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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:45 am
by Mr Sleep
Mr Sleep + Vehemence Drunk = 78.5%
Mr Sleep Drunk + Vehemence Drunk = 78.5% double
Mr Sleep Drunk + Very hairy man of about 60 = 90% Tripple
Mr Sleep + The worlds most beautiful woman sober = 87.5%
Mr Sleep + worlds most beautiful woman drunk = 89.5%
Hmmmmm these results are astonishing.
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 5:53 am
by Mr Sleep
Mr Sleep + Love of his life = 88%
So the 60 year old is still winning

LOL
EDIT: Ahhhh we have a winner
Mr Sleep + several women at once = 95.5%

I think i am happy with this equation
[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 7:58 am
by Georgi
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>ROFLMAO!

I don't know how Georgi will like these findings!

</STRONG>
You don't? Are you sure? You couldn't take an inspired guess...?

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 10:22 am
by Yshania
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
52% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 52% Un-telligent

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 10:43 am
by Mr Sleep
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>You don't? Are you sure? You couldn't take an inspired guess...?

</STRONG>
It's funny how my comments happen to be in a thread about dying, any connection?

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 10:59 am
by Fezek
Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
52% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 52% Un-telligent

</STRONG>
ROFLMAO

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:10 pm
by Yshania
Posted by Yshania -
August 4, 2001
at the age of 32 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (38%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
OMG!! 2 Days to go and counting...
I still cannot believe beer came bottom!!!
Les than 2 hours left...

cough, scratch...
I started to edit to correct my spelling - but I suppose that irrevelant (!) in the scheme of things...
[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: Yshania ]
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:22 pm
by Yshania
*bump*
Hey guys I need a party!
Cor - that is my first ever bump...but it is important!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:36 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Les than 2 hours left...

cough, scratch...
I started to edit to correct my spelling - but I suppose that irrevelant (!) in the scheme of things...
</STRONG>
With two hours left....spelling is the last thing I would worry about

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:40 pm
by Yshania
@Weasel - EXACTLY!
Would you like to share my beer? cough!, ignore the scabs - they don't hurt honest...

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:43 pm
by Weasel
Sure Yshania give it here

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:45 pm
by Yshania
@Weasel - never let anyone tell you that you are prejudiced!
[ 08-03-2001: Message edited by: Yshania ]
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:48 pm
by Weasel
@Yshania I can't let you go out alone

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:49 pm
by Yshania
Hey Weasel - I really appreciate your attendance at my leaving party!
<<Yshani drags in a crate of Bud and turns up the music>>
Any requests?

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:52 pm
by Mr Sleep
Sex Machine by james Brown
Followed by Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix!
Thanks for the Bud

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:55 pm
by Weasel
Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>Hey Weasel - I really appreciate your attendance at my leaving party!
<<Yshani drags in a crate of Bud and turns up the music>>
Any requests?

</STRONG>
Lets get some country music kicking in here..
(Weasel graps the mike>>>> )
"The night the light's went out in Georgia"
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:55 pm
by Yshania
Hey Sleepy ! - Welcome.
I have no James Brown, but Jimi coming right up!
I will be expiring in just over one hour - I am racking my CD and LP (!) collection for a good one to go out to...
I was considering Metallica - Enter The Sandman, any suggestions?

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:58 pm
by Fezek
How about something by The Damned? Perhaps "Grimly Fiendish". Can I have a Gin Fizz?
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:58 pm
by Mr Sleep
More jimi, Crosstown Traffic.
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2001 2:59 pm
by Yshania
Hey Weasel - I have some Maria McKee...
