Top Ten Game

shana · Post by **shana** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:30 pm

[QUOTE=JonIrenicus]What the hell type of kegs do you go to? :laugh:[/QUOTE]

Umm, the usual kind, I think??

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:22 am

3. The guests are ignoring your topics!

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:27 am

2) The host's mother tells them to stop being so boring

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:37 am

1) You get dumped, sacked and caught in a bear trap in the space of an hour.

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:44 am

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]1) You get dumped, sacked and caught in a bear trap in the space of an hour.[/QUOTE]

And the new topic is?

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:45 am

[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]And the new topic is?[/QUOTE]

You choose.

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:55 am

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]You choose.[/QUOTE]

You finished the last one

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:57 am

[QUOTE=GregtheSleeper]You finished the last one

[/QUOTE]

Fine.

Top ten ways to set fire to a push bike.

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:58 am

10. Matches and gasoline

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:59 am

9. Attach fireworks to the wheels and put petrol in the tyres.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:01 am

8. throw it into a furnace?

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:39 am

7. Push it into a volcano.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:22 am

6. CAUTION, ONLY FOR THE EXTREMELY PATIENT: Hold a match to it until it burns.

5. SAME WARNING, File the metal pieces down into an extremely fine powder, drop a match, then fill tires with grease and light, throw into nearest swimming pool.

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:33 am

4.) Tie a bunch of water balloons filled with gasoline to the bike, set it up several feet away, aim bottlerockets at it and play target practice.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:51 pm

[QUOTE=Chimaera182]4.) Tie a bunch of water balloons filled with gasoline to the bike, set it up several feet away, aim bottlerockets at it and play target practice.[/QUOTE]

:laugh:

3. Step One: Pierce the tyres and stick matches in the holes
Step Two: Tie a string dipped in petrol around each match
Step Three: Pump up the tyres with something like butane
Step Four: Light one match on each tyre
Step Five: Run like hell

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:59 pm

2. Send it with a rocket into the sun.
1. Have it eat red hot chili peppers.

Top ten ways to leave your lover (courtesy of Paul Simon).

Greg. · Post by **Greg.** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:01 pm

10) Through the window, running.

Damuna_Nova · Post by **Damuna_Nova** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:02 pm

9. Tell them you're also dating 5 other people and you want to leave your life of sin behind and devote your life to the church.

Who is Paul Simon?

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:09 pm

[QUOTE=Damuna_Nova]Who is Paul Simon?[/QUOTE]:speech: *gasp*:speech:

You don't know [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Simon"]Paul Simon[/url]???

Shame and double shame on you!

And I referred to [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Ways_to_Leave_Your_Lover"]this song[/url].

shana · Post by **shana** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:50 pm

8. Just hop off the bus, Gus!

Are we only allowed to use his ways??????????