Georgi several years ago, it, along with its predecesor, and child thread have been closed. nothing in particular special other than a large pub thread, we can pass the night with out harm i hope, although weasel was known o visit the place so who knows what kind of surprises he left their.
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Post by Ravager »

@Phreddie, you'd better change the direction in the story thread, your character knows the rumours of where the goats are, mine doesn't.
Maybe the Lunatic Memorial Asylum next? :D

Thanks for the info. :)
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Post by Phreddie »

Ill go edit direction and destination.

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Rav good post in the story, only thing is, your sharing a carpet with Lasher... once he returns, dont worry about the spool, unless you want to change it where you all ahve spools and carpets are for luggage?
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Post by Ravager »

Okay, I've posted a part, might still be a part back on yours though.
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