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Arr! He deafened me! Now I can no longer listen to metal. YAAAAYYY! *proclaims chu a hero*

*chu is noble* We are the champions my friends!

I come back and see Chus being compared to Tiny Tim and being chased by Ravager with a cleaver.

I do not know what is worse; the fact that you two compared him to tiny tim or the fact that Ravager is channeling scrooge.

You know you want to say it!

Chudaloo!

Actually it was Fiona that thought of the comparison. (So it must be right )

How am I channeling Scrooge?
The cleaver? Or the piratey sounds?

Chudaloo?!

@ Rav. It might have been this
"If he pays up the price of a ticket to America- I take the money and run."

*nods* That's a good point.

Oh yes, by the way, I don't think I will be around late night for you tommorrow... I leave around 8 o'clock your time, and won't be back until the very early morning, your time.

Okay, well it's time for me to go. Cya all tomorrow (apart from Hill anyway ).

Bye Rav

Good bye, Rav... I guess it is time to go and check out the other forums.

A joke to pass the time.

My favourite " Bertie" joke: Russell is at the Aristotelian Society reading a paper on his thesis that from any self-contradiction, including a denial of arithmetical truth, any proposition at all can be derived. A critic rises to say " If 5=2+2, prove you're the Pope!"
" Nothing to it, my dear fellow", says Bertie." 5=2+2, so 5=4. By subtraction from both sides, 2=1. The Pope and I are two, therefore...."

Well it made me laugh

That is completely nuts...

Not as nuts as this:
A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a
public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the
sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection
of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at
the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is
rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant
tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is
the tortoise standing on?"

"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's
turtles all the way down!"

Fiona, where are you getting these?

I've known both of those for a long time. Don't remember why I know them. Do you like them?

They have rather obscure things in them that make them funny. I dont know about some of the actual jokes though... is your computer plauged by Ravager searching the internet without a good virus program?

Does Ravager do jokes like this? I didn't know *Ravager goes up in her estimation*

I just said it involved Ravager, and surfing the web without a virus program...

Hill, something you said before made me think you had been to Scotland. Soooo
"Your arse in parsley"