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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:08 pm
by Fiona
*writes in notebook*
Did you give Dn any money or other value in exchange for these sessions?
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:10 pm
by Damuna_Nova
I swear, guv', I neva' seen 'er before in me life!
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:11 pm
by Dragon Maiden
I used a debit

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:14 pm
by Damuna_Nova
I neva' got eny munny from 'er!
I dun' even 'no whut a "debit" is!
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:17 pm
by Dragon Maiden
Note that he wasn't talking that way before.
Maybe
he needs help.
He could be a bit confused...

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:19 pm
by Fiona
*notes down witness statement*
*records owner's statement and notes culpable accent*
Ms Maiden, in addition to the debit, was the question of a "soul" raised at any point?
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:24 pm
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=Fiona]*notes down witness statement*
*records owner's statement and notes culpable accent*
Ms Maiden, in addition to the debit, was the question of a "soul" raised at any point?[/QUOTE]
'Ere now! This ain't right!
You can't slap me in cuffs because of me accent, guv'! I have rights!
Anywhey, I ain't neva 'erd of no souls bein' sold in me 'onest ee-stab-lish-mint.
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:24 pm
by Dragon Maiden
Yes...as matter-of-fact it was.
I had to pay these sessions with my soul.
But, I gave him debit instead. He seemed to agree on it for the time being...

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:25 pm
by Fiona
*closes notebook with some finality*
This needs a more in depth investigation
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:26 pm
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=Dragon Maiden]But, I gave him debit instead. He seemed to agree on it for the time being...

[/QUOTE]
She's lyin' to ya mate! She's jus' tryin' to get an 'onest buzinessmun arrested!
This is slander I say, slander!
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:27 pm
by Fiona
That is enough, Mr Nova. You will have an opportunity to present your case before the proper authorities in due course
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:29 pm
by Dragon Maiden
I am doing no such thing as slander!
Your the one doing slander! Maybe, even some libel!
I'm just an innocent dragon trying to make her way through the world.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:30 pm
by Damuna_Nova
Trial! This 'int no trial!
Yur jus' bumpin' me orf so you kin take over me turf!
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:32 pm
by Fiona
You are not making things any easier on yourself Mr Nova. Come now, the court always takes cooperation into account and and early admission of guilt will certainly mitigate the sentence
And if we can't get you to agree to that, is there any chance of tempting you with elocution lessons in jail?

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:33 pm
by Dragon Maiden
See ya in court.
Good luck, finding a good enough attorney to support your case.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:37 pm
by Damuna_Nova
Fiona wrote:And if we can't get you to agree to that, is there any chance of tempting you with elocution lessons in jail?
Tha's harassmint! Yur jus' pickin' on me 'cos I dun speek like a fancy uppa-crust toff!
Good luck, finding a good enough attorney to support your case.
I'll get me that guy, wos 'is name? Ravager, tha's it! 'Im! I'll get me that Ravager guy!
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:19 am
by Dragon Maiden
Your going to get Rav to be your lawyer even though you pratically said that you were going to rape him last night

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:22 am
by Damuna_Nova
[QUOTE=Dragon Maiden]Your going to get Rav to be your lawyer even though you pratically said that you were going to rape him last night

[/QUOTE]
I say that every night though!
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:35 am
by Dragon Maiden
News to me.

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:41 pm
by Ravager
[QUOTE=Dragon Maiden]Your going to get Rav to be your lawyer even though you pratically said that you were going to rape him last night

[/QUOTE]
He seems to be a fan of irony...