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Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:08 pm

*writes in notebook*

Did you give Dn any money or other value in exchange for these sessions?

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:10 pm

I swear, guv', I neva' seen 'er before in me life!

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:11 pm

I used a debit

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:14 pm

I neva' got eny munny from 'er!

I dun' even 'no whut a "debit" is!

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:17 pm

Note that he wasn't talking that way before.

Maybe he needs help.

He could be a bit confused...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:19 pm

*notes down witness statement*

*records owner's statement and notes culpable accent*

Ms Maiden, in addition to the debit, was the question of a "soul" raised at any point?

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:24 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]*notes down witness statement*

*records owner's statement and notes culpable accent*

Ms Maiden, in addition to the debit, was the question of a "soul" raised at any point?[/QUOTE]

'Ere now! This ain't right!

You can't slap me in cuffs because of me accent, guv'! I have rights!

Anywhey, I ain't neva 'erd of no souls bein' sold in me 'onest ee-stab-lish-mint.

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:24 pm

Yes...as matter-of-fact it was.

I had to pay these sessions with my soul.

But, I gave him debit instead. He seemed to agree on it for the time being...

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:25 pm

*closes notebook with some finality*

This needs a more in depth investigation

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:26 pm

[QUOTE=Dragon Maiden]But, I gave him debit instead. He seemed to agree on it for the time being...

[/QUOTE]

She's lyin' to ya mate! She's jus' tryin' to get an 'onest buzinessmun arrested!

This is slander I say, slander!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:27 pm

That is enough, Mr Nova. You will have an opportunity to present your case before the proper authorities in due course

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:29 pm

I am doing no such thing as slander!

Your the one doing slander! Maybe, even some libel!

I'm just an innocent dragon trying to make her way through the world.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:30 pm

Trial! This 'int no trial!

Yur jus' bumpin' me orf so you kin take over me turf!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:32 pm

You are not making things any easier on yourself Mr Nova. Come now, the court always takes cooperation into account and and early admission of guilt will certainly mitigate the sentence

And if we can't get you to agree to that, is there any chance of tempting you with elocution lessons in jail?

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:33 pm

See ya in court.

Good luck, finding a good enough attorney to support your case.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:37 pm

Fiona wrote:And if we can't get you to agree to that, is there any chance of tempting you with elocution lessons in jail?

Tha's harassmint! Yur jus' pickin' on me 'cos I dun speek like a fancy uppa-crust toff!

Good luck, finding a good enough attorney to support your case.

I'll get me that guy, wos 'is name? Ravager, tha's it! 'Im! I'll get me that Ravager guy!

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:19 am

Your going to get Rav to be your lawyer even though you pratically said that you were going to rape him last night

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:22 am

[QUOTE=Dragon Maiden]Your going to get Rav to be your lawyer even though you pratically said that you were going to rape him last night

[/QUOTE]

I say that every night though!

Dragon Maiden · Post by **Dragon Maiden** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:35 am

News to me.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:41 pm

[QUOTE=Dragon Maiden]Your going to get Rav to be your lawyer even though you pratically said that you were going to rape him last night

[/QUOTE]
He seems to be a fan of irony...