The Gull's Roost Tavern and Inn

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:55 pm

Mr_Snow wrote:Sorry to hear about your flu DW, hope you get fully over it and it doesn't drag on.

that's for the round (glug, glug, glug)

Thanks!

I'm a bit better today. Instead of feeling stoned on meds I just smell like a koala bear because of all the menthol and eucalyptus rubs I'm using as decongestants

*drinks some vitamin C-rich fruit juice*

*Pours Mr. Snow a pint of Guinness*

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:16 pm

Mr_Snow wrote:I was being a bit sarcastic before,
I meant that I was getting too serious for a spam topic
(that's why it would have been off-topic :laugh: )

If you are too serious for a spam topic, where does that place my recent posts?

No, what I like with the pub threads is that just as in normal conversation, we can move from low to high, from the mundane to great questions of our time, and it all fits in equally well

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:28 pm

Barkeep, may I have the cure for a pint of brandy please?

Wheelbarrow wench, I don't believe we have been formally introduced but I do have some outstanding questions and I recall you owe me money.

* The ragged cleric sits at the bar and starts to examine his robe for vermine. Judging by the chewing sounds it is an extremely fruitful search. * - Curdis !

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:35 pm

I owe you no money, koala-abuser there, you owe me a bare bottom dance.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:53 pm

@Curdis,
a cure for a pint of brandy?

How about a bucket full of cold water? Or perhaps a traditional English fryup?

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:03 pm

C Elegans wrote:I owe you no money, koala-abuser there, you owe me a bare bottom dance.

You got your dance! Or at least a preview. I want cash up front, and down the front.

@Dragon Wench, Maybe if you put the fry up in the bucket of cold water?

*Stands to orate.*

Hmm, Hmm, hear me!

I am the once mighty high preist of the industrial vegans! We abstained, and begged the abstainence of others, of partaking in the sacrements with any manner of processed animal product, but mainly the acursed 's' word one.

For many years I wandered in the wilderness of SYM with nothing to show for my sacrifices but the occassional rebuke and shunning, then alas I was tricked by Martha Stewart into making a foul oath and covenent with Weasel, and now I am oblidged to follow his covenent.

Oh have note of my fate! I am become as the fallen paladin who is made a death knight. Share not my fate. Remain pure.

Also if any of you could tell how to do as my master comands and go forth and 's' word mightily I'd be much obliged. Donations of cash and food also accepted. - Curdis !

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:20 pm

Yeah, speaking of fallen paladins, does anyone know how to fix a sore forearm? My left arm has been acting like crud all day.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:26 pm

You left-handed Chim?

ROFL! "Industrial Vegans" :laugh:
*Tosses the contents of an English fryup into a bucket of water and hands it to Curdis*

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:51 am

dragon wench wrote:You left-handed Chim?

ROFL! "Industrial Vegans" :laugh:
*Tosses the contents of an English fryup into a bucket of water and hands it to Curdis*

*After some time and antics not suitable for anybody's consumption *

Yup I looks the same going in and coming back out!

I do feel better now though.

@ Chimaera - A soak in a warm bath with bath salts is surprisingly effective.

Drinks for all my friends! - Curdis !

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:06 am

dragon wench wrote:You left-handed Chim?

ROFL! "Industrial Vegans" :laugh:
*Tosses the contents of an English fryup into a bucket of water and hands it to Curdis*

LoL No, right-handed actually. I think I just twisted it or something in my sleep. Turns out, sleeping last night helped 'cause now it's fine. Good thing, too, since it was so very distracting.

Curdis: I almost did the warm bath last night, but I was already not wanting to waste the effort.

Industrial vegans? What the heck? Blah. Reminds me of an upcoming Dilbert strip on my desktop calendar, where a vegan proudly proclaims that he uses no animal products whatsoever, and Dilbert adroitly points out that his clothes were created through machines which ran on coal and oil which comes from the remains of animals. Cut to the vegan strutting nude through the office. :speech:

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:59 pm

Wally to Dilbert: You think your funny, but your not (from a previous strip).

I was going to post "cut to Curdis pushing his car in the nude" but then I realised that I run my car on Biodeisel, and "cut to Curdis driving his car in the nude" didn't have the same pizzazz.

You may need to think a little harder about the industrial vegan thing.

* The ragged cleric looks about and bemoans the lack of sin to decry or indeed to participate in. * - Curdis !

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:05 pm

Curdis wrote:You got your dance! Or at least a preview. I want cash up front, and down the front.

Bah, that was a very short preview indeed. You want donations of food and money? Well, here you go, let's see the bare-bottom can-can now.

*puts a piece of tofu and a 5 Euro bill down Curdis' front

I have not heard from the wannabe PhD-student again, I think I managed to scare him away by threatning him with having to come up with a plan to investigate his genious ideas. I don't know what it is with neuroscience, it attracts wannabe students who believe they are so great and so, so genious when all they do is putting some facual errors together. Almost all my colleagues in the field seems to suffer from these deluded students, but I've never heard that my friends who work in other fields have the same problem.

The movie was good btw, not the same class as his early work but still, good.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:32 pm

I've been meaning to ask this question for a long time. Hope you don't mind. Are most of the SYM members from the Elder Scrolls forum?

I'm not sure why I came to this conclusion but it seems like the majority of those that hang around here frequent the aformentioned forums the last time I checked.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:18 pm

@Des: I don't know, I'm not from the Elder Scrolls forum anyway, I have never read or posted there since I haven't played the game.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:35 pm

I got involved here long before I started reading the MW forum, much less moderating it.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:45 pm

@Des,
I came here by way of the Baldur's Gate Two forum. Chances are that had I not been a part of the GB community I wouldn't have even tried Morrowind.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:13 pm

* The cleric tucks the back of his robe into his belt and does a spectacularily dull cancan, with zero commitment, for about 20 seconds.*

For a falafal roll you might get some enthusiasm.

* Holds up the Euro. *

What's this for? It looks too slippery for what I would assume you'd use it for. Gold Peices only. My dignity isn't surrendered so cheaply (on a good day).

Regarding your student. I think there is a degree of this in all disciplines. In the 'hard' sciences the students curb their expressed enthusiasms because they don't want to appear 'unserious'. I'm sure in Philosophy departments they actual egg the students on 'Why not mix Kant, Hegel and Schopenhauer and relate it somehow to multi-dimensional topography?' <Student> 'But I don't know anything about Kant, Hegel and Schopenhauer, or multi dimensional topography' <Superviser>'I'm sure you'll pick it up as you go along.'

@DesR85, The older members are from when this was just about a BG only forum. - Curdis !

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:36 pm

@Closet platypus-lover cleric: How much would it be to add a little choreography to the enthusiasm?

Regarding students: I'm in physiology for godssake, I study biochemical transmissions between brain cells, not social constructs! Sure biology will never be as "hard" as some aspects of physics and chemistry, but it's still you cannot think up an observation even if you're as genious as this Mr Charming.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:30 pm

Enthusiasm and Choreography? That would be a falafel with homus and a side salad.

This student sure seems to have boiled your undies, knotted them and put them back on inside out. Can you claim that you are unqualified to assess his brilliance and palm him off onto some unsuspecting other?

Otherwise I can only see this all ending badly.

Or perhaps the lady doth protest too much:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: - Curdis !

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:55 am

Baldur's Gate? Hmm. Kept hearing about that game on this forum. I've also seen quite a lot of traffic going on over at the Baldur's Gate section of this forum. Didn't know that its still popular up till this very day. Pity that I never played it when it came out since at that time, I was probably more interested in games like Command & Conquer back then.

And about Morrowind, it never really appealed to me. I've heard of it but for some reason, I never really liked it. The First Person view of that game must have really turned me off.