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If I remember correctly I think Moore was beheaded... Henry's favoured method of execution .

In the words of Dave Lister "they're just using religion to be extremely crappy to each other"

And who says Northerner's haven't got a grasp of philosophy?

[QUOTE=Denethorn]If I remember correctly I think Moore was beheaded... Henry's favoured method of execution .

In the words of Dave Lister "they're just using religion to be extremely crappy to each other" [/QUOTE]

Well put! And Moore was beheaded. Ouch.

I'm pretty sure that's a far quicker way to die than most other ways of execution.

I guess that fits for Thomas Moore, then. He was an okay guy. I know some people that definately deserve a MUCH slower death, though. Drawing and quartering, maybe. Neighbors who whine about my music being too loud at 8PM on a Friday night when they're both 23 and having a party of their own just need to get a life. I'm just hoping for smurfs to move in underneath them so I can gas them all.

If someone my age having a party is going to complain about my noise at 8pm on a friday, well. See, daddy gave me this old Harmon Kardon dual channel 720-watt reciever. *coughs* Call the boys up for an impromptu band practice/ weekend binge out back and stuff.

When I know the people above me aren't home I do turn the music up all the way, but Noise Citations are expensive if you get them from the cops every weekend or so. These folks are right next door, so I move my Bang and Olufsen tower speakers with their own amps and subs right up to the wall between and crank up the volume while placing fingers in my ears to save them from utter destruction.

God bless noise pollution !

Yeah, I can't go too loud with the thing because I happen to need 4 200 watt speaker's to turn it up full blast. That's an expensive setup. Still, on the occasion the guys want to play and bring their own speaker's for their instruments, they can all plug their PA's, guitar and bass speaker's and what-not all into my reciever and CRANK.

We lived in an off-campus dorm and one of the girls complained constantly about the noise. An hour later, all of my drinking buddies had the stuff set up in an empty appartment there the landlord let one of the guys use as drum practice (he was a music major). We cranked that stuff up, got twisted and they played Pantera for 4 hours straight. The girl was throwing stuff at the appartment for 2 hours trying to get us to stop. We were drunk and couldn't hear anything hitting the door it was so loud. Shook the whole building.

We stumbled out, deaf, drunk, kicking around bottles of booze and beer into the parking lot trying to go to bed. She was there, yelling at us, we couldn't hear her. Justin, the kid with the drums just grinned at her and said "Now maybe you won't think so lightly of playing your crappy music so loud at 7 am when we're all drunk and hungover on a saturday will you <expletive deleted>?" and summarily tipped over into the bushes and passed out cold.

Great story. I had to deal with some really bad christian rock and folk music blasting at 5:30AM almost every day my freshman year from a dorm neighbor and her roommates who all rowed at the crack of dawn and went to sleep by 10PM every day. Needless to say, one of us was moving out and it wasn't going to be me, so she complained, got nowhere, and switched to a quieter dorm the sixth week of school.

Yeah, the thing with out little "group" was that the two girl RA's the landlord picked all played video games, got drunk and stoned with them. They may have had to say something, but...is it piss off the 7 guys that get you messed up and have fun with you every night and carry you upstairs to your appartment when your too messed up to walk back, or the 2 people that wake everyone up at the crack of dawn?

Yeah...those two lived right above our place. Interesting female's...very interesting.

My first RA was the village bicycle. She could drink almost my entire floor under the table and she was one kinky chick. Sex was fuel for her. She didn't need to eat protein-rich food very often, if you get my meaning. Didn't give a damn what you did as long as you shared the wealth with her or as long as nothing you did damaged property other than your own. Made for some interesting stories of drunkeness and mayhem.

Yeah, the one RA had a son, used to get messed up and hit on anything she saw. Kind of prude and never did anything, but she would get MESSED UP and hit on doors, closets, kids, shrubs, girls, boys, anything. It was hilarious! We took care of her a lot because of it, if someone had a friend over from out of town and didn't know her, we'd play interference. She really didn't know what she was doing when she got really drunk a lot of the times, and a lot of guys take advantage of that. She basically did the same as you said, so long as cops didn't get called, and stuff wasn't broken, people weren't hurt and people were doing illegal things outside, anything went.

Her roommate, the other RA was the landlords mistress. They used to get into fights in the parking lot and wow. WOW. It's funny watching a girl who's 4'10", chubby, 21 and in college brawl with a 6'2, 240 lb, 40 yr old man who owns the appartment complex.

We used to play drinking games and do shots whenever they landed a swing.

I'd probably put money on the chick.

We usually did. There was always one or two guys that couldn't bring themselves to do that and we'd end up getting more to drink on those guys after one of their tiff's in the parking lot. Idiots. That girl could fight. We were all kind of intimidated by her to be honest.

Most guys forget that women have the added advantage of being able to "de-nut" a guy and bring him to his knees. All they need to do from there is a knee to the face and a few kicks to the midsection. Point, Set, and Match. You always feel sorry for the guy in those situations. The communal "Oooh, that had to hurt!" from a chorus of male spectators is heard in any city, country, and language. We all know what it feels like to get a chop in the goods.

Yeah, once a girl goes there though, fighting fair is out of the game for me. The last girl got called "Dumpster Wench" for 2 years after she kicked me like that. She was gloating and went to talk to her friends, I collected myself, stalked over, grabbed her from behind, paddled her bottom until she was sore and squeeling and then tossed her into the complex dumpster. Her friends had to get one of their dads to help get her out.

The one before that, I kicked her back, as hard as I could. Same spot. Asked her if she still thought it didn't hurt girls as much as boys. Her older brother watched, was pissed at me but told her she deserved it. I'm pretty sure she's kicked him at least once given that kind of reaction.

Yeah, I've got a little sister who learned that spot really early in life. It doesn't seem to have had any side effects, but DAMN does that hurt! I was fooling around playing soccer outside my apartment with some friends one day and one guy got a shot, not a pass, right in the twins. He didn't scream, he didn't groan, he didn't swear. He just collapsed and passed out right then and there. OUCH!

Yeah, my brother got hit with the claw end of a claw hammer in the boys when he was about 6-7 years old. I'm fairly certain it's the cause of the damage he's dealing with now in life.

We roughed up the teen who did it though, like all 12 of us kids around 7-8 years old chased this 15 year old around the neighborhood. He ran inside and we trashed the outside of his place until his mother kicked him outside to make us go away. Kid got thrashed by us good and hard. Never saw him again but heard he caught some nasty flack in school for being beaten up by a bunch of kids half his age. I hope he did.

Man, why would another guy kick a younger guy in the junk. There are rules to fighting. That's just embarrassing if he's older.