Top Ten Game

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:20 pm

2 Being on the recieving end of a random Chunk of Styrofoam thrown by Chu.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:22 pm

database errors

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:25 pm

1. Losing an eye to a porno site

top 10 beer tragedies

10. Running out of beer

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:08 am

9. Spilling beer over your keyboard since you a. loose your beer and b. loose your way to communicate with your computer.

Gunofgod · Post by **Gunofgod** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:27 am

[QUOTE=Lestat]9. Spilling beer over your keyboard since you a. loose your beer and b. loose your way to communicate with your computer.[/QUOTE]

WinXP has an on-screen keyboard.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:32 am

8.The Baldock Beer Disaster occurred on March 14, 1904 when an unstable storage room floor collapsed at the Simpson Brewery, in what is now Simpsons Drive, in the North Hertfordshire town of Baldock, in England.

Around 300 barrels and crates of beer fell three floors through the brewery, crushing eight workers to death, drowning five and injuring another fifteen. Some surrounding streets were temporarily hit by a wave of beer, which reportedly destroyed three houses and killed a dog.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:20 am

7. Spilling your beer over your five year old best friend, so that you a. lose your beer, and b. lose your ol' reliable laptop, only gateway I ever had that didnt crash due to internal system errors

. (In this case though, it wasnt beer, it was water, but it would have been that much worse if I had spilled a pint of the luverly Guinness)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:13 am

6. Drinking the stuff.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:18 am

5. Alcoholfree and light beer.

Dragon Reborn · Post by **Dragon Reborn** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:40 pm

4.getting drunk then in a fight with a mexican and getting your ear cut off...bummer

Darzog · Post by **Darzog** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:30 am

3. [url="http://www.pabst.com/"]Pabst Blue Ribbon[/url]

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:40 am

2.) Beer spilled on the front of your pants. It will surely be mistaken for something else. "It's beer!" "Maybe it was going in." :laugh:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:48 am

1. Mixing guinness and bloody marys ( trust me on this

)

Top 10 signs you are at a rubbish party

10. The police call round to congratulate you on orderly conduct

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:54 am

9. Longwinded speeches, all given by men of the cloth, and protestants (evangelicals or lutherans) at that... a sure sign there won't be any alcohol afterwards...

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:04 pm

8. This is an 'all ages' show.

shana · Post by **shana** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:23 pm

7. Lots of grandparents standing around looking bewildered!

This happened at my first keg party, I never really expected my grands to show up, but they did, about an hour early. It all worked out though, luckily they liked to drink as much as the rest of us!!

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:05 am

6. People are reading

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:19 am

5. It's midnight and there is noone besides you and the host.

JonIrenicus · Post by **JonIrenicus** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:03 pm

[QUOTE=shana]This happened at my first keg party, I never really expected my grands to show up, but they did, about an hour early. It all worked out though, luckily they liked to drink as much as the rest of us!!

[/QUOTE]

What the hell type of kegs do you go to? :laugh:

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:17 pm

4. It's even more quiet than SYM