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Post by Fiona »

*writes in notebook*

Did you give Dn any money or other value in exchange for these sessions?
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

I swear, guv', I neva' seen 'er before in me life!
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I used a debit ;) :p
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

I neva' got eny munny from 'er!

I dun' even 'no whut a "debit" is!
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Note that he wasn't talking that way before.

Maybe he needs help.

He could be a bit confused... :p
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Beneath the beds the ghosts are ookey, skeleton bones are kooky, your teddy-bears name is Pookey, but late at night he is SPOOKY!
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*notes down witness statement*

*records owner's statement and notes culpable accent*

Ms Maiden, in addition to the debit, was the question of a "soul" raised at any point?
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

[QUOTE=Fiona]*notes down witness statement*

*records owner's statement and notes culpable accent*

Ms Maiden, in addition to the debit, was the question of a "soul" raised at any point?[/QUOTE]

'Ere now! This ain't right!

You can't slap me in cuffs because of me accent, guv'! I have rights!

Anywhey, I ain't neva 'erd of no souls bein' sold in me 'onest ee-stab-lish-mint.
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Yes...as matter-of-fact it was.

I had to pay these sessions with my soul.

But, I gave him debit instead. He seemed to agree on it for the time being...:angel:
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Beneath the beds the ghosts are ookey, skeleton bones are kooky, your teddy-bears name is Pookey, but late at night he is SPOOKY!
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*closes notebook with some finality*

This needs a more in depth investigation
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

[QUOTE=Dragon Maiden]But, I gave him debit instead. He seemed to agree on it for the time being...:angel:[/QUOTE]

She's lyin' to ya mate! She's jus' tryin' to get an 'onest buzinessmun arrested!

This is slander I say, slander!
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That is enough, Mr Nova. You will have an opportunity to present your case before the proper authorities in due course
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I am doing no such thing as slander!

Your the one doing slander! Maybe, even some libel!

I'm just an innocent dragon trying to make her way through the world. :angel:
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

Trial! This 'int no trial!

Yur jus' bumpin' me orf so you kin take over me turf!
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You are not making things any easier on yourself Mr Nova. Come now, the court always takes cooperation into account and and early admission of guilt will certainly mitigate the sentence

And if we can't get you to agree to that, is there any chance of tempting you with elocution lessons in jail? :)
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See ya in court. :D

Good luck, finding a good enough attorney to support your case. ;)
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

Fiona wrote:And if we can't get you to agree to that, is there any chance of tempting you with elocution lessons in jail? :)
Tha's harassmint! Yur jus' pickin' on me 'cos I dun speek like a fancy uppa-crust toff!
Good luck, finding a good enough attorney to support your case. ;)

I'll get me that guy, wos 'is name? Ravager, tha's it! 'Im! I'll get me that Ravager guy!
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Your going to get Rav to be your lawyer even though you pratically said that you were going to rape him last night :confused:
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Post by Damuna_Nova »

[QUOTE=Dragon Maiden]Your going to get Rav to be your lawyer even though you pratically said that you were going to rape him last night :confused: [/QUOTE]

I say that every night though!
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News to me. :(
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[QUOTE=Dragon Maiden]Your going to get Rav to be your lawyer even though you pratically said that you were going to rape him last night :confused: [/QUOTE]
He seems to be a fan of irony...
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