Vicsun wrote:6. A copy of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Counting to Three
...which you disgard at once, since you realize, intuitively, that your life is your own to remake every second...
and proceed to examine another 20 entries that for some reason request "sparrows."
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Kipi wrote:... But then you realize that you already used those three wishes, so number 4 to 6 was made with no result...
...So you curse yourself that you didn't wish for several more wishes, despite any consequences, and tear up the Fabio Autograph until its in thin enough shreds to create a piece of string. Life is good...
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
...well, it WAS good up until now. What were you thinking?! Now you have your Xbox without any game to play. You have the Great China Wall (a tacky picture with Chinese Food menu printed on the other side) without any Chinese food. You look at... you even don't have dear Fabio to look at any more. You look at the string. You hands start automatically making a noose... Oh no, not again!
Several long hours pass...
You almost start thinking about the meaning of life and other boring stuff...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
-- Euripides
Lady Dragonfly wrote:...well, it WAS good up until now. What were you thinking?! Now you have your Xbox without any game to play. You have the Great China Wall (a tacky picture with Chinese Food menu printed on the other side) without any Chinese food. You look at... you even don't have dear Fabio to look at any more. You look at the string. You hands start automatically making a noose... Oh no, not again!
Several long hours pass...
You almost start thinking about the meaning of life and other boring stuff...
...when you discover an invitation in your pocket to a Championship Poker Match, that requires...
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
fable wrote:...when you discover an invitation in your pocket to a Championship Poker Match, that requires...
... a lot of Imprecatory Prayer and a dish of Chicken Tandoori. Meanwhile, you...
"There is no weakness in honest sorrow... only in succumbing to depression over what cannot be changed." --- Alaundo, BG2
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Lady Dragonfly wrote:...also realize it requires a poker face...
...not to mention, your state-of-the-art poker shades. And so you're wondering if you'll go and if you do, who will you go with. And so...
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Maharlika wrote:...not to mention, your state-of-the-art poker shades. And so you're wondering if you'll go and if you do, who will you go with. And so...
...you hire a two-foot tall mercenary house cat named Two Gun Louie, who claims to know all about winning at poker...
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
...but you cannot figure out how the heck to get off this planet. You even don't have cat food for Louie. And those mercs are not to be trifled with...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
-- Euripides
Lady Dragonfly wrote:...but you cannot figure out how the heck to get off this planet. You even don't have cat food for Louie. And those mercs are not to be trifled with...
...which is why you cast a nervous glance at Louie, as he sizes you up and mumbles something about "extra large t-bone." Fortunately for you....
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
....You spot a drunk person passed out somewhere near the toilet. In his hands are a pair of tickets. Sweet. Now, you don't need to pay those entrace fees. The guy at the main entrance checks out your ticket and you're now one step away from home. All you need now is.....
''They say truth is the first casualty of war. But who defines what's true? Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent, and sometimes that means preserving the lie of good and evil, that war isn't just natural selection played out on a grand scale. The only truth I found is that the world we live in is a giant tinderbox. All it takes...is someone to light the match" - Captain Price
...to get through that turnstile. Home, sweet home is on the other side. You can almost taste it. You smile to yourself; a little dreamlike plan emerging in your mind [yes, oh yes: a bubble bath, followed by your favourite TV dinner whilst watching all 973 reruns of the Simpsons with a can of never-ending ice-cold beer... the ticket guy is in front of you. You hand over the drunk's pass and the the guy at the gate waves you on through, but just at this moment you sense a hideous presence behind . NO IT CAN'T BE ...
........Fortunately for you, Anthony Hopkins shows up to play a little celebrity poker and offers to buy you a drink. Well, who wouldn't accept a drink from a 70 year old stud? I mean, he was a total FOX in Silence of the Lambs. The piercing eyes of Hannibal the Cannibal are so intoxicating......
"It just goes to show, you can kill a guy, fold him up, stuff him in your trunk, and you still don't really know him." --The Kids in the Hall
...or did he spike your drink with Roofies? You pretend to be hopped-up (easy) and watch the drooling elderly stud eagerly seasoning you with Spanish paprika and the world-famous Rendezvous BBQ seasoning ("It gives our ribs that truly unique flavor. And it's not just for ribs: our customers often tell us about all kinds of beefcakes they've enhanced with our seasoning. Just $7.00 a bottle. Call now!")...
Man's most valuable trait is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
-- Euripides
...but hang on a minute. Anthony Hopkins? Intoxicating blue eyes... more like intoxicated blue eyes! And furthermore, these are the same blue eyes that stare back at you from the bathroom mirror every morning. This is none other than your Evil Twin!!!!! You...
And so you're wondering if you'll go and if you do, who will you go with. And so...
