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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:21 pm
by Magrus
Ha, that's hilarious.
No, you heat up and stir in peanut butter and raspberry jam before you spread it into the pan and cook it. You end up with an interesting flavor.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:22 pm
by Oscuro_Sol
[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, that's hilarious.
No, you heat up and stir in peanut butter and raspberry jam before you spread it into the pan and cook it. You end up with an interesting flavor.
[/QUOTE]I sense sarcasm.
Weird, I should try that.
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:26 pm
by Magrus
No sarcasm there, sorry.
I haven't tried the raspberry with it yet, just the peanut butter, but that was great. You end up only eating one instead of gorging on them because they're so sweet. Makes the batch last longer.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 2:38 am
by Demortis
?!!!!?
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 7:31 am
by Magrus
That sucks, well, maybe you'll have more time for girls now.
Hope to see you around soon.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 9:02 am
by Denethorn
[QUOTE=Demortis]?!!!!?[/QUOTE]
Very productive spam
As is this post... how ironic
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:02 am
by Demortis
yes i know, but i got confused, and it was late at nite, i think i got tired of reading and wanted a summary
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 4:40 pm
by Denethorn
Well there hasn't been a lesson of the day yet, so I'll post my own little anecdote
When in doubt - go back to bed
I discovered this one when I roused myself this morning and found an inflatable sex doll outside my door. I did not have the will to enquire which of my friends had sought companionship with a polythene playmate; I prompty turned around and went back to bed.
When inebriated - go back to bottle
This one comes from the proverb "it's a lost cause"; if thou art drunk, there is little hope of recovery, one might aswell about-turn and continue getting legless
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:19 pm
by Magrus
Good ones.
I still need to come up with something decent myself.
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:38 pm
by Denethorn
Has nothing interesting enough happened today so that you may bestow a word of wisdom
?
Musn't forget this is a college you're running Mag - the scholars of perversion and debauchery thirst for corruption
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 5:39 pm
by Magrus
<---- Does playing with her for an hour count as interesting?
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:59 pm
by Demortis
playin with her in what fashion?
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:56 am
by Brynn
[QUOTE=Demortis]playin with her in what fashion?[/QUOTE]
Let's not get into details, I say
What's today's lesson, Mag?
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:16 am
by Magrus
You asked for it Brynn....
Lesson of the Day:
Girls screw with your head, so don't feel bad about screwing with them.
I was dragged from my house by my little brother to go get drunk on saturday so I never got to my lesson. Here goes.
Lesson for the 21st:
Playing with your cute ex that's an ex because she screwed with your head, just does the same over again. No matter how fun and exciting the playing was.
Because I couldn't access the board at all yesterday...
Lesson for yesterday:
Respect the monkey. When properly groomed and trained it does wonders for your social life. Or was that house wife?
@Demo, use your imagination. I did and had fun with the girl.
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:21 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Magrus]
Respect the monkey. When properly groomed and trained it does wonders for your social life. Or was that house wife? [/size][/align][/QUOTE]
Well said. Fear the monkey.
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:24 pm
by Magrus
And..if you slap the monkey, it may slap you back. Fear the monkey prints on your cheek!
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:30 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Magrus]And..if you slap the monkey, it may slap you back. Fear the monkey prints on your cheek!
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For they cause awkward and embarassing questions from your co-workers.
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:36 pm
by Magrus
"Where did you get that long bruise? Did someone club with the edge of their forearm or something??"
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 5:43 pm
by Tower_Master
[QUOTE=Magrus]"Where did you get that long bruise? Did someone club with the edge of their forearm or something??"
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Umm...yes???
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 6:01 pm
by Magrus
Oh, I was just giving an example of the awkward and embarrassing questions you mentioned.